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Decided to drop Sandy Jardine, Judy Blume, Nicholas Edwards, Roy Mason, Danny Kirwan, Bob Dole, Ali, Michael Jopling, Mark Eden, Derek Martinus and Freddie Starr. Most of them either seem on the mend, better than expected or just likely to live into 2015.

 

Of those, Martinus might be worth a punt for a dithering late DDP team, as he remains quite seriously ill and obit assured due to his TV work.

 

(Now watch them all die in 2014 out of spite.)

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I think the list has been compiled, and is already "sealed" so to speak. And it can only be unsealed through a bizarre ceremony involving a Rabbi wearing a magical gold ring, and a midget biting the heads off of two live chickens.

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Does I.M. Pei still live in China? Maybe the pollution will get to him in 2014.

 

Could be wrong but I believe ol' Ieoh Ming resides in America now. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a few years left yet though, knowing architects and longevity seem to go hand in hand.

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A fuller list

 

A Happy Death

 

Norman Tebbit

Vera Lynn

Jimmy Carter

BB King

Paul Gascoigne

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Tommy Smith

Jimmy Tarbuck

Ian Paisley

Mickey Rooney

Christopher Lee

Warren Mitchell

Robert Mugabe

Dick van Dyke

Doris Day

Bernard Cornwell

Englebert Humperdinck

Michael Schumacher

Ken Dodd

George Cole

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Are you not a bit early for suggestions for 2015 ?

 

The 2014 list has already been picked

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Guest Gues

Definitely:

 

Michael Schumacher

Wilko Johnson

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At this rate almost anybody attending the Sochi winter olympics!

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At this rate almost anybody attending the Sochi winter olympics!

 

Something else that's grimly funny is that there's clear dead pooling confusion between the two obviously obitable Stuart Halls. What's ironic is that the convicted rapist is the white one and the famous academic is the black one, particularly ironic since as an academic involved in Cultural Studies he spent years trying to challenge ideas about cultural stereotypes; would anyone involved in dead pooling have the balls to ring academic Stuart and seek his opinion on this matter?

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Surely Michael Schumacher has to put pole position for Death List 2014

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Will be interesting to see how many late entries take a punt on Brian May now.

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Will be interesting to see how many late entries take a punt on Brian May now.

 

Could be a possibility if its spread to the bones from somewhere else. But if its primary bone cancer ,leukemia or lymphoma and hasn't spread from elsewhere then I think it would take him over a year to die. Then again there might be nothing wrong with him lol .

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Will be interesting to see how many late entries take a punt on Brian May now.

 

Could be a possibility if its spread to the bones from somewhere else. But if its primary bone cancer ,leukemia or lymphoma and hasn't spread from elsewhere then I think it would take him over a year to die. Then again there might be nothing wrong with him lol .

 

It strikes me as an all or nothing punt - if its bone cancer, he's fecked. If he's OK, he's ok and its a wasted pick. But like Sally Becker, it is curious to see which teams - and someone will - pick either on the off-chance its an inspired pick.

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1.David Rockefeller June 12, 1915 2. George HW Bush June 12, 1924

3. Bob Dole: July 22, 1923

4. Jimmy Carter: October 1, 1924

5. Pope Benedict XVI: April 16, 1927

6. Mahathir Mohamad: July 10, 1925

7. Sean Connery: August 25, 1930

8. Roger Moore: October 14, 1927

9. Nancy Reagan: July 6, 1921

10. Christopher Lee May 27, 1922

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1.David Rockefeller June 12, 1915 2. George HW Bush June 12, 1924

3. Bob Dole: July 22, 1923

4. Jimmy Carter: October 1, 1924

5. Pope Benedict XVI: April 16, 1927

6. Mahathir Mohamad: July 10, 1925

7. Sean Connery: August 25, 1930

8. Roger Moore: October 14, 1927

9. Nancy Reagan: July 6, 1921

10. Christopher Lee May 27, 1922

 

Imagine two Bonds dying in the same year

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Brian May will under go a test of his bones in the coming hours

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How late in the year can a person be added to the list? Does 2014 have to have started somewhere in the world for the list to be officially sealed?

 

If Michael Schumacher died late on New Year's Eve 2013 GMT, he would count as a death of 2014 in one time zone and of 2013 in another.

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1.David Rockefeller June 12, 1915 2. George HW Bush June 12, 1924

3. Bob Dole: July 22, 1923

4. Jimmy Carter: October 1, 1924

5. Pope Benedict XVI: April 16, 1927

6. Mahathir Mohamad: July 10, 1925

7. Sean Connery: August 25, 1930

8. Roger Moore: October 14, 1927

9. Nancy Reagan: July 6, 1921

10. Christopher Lee May 27, 1922

 

Imagine two Bonds dying in the same year

and a Bond Villain! There'll be a Bond film on TV every week (oh, no change there then).

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How late in the year can a person be added to the list? Does 2014 have to have started somewhere in the world for the list to be officially sealed?

 

If Michael Schumacher died late on New Year's Eve 2013 GMT, he would count as a death of 2014 in one time zone and of 2013 in another.

 

Midnight GMT time

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So the Nags has called time for their late afternoon break before the carnage of the NYE party, which means DP submission time.

 

Hanging on re Schumacher may have paid off, so subbed the following:

 

1. General Wojciech Jaruzelski (turning into my personal Biggs)

2. Wilko Johnson

3. Sam Simon

4. Billy Graham

5. Rev. Ian Paisley

6. Denis Norden

7. Chris Woodhead

8. Mohamed Morsi

9. Peter O'Sullevan

10. Valerie Harper

 

And just in case we get another 'Fortune' as it may be called from now on...

 

R.1 Cliff Michelmore

R.2 Vivean Gray AKA Mrs Mangel

 

Currently four of us with 5 of our 10 chalked off for the 2013 competition. People are starting to take this DP lark a bit too seriously compared to a couple of years back :dead:

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Would you like me enter this into the HPDP mix for you?

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Guest herb green

frank williams and eddie large

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I don't understand why they don't just register, it takes two minutes.

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