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6. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

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In terms of deadpooling, (probably) a big bucket of nothing. I guess he had a fall or something like that. I've been amazed how he manages to keep standing at long public events. Every other man of his age at least uses a cane. Now he probably had weak legs one evening and thinks that it all goes downhill from there.

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The Metro has done a video montage of Phil's greatest hits. Some I had not seen before. Well worth a couple of minutes of your time. We will never see the like of him again! Legend! lol

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Sadly his finest moment isn't recorded. Princess Elizabeth brings Philip up to Balmoral to meet her dad for the first time. Entire room full of court hangers-on. Here comes George VI in full kilt. Philip sees him, and curtseys to the King.  :D

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5 hours ago, redrumours said:

6) The London Marathon dressed as a woman flipping pancakes.

7) Buy a cricket bat.

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9 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

He is 95 FFS and will only retire at 96 - most people retire at 65 - 70 and are dead or in a retirement home by 95 only able to walk with aid of a zimmer frame.

 

At some point if he lived to 100 he would only be able to fulfil duties being pushed around in a wheelchair and there is simply no need for him to do that when he has a family full of people capable of cutting ribbons (although someone will have to step up to the plate on the casual racism).

 

So for sure he is going to die soon, he's 95, but the only thing that gives food for suspicions about his health is the urgency with which this has been done.

 

Anyhow he's not even retiring until the autumn so I'm not panicking about my inverse dead pool team yet. 

Yes, but that is what is so strange about it. 

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Documentary about that a few years back, Meet the Natives, on Channel 4. The Brits being the natives.

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8 minutes ago, JTrost1234 said:

Please don't die.

Please let this account die. We're tired of your trolling on this forum.

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7 hours ago, JTrost1234 said:

Please don't die.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TROST OFF!!!

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Some stonking Phil one-liners in yesterday's press. I didn't realise he once met a blind woman with a guide dog and jokingly told her there were now special dogs being bred to do the eating of anorexics!

 

Classic

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Do dogs still throw spears at each other?

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This man is just a racist plain and simple, not worth any media attention like 

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nintchdbpict000321417489.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=960

 

Recent picture from 'The Sun'. He doesn't look great.

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3 minutes ago, LilyForrester said:

nintchdbpict000321417489.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=960

 

Recent picture from 'The Sun'. He doesn't look great.

 
 

Yeah he doesn`t look great but I think that is a bad angle.Yes he is frail but is as fit as most 80  odd year old men.If I am as mobile as him a month shy of 96 I would be happy.

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