charon 4,943 Posted May 27, 2015 Try to break the shot record in France. SC http://www.straitstimes.com/news/world/europe/story/barman-sentenced-after-frenchman-does-56-shots-and-dies-20150527 In Scotland we call that a 'gantry' , and to be fair, usually isn't fatal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 29, 2015 http://www.derelictlondon.com Found this site that likes to document the derelict buildings of London and take long walking tours of decayed areas. Interesting... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 30, 2015 Purchase the car used on Bewitched. SC http://wbay.com/2015/05/29/car-from-tv-sitcom-bewitched-up-for-auction-after-son-dies-at-war/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 2, 2015 Get pished then go to the cash machine... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted June 4, 2015 Reinterpret classic songs. This is hilarious! (sorry don't know how to embed). https://youtu.be/RTH9MKiYvM0 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,131 Posted June 4, 2015 (sorry don't know how to embed). https://youtu.be/RTH9MKiYvM0 Delete the s in https 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 9, 2015 Dunno where else to post this, but, the lassie who's half a limb down after Alton Towers fucked up is now gonna meet 1D. Presumably this will help. But, it'd be - like - well out of order if they slipped into a chorus of Andy Fairweather Lowe's oldie: "Wide Eyed and Legless." Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-33070068 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,596 Posted June 10, 2015 Dunno where else to post this, but, the lassie who's half a limb down after Alton Towers fucked up is now gonna meet 1D. Presumably this will help. But, it'd be - like - well out of order if they slipped into a chorus of Andy Fairweather Lowe's oldie: "Wide Eyed and Legless." Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-33070068 Ah, the old Arthur Askey/Marty Feldman duet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted July 20, 2015 Scottish Man Accidentally Fingers Own Mum Following Buckfast Binge Ian McCourt, a 24-year-old Glaswegian DJ and Buckfast aficionado, reportedly assaulted his mother after arriving home from a three day bender “drunk oot his nut on Buckie”. http://wundergroundmusic.com/scottish-man-accidentally-fingers-own-mum-following-buckfast-binge/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,131 Posted July 25, 2015 Order Stephen King's forthcoming short story collection, The Bazaar Of Bad Dreams which includes a tale about "a columnist who kills people by writing their obituaries" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 28, 2015 Have a rave on your own using spotify with no drugs or alcohol in your bedroom and dance like a nutter to go a long with it. Some times I know I need to get out more! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted August 5, 2015 Interact with people when not on a PC. Having been told on numerous occasions to "get a life" and stop "sitting at the pc all the time" I determined to make friends out in the real world instead of on-line. To that end I took the principles I have learned from Facebook and Twitter out into the local neighbourhood. Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter and my dog, and of me gardening and on holiday doing things such as spending time by the pool. I also listen to their conversations, tell them I "like" them and give them my opinion on ever subject that interests me....whether it interests them or not. And it works! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 24, 2015 Forget Top Trumps and all the kiddie card games and get stuck into Meaty Trumps and their packs of British Nonces (I shit you not!!) Link: http://brownjewel.bigcartel.com/category/meaty-trumps#_=_ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 26, 2015 Search yourself and friends and family in the Ashley Madison thingy. SC https://ashley.cynic.al 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted August 27, 2015 Search yourself and friends and family in the Ashley Madison thingy. SC https://ashley.cynic.al Let's see if my brother's been unfaithful to his blow-up doll... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted August 28, 2015 Deathlist.net evolution! 2005: 2011: 2015: What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted August 28, 2015 Deathlist.net evolution! 2005: 2011: 2015: What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? The latest version is hands downs the best! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted September 1, 2015 Deathlist.net evolution! 2005: 2011: 2015: What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? The latest version is hands downs the best! Nice, but it'll be impressive when you show us the future! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 1, 2015 Deathlist.net evolution! 2005: 2011: 2015: What, was the skeleton on a sabbatical in 2011 or something? for me at least the 2011 looks worse than the 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted September 1, 2015 Search yourself and friends and family in the Ashley Madison thingy. SC https://ashley.cynic.al How many fold has your (and your friends and family) email spam folder increased by and have those benevolent Nigerians been in touch regarding your inheritance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 2, 2015 Best. Game. Ever. One for da laydees in the house though. http://www.cockphrase.com/game.php 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KeiraV Posted September 2, 2015 Waiting my sims to die. Which one will be the nex? Grim Reaper is at the door! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 2, 2015 Waiting my sims to die. Which one will be the nex? Grim Reaper is at the door! Gerald? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KeiraV Posted September 2, 2015 No,friend. I meant The Sims Game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,314 Posted September 2, 2015 Waiting my sims to die. Which one will be the nex? Grim Reaper is at the door! Gerald? Waiting my sims to die. Which one will be the nex? Grim Reaper is at the door! Gerald Sim is dead.His sister Sheila is still going as is the actress Sylvia Sims. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
