time 7,925 Posted February 19, 2015 Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going. Is your name on this list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,611 Posted February 19, 2015 Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going. Is your name on this list? No. But the eventual 'winner' will be picked in dead pools all over the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,611 Posted February 19, 2015 Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be... Oh, I don't know about that. It's still very fashionable, everybody's doing it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted February 19, 2015 Here, what the fuck happened to football_fan? Is he deed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 20, 2015 Does anyone think we should just pack the whole waiting for someone to die thing in? Death just isn't what it used to be... Oh, I don't know about that. It's still very fashionable, everybody's doing it. Here, did you lift that from the lyrics of "kinky boots"? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted February 20, 2015 Do the hackneyed "Pull a chair out from someone as they're sitting down" prank, with unexpected results. SC http://m.wdtimes.com/news/national/article_9eb8fc23-e2aa-56b6-ab35-7969c7282532.html?mode=jqm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 1, 2015 Remake Raiders of the lost Ark, shot by shot, in 1982 when you are 11, then wait over 30 years to shoot the last scene. http://filmjunk.com/2015/02/26/raiders-the-story-of-the-greatest-fan-film-ever-made-trailer/ Must've been bored... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 4, 2015 Get over that erectile anxiety and penis envy by comparing your junk to the established average. Complete with video segment. Sir C http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted March 4, 2015 Get over that erectile anxiety and penis envy by comparing your junk to the established average. Complete with video segment. Sir C http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372 Then if necessary you can go on like the 17 year old who had reduction surgery. "When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches - around the size of a grapefruit." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,611 Posted March 4, 2015 Get over that erectile anxiety and penis envy by comparing your junk to the established average. Complete with video segment. Sir C http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372 Phew! I'm above average (just ;-) ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,268 Posted March 4, 2015 ^If you were a defunct record label you'd be TMI. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted March 4, 2015 Get over that erectile anxiety and penis envy by comparing your junk to the established average. Complete with video segment. Sir C http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/health/study-reveals-average-penis-size-for-men-1.2976372 Phew! I'm above average (just ;-) ) Me too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 5, 2015 For $10 grab your very own Death Pool Lauren Hill collectible! $50 for a signed copy...who's doing the signing inquiring minds want to know. SC http://www.inquisitr.com/1897431/lauren-hill-college-basketballer-diagnosed-with-cancer-gets-upper-deck-rookie-card-in-her-honor/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 6, 2015 Buy some of Lauren Becall's shit......ER...... Memorabilia. SC http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/lauren-bacall-items-up-for-auction/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted March 8, 2015 Laugh your tits off at this 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,839 Posted March 8, 2015 Laugh your tits off at this That is fucking brilliant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted April 15, 2015 Learn how to be an irritating pain in the arse to a terminally ill cancer patient. SC http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/17-inspirational-bible-verses-for-cancer-patients/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,911 Posted April 15, 2015 Things to do while waiting for death? If I recall, for some it's googling and goggling at some unknown cancer ridden teenager in the hope of punching the air at their demise some months later... Jus sayin' like... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,982 Posted April 26, 2015 Pimp, race and crash mobility scooters: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32247516 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted April 28, 2015 http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/ Self-Shag your dead husband? WTF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest awesome guest Posted May 17, 2015 Going on dates with my girlfriend, Wikipedia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesquawkingdead1exparrot 2 Posted May 17, 2015 adopt a mayfly 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted May 17, 2015 This actually made me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 27, 2015 Try to break the shot record in France. SC http://www.straitstimes.com/news/world/europe/story/barman-sentenced-after-frenchman-does-56-shots-and-dies-20150527 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
