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Jordan or Jodie Marsh?

 

Er... Who?! :crossbone:

 

Explorer, Netscape or Firefox?

 

Sorry old boy, I meant this slag

 

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or that slag

 

jodiefuckingmarsh.jpg

 

Ah! The four of them still don't ring any bells here, but after thoroughly and critically scrutinizing their respective ... er... talents, I'd pick the second one. (Who could withstand square boobs?!)

 

Explorer, Netscape or Firefox?

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Explorer, Netscape or Firefox?

 

Squints eyes ..

 

Firefox

 

And I have spoken.

 

Fire at the fox, escape the net, or go exploring.

 

If you fire at the fox and miss there will be a bullet fired at you.

If you escape the net you will fall about 20 feet.

If you go exploring it will be exploring the waters .. as you will be swimming from Alcatraz to the shore.

 

I have always wondered if they made it.

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Explorer, Netscape or Firefox?

 

Squints eyes ..

 

Firefox

 

And I have spoken.

 

Fire at the fox, escape the net, or go exploring.

 

If you fire at the fox and miss there will be a bullet fired at you.

If you escape the net you will fall about 20 feet.

If you go exploring it will be exploring the waters .. as you will be swimming from Alcatraz to the shore.

 

I have always wondered if they made it.

BS, ask a question

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Explorer, Netscape or Firefox?

 

Squints eyes ..

 

Firefox

 

And I have spoken.

 

Fire at the fox, escape the net, or go exploring.

 

If you fire at the fox and miss there will be a bullet fired at you.

If you escape the net you will fall about 20 feet.

If you go exploring it will be exploring the waters .. as you will be swimming from Alcatraz to the shore.

 

I have always wondered if they made it.

BS, ask a question

Ask a question every time.

 

ultraboeotian or infrabancetian?

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ultraboeotian or infrabancetian?

 

ultraboeotian; easier to type.

 

Cabaret or Chicago?

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Cabaret or Chicago?

 

Gershon-Cabaret.jpg

Cabaret

 

 

Tin can or Tetra Pak?

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Tin can, cos it'll recycle.

 

KFC or McDonalds?

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Tin can, cos it'll recycle.

 

KFC or McDonalds?

 

McDonalds for the Egg McMuffin

 

 

Munchkins or Oompah Loompahs?

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Munchkins or Oompah Loompahs?

 

 

Oompah Loompahs...they appear to be cheap labour, where the Munchkins look unionized.

 

If your situation is anything like mine then these two options would be incredibly difficult to choose between.

 

sitting down to a Christmas dinner with the family (extended) or being shot point blank in the face?

 

P.S. nice slags.

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Gouda or Cheddar?

 

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability.

 

 

Daddy or chips?

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Gouda or Cheddar?

 

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability.

 

 

Daddy or chips?

 

Chips. Obviously.

 

Cannon or Ball?

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Gouda or Cheddar?

 

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability.

 

 

Daddy or chips?

 

Chips. Obviously.

 

Cannon or Ball?

Same here. The Germans can't make a sandwich or a gratin or anything else involving cheese without smothering it with nasty young Gouda. Mind you Cheddar on a pizza or a lasagne is also pretty nasty.

 

Ball, as long as it's Johnny or Sir George-Thomas Thalben-. Zoe is all right too.

 

Wilson, Keppel or Betty?

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Gouda or Cheddar?

 

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability.

 

 

Daddy or chips?

 

Chips. Obviously.

 

Cannon or Ball?

 

Dyan Cannon or Lucille Ball? I guess I'd take Dyan since she's at least alive.

 

Mustard or Mayo?

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Gouda or Cheddar?

 

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability.

 

 

Daddy or chips?

 

Chips. Obviously.

 

Cannon or Ball?

 

Dyan Cannon or Lucille Ball? I guess I'd take Dyan since she's at least alive.

 

Mustard or Mayo?

 

Mustard, better for Truth or Dare.

 

Snakes or Spiders?

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Mustard, better for Truth or Dare.

 

Snakes or Spiders?

Spiders. I'd hate to think how Peter Parker would have turned out if he was bitten by a radioactive snake.

Mary Jane would probably disagree... "Mary Jane must be in trouble; my snakeysense is tingling."

 

Coke or Pepsi?

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Coke (of the slimming kind)

 

Pepsi has yet to make it to the Class A list.

 

Tyson or Ali?

 

DWB :birthday2:

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Tyson or Ali?

 

DWB :birthday2:

 

Ali, without a doubt.

 

Post-It notes or paper clips?

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Post-It notes or paper clips?

 

Post-It notes, electronic freeware, and completely covering my desktop in font 24 bold with things not to forget, yet soon to be forgotten.

 

 

Too early or last minute?

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Too early or last minute?

Last minute, of course. Too early is a waste of time.

 

Chess or poker?

 

regards,

Hein

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Chess.

 

Beatles or Rolling Stones?

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Chess.

 

Beatles or Rolling Stones?

 

Rolling Stones... much more difficult to strip to The Beatles.

 

Supermodels or sexy cops?

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Chess.

 

Beatles or Rolling Stones?

 

Rolling Stones... much more difficult to strip to The Beatles.

 

Supermodels or sexy cops?

 

Sexy cops - more of them are men.

 

Crossword or sudoku?

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Crossword or sudoku?

 

 

Crossword.

 

To be or not to be?

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Crossword or sudoku?

 

 

Crossword.

 

To be or not to be?

 

 

... that is the question!

 

Beer or wine?

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