Jump to content
The Yeti

Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

Recommended Posts

Just passing through.

 

Something tells me that one of the most common misconceptions of the human mind is a thought which seeks heaven on earth within others rather than within ourselves. When our trials and tribulations are final and you perceive the differences in others to to be simply and only that, it's a little bit of a rush once you begin to accept and understand with ease that true happiness or anything excellent begins in you.

 

As we can read - you are still full of something that makes very little sense!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest dean

scum bags, your all on my list for next year lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
scum bags, your all on my list for next year lol

 

 

And you're on mine for next week. :deathban:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest dean

^^^I let you know next week if i'm still alive, if i die i'll still let you know by tapping you on the shoulder with my scythe :deathban:

 

btw harry potter is dead

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
scum bags, your all on my list for next year lol

 

'Scum bags, you're all on my list for next year.'

 

If people are going to stop by and insult us, I do wish they would get their fucking punctuation correct. And 'lol'='I'm a fuck knuckle'.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Insulting your hosts...no way for a guest to behave!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Insulting your hosts...no way for a guest to behave!

Abuser: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!"

Man: "Look, I came here for an argument, I'm not going to just stand..."

Abuser: "Oh, oh I'm sorry, but this is Abuse."

Man: "Oh, I see, well, that explains it."

Abuser: "Ah yes, you want room 12A, just along the corridor."

 

 

Perhaps this topic ought to be closed in compliance to the Strange Sketch Act.

 

regards,

Hein

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Abuser: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!"

 

I hope I'm correcting a typo, but it's "toffee-nosed" (as in "pretentious"), rather than "coffee-nosed"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Abuser: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!"
I hope I'm correcting a typo, but it's "toffee-nosed" (as in "pretentious"), rather than "coffee-nosed"

Yes, it was a typo alright. Unfortunately not mine.

 

regards,

Hein

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed".

 

Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed".

 

Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed".

 

Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.

Yes.

 

Stupid git.

 

regards,

Hein

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed".

 

Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.

 

Or at least an argument.

 

On the subject of (completely) different versions, and completely off topic, I was watching a few Python clips on YouTube last night. I'd always known 'The Lumberjack Song' to finish with Palin wishing he'd been a girlie just like '

', but as can clearly be heard in the original its just like '
'.

 

Though in the German version, its '

'!

 

I don't know about any variations in the 'Argument Clinic' sketch though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The version I always used to listen to was the audio one from Monty Python's Previous Record.

 

Here's the first transcription I found with Google.

 

Plain as the nose on your face.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The site is being killed by this notaguest troll. No proper poster can be arsed to wade through his shit - it's him or us, admin.

 

Freedom of speech v death of site debate, I suppose.

 

I'm not sure if he should be banned. I just think he is over enthusiastic which, I do admit, is more than a bit annoying.

 

He just needs to calm down a bit.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The site is being killed by this notaguest troll. No proper poster can be arsed to wade through his shit - it's him or us, admin.

 

Freedom of speech v death of site debate, I suppose.

 

I'm not sure if he should be banned. I just think he is over enthusiastic which, I do admit, is more than a bit annoying.

 

He just needs to calm down a bit.

 

He does seem to have an awful lot of time on his hands, and trying rather too hard to 'fit in' on here.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The site is being killed by this notaguest troll. No proper poster can be arsed to wade through his shit - it's him or us, admin.

 

Freedom of speech v death of site debate, I suppose.

 

I'm not sure if he should be banned. I just think he is over enthusiastic which, I do admit, is more than a bit annoying.

 

He just needs to calm down a bit.

 

and how to spel.and use of punctooachun...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The site is being killed by this notaguest troll. No proper poster can be arsed to wade through his shit - it's him or us, admin.

 

Freedom of speech v death of site debate, I suppose.

 

I'm not sure if he should be banned. I just think he is over enthusiastic which, I do admit, is more than a bit annoying.

 

He just needs to calm down a bit.

 

and how to spel.and use of punctooachun...

 

I suggest that all his posts be redirected here, which suits his style more than this forum.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The site is being killed by this notaguest troll. No proper poster can be arsed to wade through his shit - it's him or us, admin.

 

Freedom of speech v death of site debate, I suppose.

 

I'm not sure if he should be banned. I just think he is over enthusiastic which, I do admit, is more than a bit annoying.

 

He just needs to calm down a bit.

 

and how to spel.and use of punctooachun...

 

I suggest that all his posts be redirected here, which suits his style more than this forum.

I sympathise with HarryMac. Some of the best posters are rarely seen these days because when they log on they get enveloped in dullness. I dislike banning or warning people but if you leave this stuff unchecked it leads to the voluntary exclusion of good posters while prats like this one sail blissfully on. Perhaps Notaguest will respond to these comments by not responding, ever (and pigs might fly). He makes Banshees Scream look like wit of the year in comparison.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Could the mods just replace particularly pointless posts with 1.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Could the mods just replace particularly pointless posts with 1.gif

I sympathise with the suggestion, but I don't think it's a Good Idea, since it smells like censorship. May I suggest ignoring particularly pointless posters instead?

 

ignoreuser2.jpg

 

regards,

Hein

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
May I suggest ignoring particularly pointless posters instead?

 

Doesn't work, because the system doesn't allow for quoting.

 

Also, while some posters are prone to particularly pointless posts, periodically they may present a pertinent point. Perhaps.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
May I suggest ignoring particularly pointless posters instead?
Doesn't work, because the system doesn't allow for quoting.

Don't do that, then. Quoting PPPs, I mean.

 

Also, while some posters are prone to particularly pointless posts, periodically they may present a pertinent point. Perhaps.

In the same way, I presume, that it's possible that some politicians are occasionally honest. Still no good reason to actually listen to them.

 

regards,

Hein

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Don't do that, then. Quoting PPPs, I mean.

 

It's other people that do it, though, isn't it? I mean, if I'm ignoring someone I can't quote them. But someone else will.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use