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#1 football_fan

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:12 PM

Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do between DL hits

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#2 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:30 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:38 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy


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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 04:26 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

Wow! Book him. I hope this clip gets him the break he needs and deserves.
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 06:27 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 03:44 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.

The BBC have it now.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Check out vintage letterheads. Probably the most banally amazing website I've seen in an age. Will pay up to 30 for that Charles Schultz one.

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:09 PM

Grow a beard for Belgium.

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

Pass verdict on early 90s TV stars

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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:22 AM

Grow a beard for Belgium.

Since only one half of the electorate can participate in a beardy protest perhaps the ladies could stop pruning their lady garden. It's nearly bikini season.
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Posted 18 January 2011 - 10:02 PM

Check out the original, and best, home of turtle-impersonation phonecalls online

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:33 PM

Watch Hitler sing Motorhead
Or was that on last year's options?
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:59 PM

Re-think the education system.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:42 PM

Think up some innovative new ways to reduce carbon emissions.

Edited by Magere Hein, 24 January 2011 - 09:51 PM.
Link fixed.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:06 AM

Wind up a "cold caller"

Edited by Magere Hein, 27 January 2011 - 10:12 PM.
Link fixed.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:15 PM

Wind up a "cold caller"


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#18 Magere Hein

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:14 PM

Wind up a "cold caller"


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Fixed now. It's hilarious.

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

Aw....FFS!!!

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:51 PM

Leave school and have a Gap Yah!



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