maryportfuncity 9,985 Posted January 26, 2014 Uncle's family now - apparently - reunited with the man. This is going to get worse! Dead pool points may be cashed in this year. Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/26/kim-jong-un-uncle-jang-sung-taek-executed_n_4669249.html?ncid=webmail1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Going Underground 69 Posted January 29, 2014 Kim Kyong Hui may be in Switzerland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,985 Posted March 6, 2014 Whaddya recokon: Is there still that much left to eat in North Korea or has Photoshop finally made it to that wilderness of technology? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted March 10, 2014 Kim wins 100% of the vote in North Korean "election". With 100% turn-out. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577190/Theres-Un-winner-North-Korean-dictator-Kim-Jong-Un-wins-election-100-turnout-helpfully-one-ballot-paper.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted March 20, 2014 http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/20/kebab-seller-man-looks-like-kim-jong-un_n_5000834.html?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted March 26, 2014 http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim.... Soon, all North Korean men will look like Kim wrong-un Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,613 Posted March 26, 2014 http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim.... Soon, all North Korean men will look like Kim wrong-un Imagine if we all had to look like David Cameron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 26, 2014 http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim.... Soon, all North Korean men will look like Kim wrong-un Imagine if we all had to look like David Cameron. I'm not shaving and then strategically hiding a bald spot for no-one! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted March 26, 2014 http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim.... Soon, all North Korean men will look like Kim wrong-un Imagine if we all had to look like David Cameron. I'm not shaving and then strategically hiding a bald spot for no-one! You'll be okay with just shaving actually. Also you'll have to beat up your face until it you look like an inbred moon-faced weirdo who has absolutely no instincts about what makes a country or a people tick and makes people pine for the glory days of geniuses like Jim Callaghan and Ted Heath running things. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 27, 2014 It's that time of the year again. Little Kim is playing with his missiles http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-asia-26743197 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2014 The inevitable has finally happened this morning. WAR has broken out between North and South Korea http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-asia-26815041 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 25, 2014 north korean nuclear test imminent http://www.rte.ie/ne...a-nuclear-test/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted April 25, 2014 You mean fat boy's gonna lob another scud-missile that he painted with glow-in-the-dark green paint and wrote "DANGER: NUKILAR WEPPON" on the side of, into the fucking Sea of Japan in a pathetic attempt to impress whoever might be watching, like some snotty chav setting an old tyre on fire in the corner of a mostly empty Kwik Save car park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 25, 2014 no it's not a missile test this time.it's an actual nuclear warhead he's going to explode Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted April 27, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614360/North-Korea-calls-Souths-president-prostitute-Barack-Obama-pimp-declares-ready-scale-nuclear-war.html Kim declares he is ready for "full scale nuclear war" - and he calls South Korea a "crafty prostitute" and US "her pimp". Hahaha........oh fuck, I can't stop guffawing at this. Please declare war fatboy, I need some DDP points! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted April 27, 2014 I agree. I've got Clinton and a few other hams on my list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,893 Posted May 25, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2638641/Kim-Jong-uns-playboy-half-brother-enjoys-spaghetti-Jakarta-amid-concerns-assassination-attempt-North-Koreans.html According to this article Kim Jong-nam the half brother of Kim Jong-un is moving from city to city and fears an assasination attempt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted May 25, 2014 Maaan, ain't nobody care 'bout that Dom DeLuise-lookin' motherfucker! Tell us when fatboy himself is in trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,985 Posted June 25, 2014 Leader and his military failing to see the funny side of forthcoming movie (granted, the plot involves the assassination of Kim Jong-un): http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28014069 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted September 25, 2014 He has now been absent from public view for 3 weeks and apparently couldn't walk straight last time he was seen. Plus other stuff. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11120314/Kim-Jong-uns-absence-triggers-speculation-over-his-health.html What a fat turd bastard, looks like he's got a crippling case of gout or something at age 31. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goat Posted September 26, 2014 It's widely acknowledged that he is currently battling addiction with, of all things, Swiss cheese. Massively unhealthy, walking with a limp and obese to boot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted September 26, 2014 It's widely acknowledged that he is currently battling addiction with, of all things, Swiss cheese. Massively unhealthy, walking with a limp and obese to boot. Half a pound of Swiss cheese is healthier than half a pound of cheddar; what with all them holes in it there ain't as much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted September 26, 2014 It's widely acknowledged that he is currently battling addiction with, of all things, Swiss cheese. Massively unhealthy, walking with a limp and obese to boot. Half a pound of Swiss cheese is healthier than half a pound of cheddar; what with all them holes in it there ain't as much. "That's no problem. I just eat twice as much!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,985 Posted September 27, 2014 It's widely acknowledged that he is currently battling addiction with, of all things, Swiss cheese. Massively unhealthy, walking with a limp and obese to boot. Half a pound of Swiss cheese is healthier than half a pound of cheddar; what with all them holes in it there ain't as much. The holes weigh nowt, the half pound is simply bigger. That much cheese is that much cheese and it'll do nowt but fuel his gout, or summat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
