Phantom 2,535 Posted February 19, 2017 Rolf says he'll be dead within a year: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/rolf-harris-says-prison-system-9848208 Remember, remember the 31st December.... And other inmates complained that he was getting all the cushy jobs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 19, 2017 Rolf says he'll be dead within a year: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/rolf-harris-says-prison-system-9848208 Remember, remember the 31st December.... And other inmates complained that he was getting all the cushy jobs. If you can't do the time...etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted February 19, 2017 He needs to have a word with Ernest Saunders. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,622 Posted February 20, 2017 Courtesy of Martin Kelner: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted February 20, 2017 Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 20, 2017 Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ? Expected to be released on 19th July 2017 as things stand at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 20, 2017 Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ? Expected to be released on 19th July 2017 as things stand at the moment. At last - the real deal; a musician where you can say "lock up your daughters" and mean it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebless 203 Posted February 20, 2017 Rolf got 5 years and 7 months does that mean he will be out in march this year having served 2 years 9 months if he is not found guilty of new charges? Or does he serve the full sentence ? The new trial is not until May so we wouldn't have have been cleared in March. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 9, 2017 Bet Rolf wishes he had thought of this ruse: "Justin Bieber impersonator charged with 900 child sex offences A Queensland man posing as pop singer Justin Bieber online in order to solicit explicit images from young children is charged with multiple child sex offences including rape and indecent treatment of a child." Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-09/justin-bieber-queensland-man-impersonate-singer-child-sex-charge/8338730 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted March 19, 2017 Seen in public yesterday for first time in three years, on way to hospital for appointment. Hope it wasn't good news from the doc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted May 15, 2017 Rolf's back in court. "The entertainer and TV presenter Rolf Harris touched a 13-year-old girl’s breast after filming a children’s TV programme and asked her: “Do you often get molested on a Saturday morning?”, a court has heard." Source: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/15/rolf-harris-groped-three-girls-at-tv-studios-and-music-event-court-hears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted May 16, 2017 Stone Roses singer Ian Brown also had a fish to fry in court. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted May 18, 2017 Will be released tomorrow http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/rolf-harris-to-be-released-from-prison-on-friday/ar-BBBgmc1?ocid=ientp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,149 Posted May 18, 2017 Rather more interestingly, he is currently attending another trial via video link, however following his release he will attend in person. This means the media will be able to get some footage of what he looks like following his stint in prison and give us an idea of general health! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 18, 2017 How many DL members will be sending him copious quantities of chocolate bars/sugar mice all things beloved of a diabetic? At least he won't be gorging on them now in the hope of finding a file or a razor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: How many DL members will be sending him copious quantities of chocolate bars/sugar mice all things beloved of a paedo who will use them to entice children? At least he won't be gorging on them now in the hope of finding a file or a razor. FTFY 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,067 Posted May 30, 2017 Jury discharged after failing to reach verdict. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40095612 Rolf will celebrate by releasing his version of Freedom 90. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 30, 2017 Apparently his wife doesn't have long left either she would easy get an obit . Maybe Rolf will kill himself when his wife goes. Worth putting both on the list next year IMO . This is the look of a man who knows he doesn't have long left http://e3.365dm.com/17/05/1096x616/0158a9c68c41723b7452ce8bdaafe034159e094f1cc88822dcddd9775e6511da_3966435.jpg?20170530151520 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, the_engineer said: http://e3.365dm.com/17/05/1096x616/0158a9c68c41723b7452ce8bdaafe034159e094f1cc88822dcddd9775e6511da_3966435.jpg?20170530151520 Can you tell what it is yet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted May 30, 2017 He probably realized he actually likes prison and doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,540 Posted May 30, 2017 Probably get the Commodore 64 back out of the attic: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Probably get the Commodore 64 back out of the attic: Did someone dial the speaking clock in this video and forget to hang up I'm sure I can recognise it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 6, 2017 According to The Sun Rolf has asked his "team" (i.e. the agency to which he's probably still contracted) to land him a show to "rebuild his character." How about Who do you Think you are? with the added twist that it involves a bunch of joe public types squaring up to Rolf and repeatedly asking him that question. Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: According to The Sun Rolf has asked his "team" (i.e. the agency to which he's probably still contracted) to land him a show to "rebuild his character." How about Who do you Think you are? with the added twist that it involves a bunch of joe public types squaring up to Rolf and repeatedly asking him that question. Either that or a game show called Let's Hunt and Kill Rolf! The ironic thing is that Max Clifford would have been great at drumming up some publicity for Rolf, if he wasn't otherwise indisposed himself... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
