Conspiracy Theories

[Rotten Ali 600]

Furthmore Morbidkid the Government do have remote control aircraft. And have had such at least since about 1984 when they did a test of a 720 to see if a fuel fire suspresant would work.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_Impact_Demonstration

 

Been deep diving this topic all this week after being banned from Alternate History.com web site for just posting these ideas. In the official report they say the planes were flying at about 580 mph as they hit the Trade Centre. Others have independently calculated this figure to be quite acurate having built 3D cad models and checked sight lines of the known flight path. However such a 767 plane can't fly at that speed at the altitudes indicated. In a nose dive from 12,000 ft on full throttle doing the turns indicated the plane would over stress and actually fly apart with wings tearing off. Basically the air at near sea level is too thick for that speed and only a typical cruise missile would be powerful enough. But people would recognise such a "conventional" weapon but if it was a special one/two/three/four off, made to look like a passenger jet but just 50% size, then it would fly in such a manor that almost 100% of people would never know the difference. Thus my current thought echoes out why they can't find 4 conventional planes at these crash locations. Bits of jet engines found at ground level could very well have been planted because they were not even the correct type of part fitted to these aircraft. My next question still being are these parts like those used in Cruise Missiles?

 

Much of the crash gouge in the ground at the flight 93 Shanksville could be seen on Landsat photos prior to 9/11. The file creation date on the flight data recorder recovery files was time stamped prior to said recovery.

 

The hole in the outside of the Penagon was not the same size as the plane and construction wire reels were still intact and within the "flight-path". Said flight path to crash at the Pentagon, to knock over 4 street lamp posts would have ment the B757 aircraft would have to have exerted 33G in a last moment pull up mode that it just could not do. Wings fall off and it's in the ground 500m out.

 

For about 18 months, Floor 91 North Tower had a group of Austrian Art Students in residence. Called Gelatin. Being hollow tubes hoax towers the "students" could mess with the light and shuttering system that made them look occupied. A tower had for a time lit an "advert" saying E-TEAM on it. Now considered to mean Explosive

 

 

In August 2001 they enacted a stunt to remove a window and build a makeshift balcony for twenty minutes. This could have been prep for an area to eject "dead" bodies, or to attach a homing beacon outside so that the first "plane" can hit. Floor 90, just one below this stunt. Photos show them in climbing harnesses around them, empty cardboard boxes marked BB18. A type of explosive fuse busbar part that improves ignition performance of plastic explosive.

 

 

So in brief I'm now thinking no real jets were involved, (hence no one died on planes) no one made cell phone calls from 20,000 feet. That's a proven due the fact signals are typically shaped to travel horizontally for better coverage. There was even a report that the flight 11 was still parked at the ramp 30 minutes after it was due to leave. 9 of the photographs of the "hijackers" belong to people who reported such that their passports had been stolen and they are still alive and not connected to terrorisism.

 

The contract to service the lift system, not going to Otis but to some unknown company called ACE, (could as well as been ACME) gave the Gelatin guys access to the whole buildings. The improvement to replace the fire retardants would provide the ability to place other explosive control wire runs, were all cover options to blow the buildings which were too strong to fall just because of burning jet fuel affecting the steelwork.

 

Which in turn would have prevented 60% of the plane, ever to have cut into the building in the first place. What we all see in the footage is a plane fully entering the building. Just like a cartoon shape of Whilley Coyote running into a rock.

 

 

And I'm finding all sorts of web sites finding freeze frame views of charges being blown on such as the 77th floor of the North tower.

 

 

And many of those who passed off as truther protesters, since Oct 2010 have lived in $400k houses without needing to work. The plan worked no one got fingered or did time. It's a cold case. Move on folks. Nothing to see.

 

But...

Just remember the brave firemen and first responders, trying the save lives.

 

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

After doing some research I think I've proven that LFN real indenity is Michael Phelps.

[charon 4,943]

I've seen his FB, 'Fred' would be closer...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

I've seen his FB, 'Fred' would be closer...

I just had to look up who he was.

For knowing who the fuck he was is - 320 street cred points for you ya Jock.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

After doing some research I think I've proven that LFN real indenity is Michael Phelps.

