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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2010

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I got it on the second try. Now I'm going fishing.

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Listen to the dulcet strains of Mrs. Miller.

 

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Take lessons in professional, unbiased journalism - Adam Boulton vs Alistair Campbell

 

 

Oh, and

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Get the lowdown on how nice Vinnie Jones is, and what cnut that Cilla Black is by dropping in on a forum for cabin crew here.

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Enrol at Professor Bootsy Collins's Funk University. I'm slightly disappointed to find it's a virtual establishment and not a crumbling gothic mansion tucked away in the Chilterns. Otherwise I'd have packed my '67 sunburst Mustang with rosewood fingerboard and my finest fedora and headed straight off, all y'all.

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Play Pacman.

 

Get in quick, it won't last long!

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Indulge in a spot of vodka eyeballing.

 

I bet they'd have much more fun putting LSD in their eyes instead.

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Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what

movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely

predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

 

Pick a number from 1-9.

 

Multiply by 3.

 

Add 3.

 

Multiply by 3 again.

 

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the

list of 18 movies below.

 

Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you

scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.

 

Now look up your number in the list below...

 

 

1. Gone With The Wind

2. E.T.

3. Beverly Hills Cop

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

18. Toy Story

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Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what

movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely

predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

 

Pick a number from 1-9.

 

Multiply by 3.

 

Add 3.

 

Multiply by 3 again.

 

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the

list of 18 movies below.

 

Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you

scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.

 

Now look up your number in the list below...

 

 

1. Gone With The Wind

2. E.T.

3. Beverly Hills Cop

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

18. Toy Story

 

I must say that I am deeply disturbed by the results of this test. It brings out a facet in my character that I had hitherto not recognized. I have an appointment for professional treatment and therapy. Thanks MPFC.

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Mine was "Star Wars"

Telling porkies again? :)

 

regards,

Hein

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Pick a number from 1-9.

 

You won't catch me with the old 9 times table chestnut, the trick is to pick a decimal seeing as it doesn't ask either for an integer or a natural number. I got Toy Story.

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9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

 

Spot on.

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9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

 

Spot on.

 

Yep, guess I'll be seeing you and Deadsox in group therapy sometime soon. :)

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9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

 

Spot on.

 

 

Seen it. Four times.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

 

You know it makes sense.

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Have a hearty breakfast....if you can find it.

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Death?

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