Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 27, 2013 In hospital again I for one will not mourn the passing of a man who's only claim to fame is the creation of a weapon that has caused untold death and misery Say your prayers Mikhail because you're heading for Hell. Shithead, If he didn't invent it, someone else would have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 28, 2013 Without him the yanks might have won in Korea, Vietnam and Somalia. Fuck that. Anyhoo, routine check up. http://www.itar-tass.com/en/c32/751439.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 224 Posted June 23, 2013 Flown to Moscow on an Emergency Ministry flight. http://on.rt.com/zjnhon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted June 23, 2013 Flown to Moscow on an Emergency Ministry flight. http://on.rt.com/zjnhon Ooooo watch this space! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted June 24, 2013 Okay, this has been bothering for a long time. Is it really fair to say that he "invented" the AK47. I mean seeing that the AK47 is just a type of automatical rifle wouldn't it be much fairer to say that he "designed" the AK47. I mean doesn't "inventing something" imply that you made an "invention", and isn't this more a case of making a new version of an existing invention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angryGreatness 96 Posted June 24, 2013 It'd be weird if Kalashnikov and Mandela died around the same time. Two hits on two very different ends of the spectrum, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted June 24, 2013 It'd be weird if Kalashnikov and Mandela died around the same time. Two hits on two very different ends of the spectrum, P. sure Mickey did more for world peace though. Both these dudes are on my DDP line-up, so everything's coming up Quantick this month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted June 24, 2013 "Capable of talking to relatives" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted June 24, 2013 His condition is being described as serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted June 24, 2013 "Capable of talking to relatives" "what's the Deathlist saying about me?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 24, 2013 Mikhail Kalashnikov or Nelson Mandela. Who wil be evicted from planet earth first? You decide! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted June 24, 2013 Mikhail Kalashnikov or Nelson Mandela. Who wil be evicted from planet earth first? You decide! Can I choose you instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted June 25, 2013 "Capable of talking to relatives" "what's the Deathlist saying about me?" Don't worry just because you are capable doesn't mean you are willing. I wonder if they ever said the same thing about Doris Stokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted July 3, 2013 He has been transferred from cardiac intensive care to the general ward due to 'good health'. (Article is in Russian) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest guest Posted July 5, 2013 Mikhail is in perfect health, so don´t worry about him. He is now working on a deadlier version of the atomic bomb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted July 5, 2013 Mikhail is in perfect health, so don´t worry about him. He is now working on a deadlier version of the atomic bomb. Yeah, he's working on it with Elvis and Tupac over in Area 51. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted July 27, 2013 http://english.ruvr.ru/news/2013_07_23/Kalashnikov-to-be-discharged-from-hospital-soon-4469/ - Mikhail Kalashnikov is due to be released from hospital by the end of this month as his rehabilitation continues to "proceed well". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 28, 2013 http://english.ruvr....ital-soon-4469/ - Mikhail Kalashnikov is due to be released from hospital by the end of this month as his rehabilitation continues to "proceed well". Brilliant.Lets form a welcome committee with some of his 'babies' when he gets out.Get my drift? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted September 20, 2013 Putin popped in to pay him a visit yesterday, seems like he's back to as good a health as possible for a 93-year-old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted September 20, 2013 Putin popped in to pay him a visit yesterday, seems like he's back to as good a health as possible for a 93-year-old. He has a better head of hair than Putin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted September 20, 2013 Putin popped in to pay him a visit yesterday, seems like he's back to as good a health as possible for a 93-year-old. He has a better head of hair than Putin It's probably a very cheap, durable, easy-to-repair long-life toupee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardFeynman 16 Posted September 20, 2013 Putin popped in to pay him a visit yesterday, seems like he's back to as good a health as possible for a 93-year-old. HOLY SHIT his ear is disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 21, 2013 A brilliant picture. I can watch it for hours and still discover new details. The jacket with the medals stuck on it on the coat rack, the lamp in the right (my grandma had one of those), the portrait of mr K. in the far right corner... Do I see that correctly, twice Hero of the Soviet Union? Why's there an arrow sticking out of the large piece of wood on the desk? Thanks for posting. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 21, 2013 A brilliant picture. I can watch it for hours and still discover new details. The jacket with the medals stuck on it on the coat rack, the lamp in the right (my grandma had one of those), the portrait of mr K. in the far right corner... Do I see that correctly, twice Hero of the Soviet Union? Why's there an arrow sticking out of the large piece of wood on the desk? Thanks for posting. regards, Hein Try as I may, I cannot see anything beyond President Putins bloody awful facelift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