You could be right.

Most of us think you are really a spotty sock w***er who cant get a girl.

[Body Snatcher 44 107]

Couldn't work out where to put this one...here or on the irony thread.

 

Conspiracy theorist dies under mysterious circumstances

 

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/85443157/a-conspiracy-theorist-dies-mysteriously-after-sending-haunting-text-to-his-mother

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Well the latest Euro space probe has, apparently, landed on the surface of Mars but has not emitted the signal expected to say that it had. As I said to Lady FN when Beagle 2 ( or whatever it was called) was previously sent there and was lost and reiterated this morning when the latest probe was expected to touch down, fuck all will be allowed to work on that Planet if its not under the control of the big three in the Space race.

The team behind the latest one are 'hopeful' that it will start transmitting, I bet it wont.

I could be wrong...

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

After doing some research I think I've proven that LFN real indenity is Michael Phelps.

 

You could be right.

Most of us think you are really a spotty sock w***er who cant get a girl.

now that I'm 16 i can fuck your mom.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

 

 

After doing some research I think I've proven that LFN real indenity is Michael Phelps.

You could be right.

Most of us think you are really a spotty sock w***er who cant get a girl.

now that I'm 16 i can f**k your mom.

 

Isn't the legal age of consent in Ireland 17?

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

 

After doing some research I think I've proven that LFN real indenity is Michael Phelps.

 

You could be right.

Most of us think you are really a spotty sock w***er who cant get a girl.

now that I'm 16 i can f**k your mom.

Isn't the legal age of consent in Ireland 17?

lfn is in England and so is his mom so I can fuck her there.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Love the post MK because you have confirmed what we all suspect, you will only ever be capable of losing your virginity to an old woman

Unfortunately for you my mummy isnt into sock wanking 16 yr old Micks.

So its back to socks over cocks and a well thumbed copy of Take a Break for you then.

[charon 4,943]

 

Large scale hack v the Eastern coast of the imperialists.

 

Anonymous says its not Vladimir.

 

[Predictor 1,018]

Conspiracy theory: Magere Hein's disappearence was plotted by Paul Bearer, who aims to create an autocracy where he has full admin power. Right now, he is thinking of a way to clear out his final obstacle Grim Reaper. Paul Bearer shall rule DeathListland until the end of times.

 

 

Oh, and Morbidkid is actually a garden gnome that suddenly, and inexplicably, came to life one day.

 

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

Conspiracy theory: Magere Hein's disappearence was plotted by Paul Bearer, who aims to create an autocracy where he has full admin power. Right now, he is thinking of a way to clear out his final obstacle Grim Reaper. Paul Bearer shall rule DeathListland until the end of times.

 

 

Oh, and Morbidkid is actually a garden gnome that suddenly, and inexplicably, came to life one day.

 

Given that Paul's locked an extra-curricular thread for people to banter about American sports, you might be right.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

 

Conspiracy theory: Magere Hein's disappearence was plotted by Paul Bearer, who aims to create an autocracy where he has full admin power. Right now, he is thinking of a way to clear out his final obstacle Grim Reaper. Paul Bearer shall rule DeathListland until the end of times.

 

 

Oh, and Morbidkid is actually a garden gnome that suddenly, and inexplicably, came to life one day.

 

 

Given that Paul's locked an extra-curricular thread for people to banter about American sports, you might be right.

We already have American sport threads.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

 

 

Conspiracy theory: Magere Hein's disappearence was plotted by Paul Bearer, who aims to create an autocracy where he has full admin power. Right now, he is thinking of a way to clear out his final obstacle Grim Reaper. Paul Bearer shall rule DeathListland until the end of times.

 

 

Oh, and Morbidkid is actually a garden gnome that suddenly, and inexplicably, came to life one day.

 

Given that Paul's locked an extra-curricular thread for people to banter about American sports, you might be right.

We already have American sport threads.

 

For talking about and not reporting deaths? Like the Football thread?

