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It interferes with the electrical synapses in your upper temporal lobe.

 

 

how the fuck would an idiot like me know?

 

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Today's the final of Eurovision song contest. Don't forget to vote for Sweden. Thanks. :)

 

It's a shame you're countries excellent song got beaten by a drag act with a gimmick beard.

 

Still think Iceland was the best song on the night. For those who don't watch eurovision;

 

I know!! It was so bizarre and it's obvious that (s)he didn't win because the song was good. I was like "wtf" ... :scratchhead:

Still, 3rd place for Sanna Nielsen is pretty good so I'm satisfied anyway. :)

 

I did think Sweden had the best song but I also liked the strong showing for the alternative approach of the Dutch entry.

 

I did actually feel a bit sorry for the two 17 year olds from Russia who would probably have been in with a shout if they had represented any other country this year.

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It interferes with the electrical synapses in your upper temporal lobe.

 

 

how the fuck would an idiot like me know?

 

 

I think he meant "how does that work", as in.... he was implying it clearly doesn't.

 

I didn't see shit.

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Watch the Star Wars prequels while mentally replacing Chancellor Palpatine with Nigel Farrage.

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Keep the Stars 'n Stripes a'flyin

 

 

 

Keep clapping at your microphone as hard as you can to keep the American flag flying high, should you stop clapping and let it hit the floor then clearly you must hate freedom and/or be a communist.

 

 

 

http://bulchyc.itch.io/americlap

 

 

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Be prepared for those of a certain age, this post will contain some disturbing information.

 

Our childhood was a lie

 

In truth there were really three differeny Humptys used in Play School.

 

Why did he insist on having two stunt doubles, could he just not work with Fred Harris?

 

I don't know whether I will recover from this revelation.

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http://wakie.com/

 

Wake people up.

 

 

Actually gonna try this, looks a good idea :) , apart from speaking to folk that is. As long as its an "AAAAAAAAARRRGH" down the phone, I'm good to go.

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http://wakie.com/

 

Wake people up.

 

 

Actually gonna try this, looks a good idea :) , apart from speaking to folk that is. As long as its an "AAAAAAAAARRRGH" down the phone, I'm good to go.

 

Fuck that. As an insomniac the last thing I want is some jolly bastard ringing me at 645 to 'wake me up' when I've already been awake since 2 o fucking clock and am usually just drifting off into a slumber about five minutes before my alarm.

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Get diagnosed with dementia, sell your house to pay for the care and then, like, discover the doctors were wrong!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792640/pensioner-told-dementia-sold-house-pay-care-told-18-months-later-wrong-her.html

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Things not to do while waiting for death:

 

Underwater sex. It really sucks apparently.

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Go shopping for a better ferret cage.
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Those wacky French ...

 

One for da ladies in da house, dress your cock up as Marine le Pen, and upload it to a site.

 

 

http://marinelepenis.tumblr.com

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Those wacky French ...

 

One for da ladies in da house, dress your cock up as Marine le Pen, and upload it to a site.

 

 

http://marinelepenis.tumblr.com

Many thanks for this. Number 2 looks like it's been stretched in a vice, number 4 looks like Animal off the Muppets and number 5 looks like it's covered in Cheestrings, which means I'll definitely put it in my mouth.

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Lol :D

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