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Yup. Assad will have a bayonet up his butt hole before you know it !

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This report claims that Assad is moving to a final stronghold in an Alwaite-controlled area with his family, and pledges to, "fight to his last bullet". I'm praying for a Ceausescu-style killing that leaves him and Asma both dead, so I don't feel like I wasted two spots with them this year! :/

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Bundle of joy on the way for Mr. and Mrs. Assad. Asma is five months along.

 

A biblically tragic denoument awaits...

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Bundle of joy on the way for Mr. and Mrs. Assad. Asma is five months along.

 

She took it literally when Obama and Cameron said: "f*** him!"

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Israel has launched yet another attack tonight in Damascus.Looks like they've hit a chemical weapons factory .Assad must be under a lot of pressure to retaliate http://edition.cnn.c...ence/index.html

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Israel has launched yet another attack tonight in Damascus.Looks like they've hit a chemical weapons factory .Assad must be under a lot of pressure to retaliate http://edition.cnn.c...ence/index.html

 

He won't though , chances are Israel got intelligence that if syria falls Assad gave word to fire chemical weapons into Israel and all over Syria. Hence they were attacking coastal towns to get a shipment of missiles in order to deliver the payload of chemicals, But they also bombed that shipment too.

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We must rip their entrails out and drag them from here to Damascus, until they include us in the peace process.

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Syrian Electronic Army now at war with Murdoch...

 

From digital spy..

 

All Sky Android apps hacked

 

 

According to Sky's twitter stream:

http://twitter.com/s....50352145850368

 

 

 

Advice is to uninstall the apps until further notice. App descriptions and screenshots are indicative of the Syrian Electronic Army. Have they got nothing better to do?

 

 

http://www.ehackingn....hacked-by.html

 

 

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To be fair if i had that much power i would launch attacks on Murdoch too. :D

 

Also you have to remember western media are just as big a liars as any other media, they would blame anything on Assad at this point . The rebels are desperately trying to drag us into the war, these are rebels who are associated with AL Qaeda. Assad and The rebels neither will give Syria any hope best thing to do is let them destroy each other and hope the sane people left can build a country based on progress rather than Nogress .

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US task force sailing towards Syria tonight as Obama is on brink of ordering military action in retaliation for chemical weapons attack http://www.reuters.c...E97K0EL20130824 Lets hope ASssads presidential palace is on the t arget list!

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US task force sailing towards Syria tonight as Obama is on brink of ordering military action in retaliation for chemical weapons attack http://www.reuters.c...E97K0EL20130824 Lets hope ASssads presidential palace is on the t arget list!

 

Oh for fuck's sake........

 

WW3 anyone? Hope you all ordered your inflatable nuke shelters from AlexJones.com and you've been to the supermarket and stocked up on plenty of Evian and Baked Beans.....

 

I always knew it would be Obama who took us into World War 3. It was foreshadowed in 2012 - didn't anyone notice how the guy who always used to tell us not to panic died on the same day Obama was re-elected? Co-incidence? I think not.

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Don't panic. He'll just do some token cruise missile strikes just so he can say he did something.I'm sure the Russians won't retaliate or anything :)

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US task force sailing towards Syria tonight as Obama is on brink of ordering military action in retaliation for chemical weapons attack http://www.reuters.c...E97K0EL20130824 Lets hope ASssads presidential palace is on the t arget list!

 

Oh for fuck's sake........

 

WW3 anyone? Hope you all ordered your inflatable nuke shelters from AlexJones.com and you've been to the supermarket and stocked up on plenty of Evian and Baked Beans.....

 

I always knew it would be Obama who took us into World War 3. It was foreshadowed in 2012 - didn't anyone notice how the guy who always used to tell us not to panic died on the same day Obama was re-elected? Co-incidence? I think not.

Panic, panic, panic. FFS! That's only a street fight compared with some wars. Nothing much will come out of this, I'm sure.

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Lol......aye right.

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US task force sailing towards Syria tonight as Obama is on brink of ordering military action in retaliation for chemical weapons attack http://www.reuters.c...E97K0EL20130824 Lets hope ASssads presidential palace is on the t arget list!

 

Oh for fuck's sake........

 

WW3 anyone? Hope you all ordered your inflatable nuke shelters from AlexJones.com and you've been to the supermarket and stocked up on plenty of Evian and Baked Beans.....

 

I always knew it would be Obama who took us into World War 3. It was foreshadowed in 2012 - didn't anyone notice how the guy who always used to tell us not to panic died on the same day Obama was re-elected? Co-incidence? I think not.

 

Don't be daft

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Well looks like the red flag chemical attack done by the rebels for the American government is working.

 

 

I think its time for a newer more update American national anthem :

 

 

O say can you see, that you pawns have no rights

 

How so badly you fail'd, your constitutions last gleaming

 

Whose broad rights bear the scars, through the terrorist hype

 

Like the clampetts you watched, the world around you is screaming

 

As your pockets went bare, the world watched in despair

 

Like a thief in the night, least our flag was still there

 

Oh say does that war mangled banner yet wave

 

O'er the land of the sheep, and the home of the slave!

 

:D

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