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

 

 

 

Conspiracy theory: Magere Hein's disappearence was plotted by Paul Bearer, who aims to create an autocracy where he has full admin power. Right now, he is thinking of a way to clear out his final obstacle Grim Reaper. Paul Bearer shall rule DeathListland until the end of times.

 

 

Oh, and Morbidkid is actually a garden gnome that suddenly, and inexplicably, came to life one day.

 

 

Given that Paul's locked an extra-curricular thread for people to banter about American sports, you might be right.

We already have American sport threads.

For talking about and not reporting deaths? Like the Football thread?

OK. I see what you mean. Thread unlocked.

[charon 4,943]

One which links a variety of threads.

 

 

The Podesta bros were behind Maddie...

 

 

https://therealstrategy.com/evidence-world-famous-kidnapping-case-directly-clintons/

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

You've probably read this one down the years but, hell, Carrie Fisher just died so SW is on my mind. Time to reprint a classic:

 

 

 

Uncomfortable Questions:

Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

 

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

 

Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

 

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

 

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.

 

Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack

 

 

1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

 

 

2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

 

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

 

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

 

 

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

 

In the video of the Death Star’s destruction, Lord Vader clearly exclaims “I have you now” then fires two shots. Those shots never impact — anywhere. Were they merely “added” to the “official” video after the event to make it appear that Lord Vader had at least attempted to fight off his alleged son?

 

 

Onboard Camera shows the lone rebel in Vader's sights but doesn't pull the trigger.

 

6) Nerf-Herders defy the laws of physics? How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. How did the missile make a right angle turn after entering the exhaust port? How could a missile shot in the vacuum of space–that would tend to keep going in the same direction as it was released, according to the laws of physics–be *sucked* into an *exhaust* pipe? "Exhaust" means to exhale or blow out... Wouldn’t the missiles have been blown awry of their target rather than sucked in? If it had been an intake pipe, then the “bending” path of the missiles could be plausible. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

 

 

 

The Magic Missile Theory

 

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

 

8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

 

 

9) Prior to the destruction of the Death Star a smuggler named Captain Solo was reportedly given a large sum of money. At a crucial point in the battle, Captain Solo had an unobstructed shot on his choice of the fighters pursuing Skywalker, yet Solo did not take advantage of this opportunity to kill Darth Vader. Although Vader was in the process of firing upon Skywalker’s X-wing, Solo attacked the defensive fighter instead. In the aftermath, Vader escaped, while Solo still had crates of money in his cargo hold. Captain Solo eventually made his way to the Bespin system, where he was seen dining with none other than Vader, who was reportedly obsessed with obtaining Captain Solo’s ship (and the money contained therein). Solo’s ship was then seen flying into the super-structure of the second Death Star, destroying it just after Vader was able to get out (he was seen leaving a shuttle piloted by none other than Luke Skywalker). Yet through this whole sequence of events, the money was never seen removed from Solo’s ship. Was it used to bribe Darth Vader, who (allegedly) assassinated Palpatine? Did anyone other than Vader and Skywalker actually see Emperor Palpatine die?

 

10 ) During pilot debriefing we leaned that Obi Wan was the one who told Luke to turn off his targeting computer. He said he was told by Obi Wan to "Let go" and "Trust me". This is the same Obi Wan who was, according to the official story, killed after sabotaging the Death Star by none other than Darth Vader BEFORE speaking to Luke. His convenient death places him inside the Death Star just before the explosions on the surface occur. By faking his death Vader would have given Obi Wan time to plant explosives. The only evidence of his death is his Jedi robe on surveillance cameras. And even that can't be found because they decided to conveniently let the evidence burn in the planet atmosphere. Also, why are there reports from Endor that Lord Vader, Obi Wan and Yoda were seen together AFTER their deaths? And who other than the Empire has the capacity to fake their deaths?

 

11) Lord Vader executed an officer for incompetence by allowing the rebels to escape. He then orders another officer to disable the Millennium Falcon's hyper drive. The rebels once again escape using the disabled hyper drive. Why was the officer responsible for caring out Lord Vader's order to disable the hyper drive not executed? Why was he in fact given NO disciplinary action what so ever? Why did Lord Vader only disable the hyper drive? If Lord Vader didn't want the rebels to escape, why didn't he disable the ship entirely?

