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#201 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:10 PM

Get stuffed by Chuck Testa





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#202 the_engineer

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:18 AM

I see God has his vacuum cleaner on again :rolleyes:


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#203 To die for

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


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Death provokes the desire but takes away the performance - Gatekeeper (Macbeth)

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#204 Banshees Scream

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


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Oh I enjoyed reading this. Laws that are very eccentric or are they?

#205 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:41 PM

See illiterate people get tattoo's



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A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

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#206 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

A reasonable argument for why sportsman should be allowed to take steroids



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''I won't have my son playing no pussy DS games''!!

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

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#207 BufordTJustice

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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#208 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:35 AM

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:14 AM

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???


As suggested by my good self not more than a page ago!

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#210 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM

I apologise for my ignorance,I'm a newbie here,theres a lot of posts to catch up on and digest here,I wanted to ask him if he got his medals back?


http://www.thesun.co...phies-back.html

#211 the_engineer

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:41 PM

Eat someones face off while naked.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html





Disclaimer the following link does not show a naked person eating someones face.

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A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

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#212 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:23 PM

Engage in some harmless online roleplay

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow


#213 the_engineer

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:06 AM

A great song to kill someone too?


Btw i saw the video don't watch it just horrible. This guy is a looney tune.

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#214 Paul Bearer

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:08 PM

Demolish a block of flats

Amost squished a seagull.
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

#215 BufordTJustice

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 07:17 PM

Burst your piles whilst you are having a kickabout.



#216 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 06:26 PM

Put together a bucket list.

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow


#217 BrunoBrimley

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:01 PM

Put together a bucket list.

Seems rather a waste of time considering I don't have a bucket.

#218 Der Stadt

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:08 PM

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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A Football Team in Glasgow had to wait for Death their fans and all concerned stuck their heads in the sand .
Wonder what they got from that ,Dead ear.
IF YOU LOOK IN THE LOOKING GLASS AND IT LOOKS AT YOU.WELL.
Chapman Pincher. Zsa Zsa a go go. George Bush senior. Nelson Mandela. Prince Philip.
Rev Paisley. **Thatcher**. Jake Lamotta. Doris Day. Ian Brady . Ak47 .Fat Domino. Clive James . Olivia De Havilland . Vera Lynn. Gough Whitlam . Henry Cecil .Peter O'Sullevan .Nancy Regan .Peter Seeger .

#219 charon

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:36 PM

Check to see if your bad parking has been caught on camera.


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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

#220 the_engineer

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:21 AM




Train for the zombie Apocalypse

I don't believe in coincidences

''I won't have my son playing no pussy DS games''!!

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

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