charon 4,943 Posted May 12, 2014 It interferes with the electrical synapses in your upper temporal lobe. how the fuck would an idiot like me know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,589 Posted May 12, 2014 Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard. Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision; I know!! It was so bizarre and it's obvious that (s)he didn't win because the song was good. I was like "wtf" ... Still, 3rd place for Sanna Nielsen is pretty good so I'm satisfied anyway. I did think Sweden had the best song but I also liked the strong showing for the alternative approach of the Dutch entry. I did actually feel a bit sorry for the two 17 year olds from Russia who would probably have been in with a shout if they had represented any other country this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 12, 2014 It interferes with the electrical synapses in your upper temporal lobe. how the fuck would an idiot like me know? I think he meant "how does that work", as in.... he was implying it clearly doesn't. I didn't see shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,589 Posted May 13, 2014 Watch the Star Wars prequels while mentally replacing Chancellor Palpatine with Nigel Farrage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,589 Posted May 15, 2014 Buy part of your childhood at auction 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 19, 2014 Keep the Stars 'n Stripes a'flyin Keep clapping at your microphone as hard as you can to keep the American flag flying high, should you stop clapping and let it hit the floor then clearly you must hate freedom and/or be a communist. http://bulchyc.itch.io/americlap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,589 Posted May 19, 2014 Buy part of your childhood at auction Be prepared for those of a certain age, this post will contain some disturbing information. Our childhood was a lie In truth there were really three differeny Humptys used in Play School. Why did he insist on having two stunt doubles, could he just not work with Fred Harris? I don't know whether I will recover from this revelation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 17, 2014 See the manager of Mexico's national side go super saiyan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 7, 2014 Have a look inside or contribute to the human brain cloud http://www.humanbraincloud.com/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 5, 2014 Show your love for Nintendo on a dating website in Glasgow .. http://glasgow.en.craigslist.co.uk/cas/4578277199.html. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 5, 2014 http://wakie.com/ Wake people up. Actually gonna try this, looks a good idea , apart from speaking to folk that is. As long as its an "AAAAAAAAARRRGH" down the phone, I'm good to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted October 7, 2014 http://wakie.com/ Wake people up. Actually gonna try this, looks a good idea , apart from speaking to folk that is. As long as its an "AAAAAAAAARRRGH" down the phone, I'm good to go. Fuck that. As an insomniac the last thing I want is some jolly bastard ringing me at 645 to 'wake me up' when I've already been awake since 2 o fucking clock and am usually just drifting off into a slumber about five minutes before my alarm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted October 12, 2014 Look at narcissistic MPs Wikipedia edits http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/embarrassing-edits-made-to-politicians-wikipedia-pages-by#qhlqmw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted October 14, 2014 Get diagnosed with dementia, sell your house to pay for the care and then, like, discover the doctors were wrong! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792640/pensioner-told-dementia-sold-house-pay-care-told-18-months-later-wrong-her.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 17, 2014 Things not to do while waiting for death: Underwater sex. It really sucks apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 17, 2014 The link from that page is better imo.... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-performed-sex-act-stuffed-4440774 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 6, 2014 Change the NFL logo's to penises. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/12/nfl-logos-as-dicks.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted December 28, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30575063 Peruse the notable deaths to remind yourself of all the people you didn't get on the DDP this year, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 10, 2015 Think of some cool things YOU would do if diagnosed w terminal cancer. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903639/Anger-fraudster-pretended-terminal-cancer-Jade-Goody-family-friends-pay-10-000-dream-wedding-avoids-jail.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 24, 2015 Go shopping for a better ferret cage.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 28, 2015 Witness a miracle! http://gistbaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nuns.jpg SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 28, 2015 Witness a miracle! http://gistbaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nuns.jpg] No miracle at all: regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 30, 2015 Those wacky French ... One for da ladies in da house, dress your cock up as Marine le Pen, and upload it to a site. http://marinelepenis.tumblr.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 30, 2015 Those wacky French ... One for da ladies in da house, dress your cock up as Marine le Pen, and upload it to a site. http://marinelepenis.tumblr.com Many thanks for this. Number 2 looks like it's been stretched in a vice, number 4 looks like Animal off the Muppets and number 5 looks like it's covered in Cheestrings, which means I'll definitely put it in my mouth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