 

12) Why did the captain of the Imperial Stardestroyer not fire upon the lifepod with the droids carrying Death Star plans? The "official story" says he didn't find the any signs of life. He said "Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have been short-circuited." Why would he be looking for life when it was electronic plans he should have been looking for. Why did he jump to the conclusion it was "short-circuited". Is he a lifepod engineer?

 

How can all this be just incompetence and coincidence? IMPOSSIBLE!

 

The most important question of all is why would a shadowy group in the Empire want to destroy such a technological wonder? Is it an excuse to invade Hoth and steal their oil; a planet which didn’t have anything to do with the attacks. Or is it to take away your religious freedoms to practice the dark side of the force? As incredible as this sounds it makes more sense than the official story.

 

 

 

The only way we will ever get answers to these and other troubling questions is by voting into the office those who will make an investigation into the official story a priority. Listen to the "Bombad General" of Gungan. A whistleblower with connections to Emperor Palpatine.

 

 

 

Heyo-dalee, mesa yous humble servaunt culled Jaja Binkss. Mesa wanna spake at yous bout tis a long tale toll by dissa big bosses.

 

Mesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom.... before mesa knowen it...pow! Mesa runnin tada senate. Nosir, nosir. Mesa hate da senate. Dat's da last ting mesa wanten. Wit no-nutten mula to campaignin wit.

 

Trooperz do die'n without a fight? Trooperz isa warriors! Dead Sta gotta grand army. Dare-sa nobody dare. All gone. Some kinda fight? Sorry, no trooperz...no trooperz. Dissen all pitty odd to my... Wierdind... Mesa tink dissa nutsen!

 

Mesa need mooie mooie yousa mula ta fightin wit da big bosses, okeyday?

 

Donate now to the "Jar Jar Binkss for Senator" campaign and the "Galaxy for Death Star Truth". May the dark side of the force be with you.

 

 

"Debunking Death Star" debunks itself!

 

Says that Luke was born with the force then says he was trained in the force. Which one is it? Was he trained or was he born with it?

[the_engineer 1,415]

One which links a variety of threads.

 

 

The Podesta bros were behind Maddie...

 

 

https://therealstrategy.com/evidence-world-famous-kidnapping-case-directly-clintons/

 

Looking likely clement freud was involved . Known paedo , in praia de luz when maddie went missing, has villa literally around the block from were maddie went missing and maddie was seen being carried towards his villa. He also befriended the McCann's too ! Guilty conscience perhaps ?

[Caisson 37]

One which links a variety of threads.

 

 

The Podesta bros were behind Maddie...

 

 

https://therealstrategy.com/evidence-world-famous-kidnapping-case-directly-clintons/

 

Looking likely clement freud was involved . Known paedo , in praia de luz when maddie went missing, has villa literally around the block from were maddie went missing and maddie was seen being carried towards his villa.

 

Just a Minute's walk?

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UoE73WNoCXo

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Just finished reading Suspicious Minds by Rob Brotherton - a highly readable and occasionally funny examination of how and why people believe conspiracy theories in the first place.

 

Thought I'd - like - share that in case anyone else might be minded to give it a go. Not the deepest or most challenging read but lively and packed with a few decent anecdotes

[the_engineer 1,415]

Jeff sessions nomination was being held up because he will pursue pizzagate and make arrests according to rumours online . He will be confirmed on national pizza day tomorrow coincidence ? This also leads to this advert put out by govt which are saying trump's administration is hinting to pizzagate . Literally pizza behind a gate at one point in advert .

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG1Jd3PF-JU

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQAba57jaxw

 

A new anchor who ran with the pizzagate story was benched in recent months and now he has deleted all his social media presence and is back on TV

 

https://heatst.com/politics/ben-swann-cbs-anchor-who-defended-pizzagate-deletes-entire-social-media-presence/

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Berenstain Bears prove existence of an alternative universe!

 

http://www.woodbetween.world/2012/08/the-berenstein-bears-we-are-living-in.html

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-berensteain-bears-conspiracy-theory-that-has-convinced-the-internet-there-are-parallel-universes