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We’ve been through this before. When Kim Jong-un actually dies it’ll probably be when no one has been paying attention, just like with Kim Jong-il 

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2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Honestly didnt see that one coming, I thought he was just being super cautious over COVID or something...

 

holy shit a coma...

 

 

Hard to believe it's happened again.Still he recovered quickly enough from the one he was in in April so maybe he will again ! Does anyone happen to know if it's a known medical condition that someone falls into a coma this regularly? :unsure:

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I’m more likely to be dead at present than Kim Jong-un.  
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1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

I’m more likely to be dead at present than Kim Jong-un.  
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We all assumed you were

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Kim presided a Politburo meeting yesterday and did not seem in a coma at all. Pictures available on KCNA. Obviously you needed to have Coffin Lodger's IQ to believe this bullshit. 

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Anti-Japanese veteran Pak Kyong-suk dead at 99. Last anti-Japanese guerrilla leader left in the whole country is Ri Yong-suk, who is 104. All females.

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7 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

 

Now we know he's dead ...:rolleyes:

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11 hours ago, Bentrovato said:

Turning to another dictator apart from Trump. Mel & Kim Jong-un seems in good spirits despite the fact he is apparently dead. 'Kim Jong-un apologises for killing of South Korean official - South'   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54291550

 

can he just die already

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1 hour ago, Genfærd said:

 

can he just die already

apply that to trump, xi, luwhatsenko, putin, boris etc 

 

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6 hours ago, Bentrovato said:

Welcome back baby. "Kim Jong-un unveils huge ballistic missile and threatens to ‘fully mobilise’ nuclear force"  https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/kim-jong-un-unveils-huge-ballistic-missile-and-threatens-to-fully-mobilise-nuclear-force/ar-BB19Tl3L?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

Wouldn't be surprised if he tested it just before the US election as a goodbye present to Trump..

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Kim Il-sung's informer during the Korean War, Ra Myong-su, dies in her 80s and gets Hero treatment. Mind you, her job was to denounce counter-revolutionaries in the Army and presumably send them to the gallows, often based on thin evidence.

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*37 today. I wonder how long we'll have to look at this big ball of meat, alcohol and sugar kill more people

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17 minutes ago, arghton said:

36 today. I wonder how long we'll have to look at this big ball of meat, alcohol and sugar kill more people

37 today my good man 

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https://www.newsweek.com/kim-jong-un-firing-squad-conductor-1590226

Kim never stops suprising me:

"A recent report from a South Korean newspaper said that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ordered the execution of a choir conductor, who was allegedly shot 90 times in front of members of the public. The report also said members of the choir were forced to march past the dead body."

Who's worse, Jong-un or Teodoro Mbasogo?

 

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Brief list of living over 90 henchmen of Kim. Don't use this for deadpools as they won't die.

 

1)Ri Yong-suk (1916): took care of little Kim Jong-il during the Korean War and got rewarded with a place at the Supreme People's Assembly. Considered the last notable survivor of the war against Japanese.

2)Kim Yong-ju (1922): Kim Il-sung's younger brother, with an extensive history of heart disease dating back to the 70s. Last seen in full shape in 2015 and presumed to have appeared in public until some time later. Was still able to walk unaided and lost the extra weight he had in the 90s.

?)Jong Chang-ryol (1923): not seen or heard since 2010.

3)Ri Yong-mu (1925): old VMAR who still pops up at public gatherings once in a while. Rumoured to have been seriously ill in the past and had very long absences from the public eye.

4)Yang Hyong-sop (1925): former head of state who still holds considerable power. Rumoured to be ill in 2017, he actually makes frequent appearances and seems much younger than his actual age.

5)Kim Yong-nam (1928): former head of state, now quite out of the public eye, but appeared as recently as January. Nothing wrong with him apparently and lost his place due to generational reshuffle rather than failing health.

6)O Kuk-ryol (1930): DPRK cadet of a prestigious military family. Now in a wheelchair.

7)Choe Yong-rim (1930): former premier who has apparently the worst health of the group. His prolonged absences are quite unexplicable, but he managed to resurface in 2019.

8)Choe Thae-bok (1930): former speaker of the Supreme Assembly. Looks much younger than his age and won't go anytime soon.

9)Kim Il-chol (1933): sacked Minister of Defence who was rumoured to have been executed. Reappeared suddenly in 2019, visiting industries and joining Hwang Sun-hui's funeral committee.

10)Kim Ki-nam (1934): propaganda chief of the regime.

11)Hyon Chol-hae (1934): extremely frail Marshal of KPA.

12)Pak Ui-chun (1935): former Foreign minister.

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2 hours ago, drol said:

Brief list of living over 90 henchmen of Kim. Don't use this for deadpools as they won't die.

 

Unless they fall foul of the Supreme Leader of course.

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