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9 minutes ago, En Passant said:

For the discerning follower of this 'sport' there's a list on which this guy will soon be #359.

 

Do you have a link for the people who will be #360 to #380?

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20 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Do you have a link for the people who will be #360 to #380?

 

Just google base jumpers given

 

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Simply, BASE Jumping is jumping from a fixed object into a freefall and then using a parachute to break the fall. BASE jumping is one of the most dangerous recreational activities or sports in the world, with a fatality and injury rate a massive 43 times higher than parachuting from a plane. Sometimes regarded as a stunt rather than a sport, the risks when BASE jumping is phenomenally high.

 

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20 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

Just google base jumpers given

 

 

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I know this is pathetic but I couldn't even be taking the photos!!

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Reminds me of the now long gone Dorothy Custer...

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1 hour ago, msc said:

 

Reminds me of the now long gone Dorothy Custer...

 

I mean at that age, would you really give a shit if you were going to die?

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43 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

I mean at that age, would you really give a shit if you were going to die?

Fucking right you would.

Die after falling 100s of feet through the air and hitting the ground at, oh, 120mph or die peacefully in your sleep.

A complete no brainer.

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41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Fucking right you would.

Die after falling 100s of feet through the air and hitting the ground at, oh, 120mph or die peacefully in your sleep.

A complete no brainer.

 

falling 100s of feet through the air and hitting the ground = no brainer

 

if you land head first

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1 hour ago, runebomme said:

 

falling 100s of feet through the air and hitting the ground = no brainer

 

if you land head first

 

I disagree - brains would be everywhere.

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Draw anything you want, then shake your phone.

 

 

http://seoi.net/penint/

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40 minutes ago, charon said:

 

 

Draw anything you want, then shake your phone.

 

 

http://seoi.net/penint/

I just drew blood, shook my phone but nothing happend. Please advise. 

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Everything should slowly change to look like this, and swing about a bit.

 

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13 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Update your wife's social media page when she isn't around.
 

 

 

I prefer the link further down https://nehandaradio.com/2018/12/30/man-axes-wife-over-divorce/

 

Has the GREAT picture which obviously drew me in.

 

 

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Someone made a Sporcle Quiz already of Death List 2019

 

I scored 100%, as anyone here would. The average score was 4% when I tried it, five hours into 2019 UTC.

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Submit your Deathrace team for next year guys....

 

:devil:

 

don't panic mpfc I'm kidding

 

 

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Put posters up for your favourite politician.

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Read this book: 

 

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Critics are giving it 5 stars.

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Hop on that new quad bike you've been wanting to try.

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Take the wife and kids to go see someone force-fed a tampon some female wrestling

 

 

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