Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 25, 2020 So what is a 98 year old man supposed to look like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted January 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So what is a 98 year old man supposed to look like? Look, you'd have been disappointed if this open goal had been missed... 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted January 25, 2020 58 minutes ago, roaming_comrade said: Geez, he looks like they put him in a body bag in case he dies along the ride. Are we sure he's actually alive? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted January 25, 2020 51 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So what is a 98 year old man supposed to look like? Well this is a healthier example 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 25, 2020 27 minutes ago, Deathray said: Well this is a healthier example Aye but he was made up for the cameras. I bet he is really a grey skinned old corpse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted January 26, 2020 19 hours ago, roaming_comrade said: Geez, he looks like they put him in a body bag in case he dies along the ride. You know you're on the brink of death when your skin is more than one colour 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted January 26, 2020 18 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Aye but he was made up for the cameras. I bet he is really a grey skinned old corpse. He died last year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny 283 Posted January 30, 2020 On 26/01/2020 at 15:37, Kenny McCormick said: You know you're on the brink of death when your skin is more than one colour The Royal doctors will keep Phil the Greek going, just like Brenda's Mum, and he should see next year at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted January 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Kenny said: The Royal doctors will keep Phil the Greek going, just like Brenda's Mum, and he should see next year at least. Ooh Idk, he looks pretty dead to me already. There is only so much science can do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted February 4, 2020 On 31/01/2020 at 03:58, Kenny McCormick said: Ooh Idk, he looks pretty dead to me already. There is only so much science can do. I don't know, look how long they kept Zsa Zsa alive!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roaming_comrade 471 Posted February 4, 2020 What actually is it with this community and Zsa Zsa. I wasnt active back then, so I only hear her immortality as a comparison to every person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted February 4, 2020 59 minutes ago, roaming_comrade said: What actually is it with this community and Zsa Zsa. I wasnt active back then, so I only hear her immortality as a comparison to every person. She got the last rites administered in summer 2010, and then despite being on her last leg(s), outlived a further 70 Deathlist hits and her own daughter... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
66.3 Gone 1 Posted February 13, 2020 I think Prince Phil has done alright by me. Is the champ of how to walk one step behind but still leads. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted February 14, 2020 Fears Philip won't be alive in 5 years; that's tragic, 90% of world population makes it to 104. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,404 Posted February 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, drol said: Fears Philip won't be alive in 5 years; that's tragic, 90% of world population makes it to 104. Prince Philip could “allegedly” pass away in 5 years. Fuck me. Stunning bit of journalism. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted February 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, drol said: Fears Philip won't be alive in 5 years; that's tragic, 90% of world population makes it to 104. Pmsl at them referring to him as "the dad of four". The lengths these hacks go to in order to avoid using actual names in articles. Any more suggestions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 376 Posted February 14, 2020 1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said: Prince Philip could “allegedly” pass away in 5 years. Fuck me. Stunning bit of journalism. Really is, to be honest I would be amazed if he is still alive in 5 years time, he looks like a corpse as it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet 251 Posted February 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Really is, to be honest I would be amazed if he is still alive in 5 years time, he looks like a corpse as it is. Kirk Douglas and Herman Wouk somehow managed it to become a similar age and Prince Phillip is in much better health than both of them were five years ago, so I wouldn't even be that suprised. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted February 14, 2020 I think he’ll be around for a while longer. Some big moments coming up for himself and the Queen so he has some big dates to look forward to. In July she’ll have sat on the throne for 25,000 days, his 100th is 16 months away and the Platinum Jubilee just under 24 months away. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roaming_comrade 471 Posted February 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: I think he’ll be around for a while longer. Some big moments coming up for himself and the Queen so he has some big dates to look forward to. In July she’ll have sat on the throne for 25,000 days, his 100th is 16 months away and the Platinum Jubilee just under 24 months away. tbh, I dont think he really cares about that sort of stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roaming_comrade 471 Posted February 14, 2020 6 hours ago, drol said: Fears Philip won't be alive in 5 years; that's tragic, 90% of world population makes it to 104. make that 99% 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald 182 Posted February 14, 2020 7 hours ago, drol said: Fears Philip won't be alive in 5 years; that's tragic, 90% of world population makes it to 104. A clasic Queen-related article which is made just to be made because these titles draw attention. Actually you can't even understand if it's a satiric one or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald 182 Posted February 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Really is, to be honest I would be amazed if he is still alive in 5 years time, he looks like a corpse as it is. Actually he always had a bit frail appearance even when he was much younger. We saw him walking unaided, a really good sign in his age. Anyway, it's very difficult for any 98 year old man to achieve 104... Even for the most healthy 98 year old... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 14, 2020 Oh look someone has commented anew on Prince Phillip’s thread! I better hurry and.... *mark as read* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 14, 2020 9 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Prince Philip could “allegedly” pass away in 5 years. Fuck me. Stunning bit of journalism. Agree. This has set a new standard in journalistic endeavor, which even the Daily Express might struggle to compete with in years to come. Quote The Queen will be turning 94 this year, and in five years’ time, she will already be 99 years old. By then, Prince Philip would already be 103 and it is possible that he will no longer be alive by then. The mind boggles. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
