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Will probably die on its arse but hey, at least I'm trying. Objective, to post your answer and pose another.

 

Would you rather do something immoral or illegal?

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Will probably die on its arse but hey, at least I'm trying. Objective, to post your answer and pose another.

 

Would you rather do something immoral or illegal?

 

Immoral it's probably more fun.

 

 

Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when?

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Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when?

I know how I'm going to die, but not when. I've a sure-fire method of suicide, and I'm happy with this. If I knew when I was going to die but not how, I think it would totally ruin my life; I'd never be able to stop thinking about that moment and all the possible permutations of varying causes of death. I'd put clocks all over my house and on my pc wallpaper counting down the seconds etc. and just before I was due to die I'd probably off myself anyway in an attempt to avoid a potentially more painful and prolonged death, thereby generating an ironic paradox of self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made?

 

All this proves is that I prefer answering questions to posing them. As a sociopath, I don't really have much empathy with humans, so I could be here all day posing questions which, ultimately, could be equally well posed by a computer program, for all the emotional engagement they ellicit. Good luck with the thread though, hope it runs and runs.

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Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when?

I know how I'm going to die, but not when. I've a sure-fire method of suicide, and I'm happy with this. If I knew when I was going to die but not how, I think it would totally ruin my life; I'd never be able to stop thinking about that moment and all the possible permutations of varying causes of death. I'd put clocks all over my house and on my pc wallpaper counting down the seconds etc. and just before I was due to die I'd probably off myself anyway in an attempt to avoid a potentially more painful and prolonged death, thereby generating an ironic paradox of self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made?

 

All this proves is that I prefer answering questions to posing them. As a sociopath, I don't really have much empathy with humans, so I could be here all day posing questions which, ultimately, could be equally well posed by a computer program, for all the emotional engagement they ellicit. Good luck with the thread though, hope it runs and runs.

Nice hot one.

Up or down?

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What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made?

It's different for coffee and tea.

 

Coffee is only palatable when hot. Lukewarm coffee is shite, well-made or not. I do drink tea, rarely, and find that well-made tea is drinkable, even when cold.

 

 

Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends?

 

regards,

Hein

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Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends?

 

regards,

Hein

 

In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there?

 

 

Dogs or cats?

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Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends?

 

regards,

Hein

 

In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there?

 

 

Dogs or cats?

Dogs (obviously)

lib/con or lib/lab?

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Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends?

 

regards,

Hein

 

In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there?

 

 

Dogs or cats?

Dogs (obviously)

lib/con or lib/lab?

 

lib/lab, I voted lib dem to keep the tories out in my constituency. That's the simplified answer.

 

Next question

 

16 year old malt whisky; with water or without?

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16 year old malt whisky; with water or without?

Always without!

 

Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar?

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16 year old malt whisky; with water or without?

Always without!

 

Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar?

From the glass in an alley, as long as it was a dirty glass.

 

For dipping your soldier, is it best to have the boiled egg pointy end up or round end?

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16 year old malt whisky; with water or without?

Always without!

 

Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar?

From the glass in an alley, as long as it was a dirty glass.

 

For dipping your soldier, is it best to have the boiled egg pointy end up or round end?

 

Pointy end up.

 

Single paper or double wide?

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Double wide.

 

Blonde or Brunette?

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Double wide.

 

Blonde or Brunette?

 

 

Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde)

 

 

shaved or waxed?

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Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde)

 

 

shaved or waxed?

 

Shaved but Mr Depp can wax if he must.

 

Power of invisibility or mind reading?

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Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde)

 

 

shaved or waxed?

 

Shaved but Mr Depp can wax if he must.

 

Power of invisibility or mind reading?

Invisibility.

 

Red or white wine?

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Red or white wine?

I'd say Hirondelle red over Blue Nun.

 

 

On the egg soldier Marmite or Vegemite?

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Invisibility.

 

Red or white wine?

 

Red

 

Clegg's options work with:

 

Conservatives or

Labour

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Clegg's options work with:

 

Conservatives or

Labour

None of the above. If he's wanting to make proportional representation part of the deal, there'll be no coalition.

 

France or Germany?

 

regards,

Hein

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France, cos they haven't declared war on us in over a century.

 

Blur or Oasis?

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Invisibility.

 

Red or white wine?

 

Red

 

Clegg's options work with:

 

Conservatives or

Labour

Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite?

 

Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd?

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Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite?

 

Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd?

 

Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. :D

 

Squid beak or camel toe?

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Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite?

 

Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd?

 

Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. :D

 

Squid beak or camel toe?

 

 

Camel toe.

 

Spit or swallow?

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Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite?

 

Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd?

 

Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. :D

 

Squid beak or camel toe?

 

 

Camel toe.

 

Spit or swallow?

 

I'll go swallow, but generally I'm not that fussed.

 

John Terry or Rio Ferdinand?

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John Terry or Rio Ferdinand?

 

CJ Wilson.

 

Only child or four siblings?

 

Only child...oh wait, did I answer that myself? Sorry. :D

 

Pratchett or Gaiman?

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John Terry or Rio Ferdinand?

 

CJ Wilson.

 

Only child or four siblings?

 

Only child...oh wait, did I answer that myself? Sorry. :D

 

Pratchett or Gaiman?

 

Gaiman becuase he's cuter.

 

 

Camilla or Diana?

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