charon 4,938 Posted March 1, 2018 Telt yer 98 year old father that......he's 98..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 1, 2018 I hope he hits 110 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSWDeathlistfan1996 27 Posted March 7, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 04:13, charon said: Telt yer 98 year old father that......he's 98..... The " HOLY FUCK" really got me XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 19, 2018 Go to court to prove you’re alive......and lose. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted April 6, 2018 Watch your grandfather get the family barbecue under way. Grandma: "Well don't just sit there, grab the BBQ sauce and a brush and GET OUT THERE!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 1, 2018 Play Hide-and-Seek. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted May 5, 2018 It’s World Naked Gardening Day today Anybody trimming there bush ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted May 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Wee Jum said: It’s World Naked Gardening Day today Anybody trimming there bush ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Wee Jum said: It’s World Naked Gardening Day today Anybody trimming there bush ? I’ll do mine if someone can lend me a chainsaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 7, 2018 If you must smoke, Vape. Pretty sure (outside of Sicily) no one has ever died from an exploding fag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted May 8, 2018 Come to an agreement on what to watch on the telly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,959 Posted June 16, 2018 Watch the Glasgow School of Art burn for the second time in 4 years, just pre-opening after restoration: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44504659 This looks horrific - it's possible we may lose one of our most treasured Rennie Mackintosh buildings.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,712 Posted June 16, 2018 Can still see it smoking from the window. And we're miles away. Think it's fucked. Fire spread to the old ABC too, and the Campus building. EDIT - Spread from ground to roof in 3 mins, still blazing, firemen can't enter the building for fear of wall collapse and the upper floors are no more. It's fucked for sure. Sounds the ABC/O2 significantly damaged too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,712 Posted June 16, 2018 Might want to look away now, Willz... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted June 16, 2018 Hopefully the blaze will spread citywide. Cunt of a place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted June 26, 2018 Get drunk and go to the loo. When you gotta go, you gotta go. In more ways than one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted July 1, 2018 Enjoy Cirque du Soliel aeriel acrobats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,008 Posted July 2, 2018 Abandon the tradition of placing one traffic cone on the Duke of Wellington's head, and stick as many of the fuckers as you can up there. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 4, 2018 Kill your son to avoid going into a care home, most probably end up in either prison or a psycho ward. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44707643 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted July 5, 2018 Thanks to Toys R Us going belly up and this gdamn thing being 50% off, and me eye balling it for years....now all my free time is spent getting me arse kicked by this thing. Great way to waste time, while waiting for death. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted July 14, 2018 Practice popping pimples.https://bluecrate.com/products/pimple-popper?aff=44 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted July 15, 2018 Show everyone a picture of my Wee Wee. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,959 Posted July 20, 2018 Listen to your Now That's What I Call Music albums, which apparently has hit #100. Listening time for me: Zero. Never owned one, never desired one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,712 Posted July 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Listen to your Now That's What I Call Music albums, which apparently has hit #100. Listening time for me: Zero. Never owned one, never desired one. This was the first tape I ever bought. Although their track listing is wrong because the Secada track was right before Jesus He Knows Me. Anyhow, it is what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,959 Posted July 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, msc said: This was the first tape I ever bought. Although their track listing is wrong because the Secada track was right before Jesus He Knows Me. Anyhow, it is what it is. Interestingly, there are more people alive who appeared on Now 1 than Now 23. Or I should say, there have been fewer deaths from those on Now 1. Afaik. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
