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1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Didn't go in the front entrance either

 

Not for the first time rumour has it.

 

ETA: and then ofc I see that this isn't even the third post to make this gag, never mind the second one. Such is the ferocity of interest in this thread. Back to the drawing board.

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48 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

 

 

 

Perhaps not the whole country erupting but would certainly be needlessy bad PR for them all the same


Lefty Twitter having an aneurysm over something so trivial does not translate as "the whole country".

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If one of his other children especially  his reported favourite  Princess Anne  visits then it will be beyond  doubt in my opinion that he is very  close to death.

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 Soon... Meghan Markle will have no need to worry about being safely driven through a Paris underpass.

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2 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

 Soon... Meghan Markle will have no need to worry about being safely driven through a Paris underpass.

 

Perhaps its all a ploy to entomb her alive in the vault when she pitches up for the funeral.

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6 minutes ago, Windsor said:

 

Perhaps its all a ploy to entomb her alive in the vault when she pitches up for the funeral.

 

Or they'll fake the DoE's death so he won't get the blame... then he'll live his remaining years out in Harry and Meg's old flat.

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1 minute ago, tomarse said:

 

Or they'll fake the DoE's death so he won't get the blame... then he'll live his remaining years out in Harry and Meg's old flat.

 

..."s"?

 

Have you seen him? I don't think there's plural years left in a corpse.

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He's again the oldest person on the deathlist, after the deaths of Tom Moore and George Shultz. Was from 26th of July 2020 to 31st December 2020 too, after the deaths of Douglas, de Cuellar, Lynn and de Havilland. If he dies, this title will go to Betty White, and if she dies too, it'll go to that god damn Kissinger

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2 minutes ago, arghton said:

He's again the oldest person on the deathlist, after the deaths of Tom Moore and George Shultz. Was from 26th of July 2020 to 31st December 2020 too, after the deaths of Douglas, de Cuellar, Lynn and de Havilland. If he dies, this title will go to Betty White, and if she dies too, it'll go to that god damn Kissinger

I would be gobsmacked if Bob Dole ever becomes the oldest living person on the list.Still he is at number 4 currently

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44 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

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I think we'll be waking up to this tomorrow.

... and be really surprised to find out that McGowan has died :party:

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5 minutes ago, Sean said:

I would be gobsmacked if Bob Dole ever becomes the oldest living person on the list.Still he is at number 4 currently

Yep. Given his recent announcement it would very surprising if Phil, Kissenger and Betty White all die before him 

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29 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Okay Crem, time to calm it. You're not the only one with Google and Twitter.

Ahem,  mr. Crem, don't think you understood

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Can we all just take a moment and send our prayers and thoughts to our banned member coffin dweller, who will no doubt be drowning in his own tears at this very moment. 

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4 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

... and be really surprised to find out that McGowan has died :party:

LOL - That is one fugly mofu, I'm surprised it wasn't put down at birth.

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Anyone else reckon his death will be announced during the televising of Harry and Meghan's "no holds barred" interview with Oprah? It would be about the worst PR imaginable for them if it did. 

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3 minutes ago, Deathrace said:

Anyone else reckon his death will be announced during the televising of Harry and Meghan's "no holds barred" interview with Oprah? It would be about the worst PR imaginable for them if it did. 

Nope because it airs at 1/2am UK time.

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3 minutes ago, Deathrace said:

Anyone else reckon his death will be announced during the televising of Harry and Meghan's "no holds barred" interview with Oprah? It would be about the worst PR imaginable for them if it did. 

..... and to see him pretend to cry at the demise of his half-brother's grandfather.

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6 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

..... and to see him pretend to cry at the demise of his half-brother's grandfather.

philip was a huge influence on harry...

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1 minute ago, odeon said:

philip was a huge influence on harry...

Harry is reportedly  quarantining himself in preparation for a possible trip to the UK- because of Philip

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45 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Lefty Twitter having an aneurysm over something so trivial does not translate as "the whole country".


One’s placing on the political spectrum has fuck all to do with mindless hysteria.

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