Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 14, 2013 http://www.wiltshire...ws_in_Turleigh/ Another one down the road from me. Actually, of more interest was the article about the police clampdown on dogging. I suppose, down your way, its kept strictly within the family, eh? Dogging is rife round here. And I STILL can't get laid 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 14, 2013 http://www.wiltshire...ws_in_Turleigh/ Another one down the road from me. Actually, of more interest was the article about the police clampdown on dogging. I suppose, down your way, its kept strictly within the family, eh? Dogging is rife round here. And I STILL can't get laid Is it really?! Well I cant get laid either so, fuck it, Im moving down to webbed finger world!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 14, 2013 http://www.wiltshire...ws_in_Turleigh/ Another one down the road from me. Actually, of more interest was the article about the police clampdown on dogging. I suppose, down your way, its kept strictly within the family, eh? Dogging is rife round here. And I STILL can't get laid Is it really?! Well I cant get laid either so, fuck it, Im moving down to webbed finger world!!!! Yeh, there's tons of sites within a 30ish mile radius of me. So I've been told Look up Tog Hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted May 28, 2013 The British Mountaineering Council has published a helpful guide for members on how to avoid annoying cows. https://www.thebmc.c...are-around-cows I would have thought yak attacks would be more relevant to mountineers, but there you go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted May 31, 2013 The British Mountaineering Council has published a helpful guide for members on how to avoid annoying cows. Don't watch Loose Women? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted June 11, 2013 http://www.wiltshire...ws_in_Turleigh/ Another one down the road from me. The survivor of this attack has been discharged from hospital. It has transpired that the killer cows involved already had a fearsome reputation for launching vicious attacks on unsuspecting ramblers. http://www.thisisbat...l#axzz2VwUO57dk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted June 25, 2013 The chairman of the Sussex Ramblers Association has told the Daily Telegraph that he blames "aggressive foreign cows" for the recent rise in bovine attacks. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10108590/Aggressive-foreign-cows-attacking-British-ramblers.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 26, 2013 The chairman of the Sussex Ramblers Association has told the Daily Telegraph that he blames "aggressive foreign cows" for the recent rise in bovine attacks. http://www.telegraph...h-ramblers.html Damn those bloody furriners. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Passing Through Posted June 26, 2013 Horny Teen killed in Texas.. http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-23058296 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted July 11, 2013 Some recent updates on the rising bovine threat within our midst. The Day I was Almost Killed By A Rampaging Herd of Cows, By David Blunkett Cow Attacks; 'It Looked Like They Wanted To Kill Him' Man Trampled By Cow Herd Lucky To Be Alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted July 14, 2013 Not an attack, but a man has died after a cow fell through a roof and landed on him as he was sleeping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 14, 2013 Man dies after cow falls through his roof: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-14/cow-falls-through-roof2c-kills-man/4819078 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 14, 2013 Man dies after cow falls through his roof: http://www.abc.net.a...lls-man/4819078 Bit slow Davey, take a look at the post above yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 14, 2013 Beaten to the punch again. Meanwhile, an Aussie woman has been gored during the running of the bulls in Spain. Silly cow. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-14/australian-woman-gored-at-pampolona-bull-run/4819330 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted November 6, 2013 Farmer dies in bull attack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted March 9, 2014 A family in Florida have been taken to hospital suffering from hallucinations, after the beef they bought from Walmart was found to be contaminated with LSD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 9, 2014 A family in Florida have been taken to hospital suffering from hallucinations, after the beef they bought from Walmart was found to be contaminated with LSD. reports say that demand for the beef in San Francisco has gone through the roof... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted May 1, 2014 Herd power in Oregon, where a particularly aggressive cow has beaten up a black bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 1, 2014 Herd power in Oregon, where a particularly aggressive cow has beaten up a black bear. Is Al Sharpton staging a protest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 5, 2014 54 y/o Dutch farmer killed by own bull. I don't expect this shocking news to receive English language coverage. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 5, 2014 I dare the coroner to write "Bull's hit" as the cause of death. I double Dutch dare you, motherfucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted May 23, 2014 Meanwhile in South Yorkshire, bovine attackers not content with stalking and trampling elderly dog walkers, have gone one better and launched a two pronged attack on a younger, quicker type of quarry; a fell runner no less, who was leading two hundred competitors before fate rather unkindly intervened. The victim had five broken ribs and had to seek refuge in some bushes to await rescue. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/10807620/Runner-escapes-death-after-being-trampled-by-herd-of-cattle-during-race.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zorders Mum Posted June 1, 2014 Anyone have recent health updates on Rosie O'Donnell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted June 21, 2014 *Celebrity Cow Trampling Alert* Blur bassist Alex James has spoken movingly about how he narrowly avoided marauding cattle on his farm in the Cotswolds. Ten seconds later it had gone totally to shit and they stampeded — I was in mortal peril. I had to run into a pond, up to my knees. They were all tossing around, scraping the ground with their hooves. [...] Nothing is as scary as that. James is evidently a man who says what he thinks and means what he says. Although I suppose it isn't obvious how the first proposition could in any case be true and the second one false. Notwithstanding this unorthodox piece of logic, it appears James feared for his life and this fear adds validity to the suggestion in this thread that it is only a matter of time before a celebrity buys the farm, so to speak, by way of a bovine attack. To add context to the story, James is planning to lend his farm to Jamie Oliver for a festival, which surely gives the cattle ample justification in stampeding to just about anywhere else, even if it does mean crushing the odd Brit-pop icon who may happen to be standing in their way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 21, 2014 If only it'd been Damon fucking Albarn, can't stand that prick. Blur were rubbish, they must have had about 2 good songs.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
