Spade_Cooley 9,019 Posted January 30, 2013 The lead story in your super soaraway this morning is that our Jezza has been battling a "toxic" tumour in his nutsack. Would be a shame to see such a talented, well-meaning man pass away before his time, I'm sure we'd all agree. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,940 Posted January 30, 2013 Isn't he toxic all over? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Droosy Posted January 30, 2013 Kyle is a supporter of West Ham United.[18] He suffers from obsessive–compulsive disorder and has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean", as stated in his book "I'm Only Being Honest".[19] Kyle has described his opinion on "Broken Britain": I think it starts with the breakdown of the family unit. Society should invest more in our kids. There should be community centres and youth clubs. And our benefits system – it's the greatest in the modern world. But there are loopholes and people taking advantage.[12] In October 2010, Kyle appeared at the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham. He chaired "Getting Britain Back To Work" alongside George Osborne - I think it sums it up why he didn´t get a brain tumour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 30, 2013 Kyle is a supporter of West Ham United.[18] He suffers from obsessive–compulsive disorder and has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean", as stated in his book "I'm Only Being Honest".[19] Kyle has described his opinion on "Broken Britain": I think it starts with the breakdown of the family unit. Society should invest more in our kids. There should be community centres and youth clubs. And our benefits system – it's the greatest in the modern world. But there are loopholes and people taking advantage.[12] In October 2010, Kyle appeared at the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham. He chaired "Getting Britain Back To Work" alongside George Osborne - I think it sums it up why he didn´t get a brain tumour But if everyone was taken off benefits and in work he'd have no one to go on his show to look down his nose at. Cunt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,806 Posted January 30, 2013 Isn't Jeremy Kyle a euphemism for haemorrhoids, as in "My Jeremys aren't half itching today" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 30, 2013 Isn't Jeremy Kyle a euphemism for haemorrhoids, as in "My Jeremys aren't half itching today" Apt for a show that's a load of bollocks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,019 Posted January 30, 2013 Isn't Jeremy Kyle a euphemism for haemorrhoids, as in "My Jeremys aren't half itching today" Apt for a show that's a load of bollocks What the fuck kind of haemorrhoids are you getting in your testes? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,642 Posted January 30, 2013 I've had the misfortune to catch about 10 minutes of this show (On a break at work) Chav TV at it's worst. The only programme on the telly that the baby has more teeth than it's 4 parents. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 30, 2013 Isn't Jeremy Kyle a euphemism for haemorrhoids, as in "My Jeremys aren't half itching today" Apt for a show that's a load of bollocks What the fuck kind of haemorrhoids are you getting in your testes? Oh yeah sorry, I had a bit of a Peter Falk moment there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,932 Posted January 30, 2013 Don't suppose there's any history of people appearing on here as a wishlist rather that a sicklist and, um, it actually hastening their demise? Probably not I suppose since Piers Morgan is still around. Pity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 30, 2013 I fucking LOVE Jeremy Kyle, because watching it makes me realize I'm not a total fuck up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 30, 2013 I despise every fibre of his being, am praying for a relapse and that it'll spread quickly 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 105 Posted January 30, 2013 Kyle is a supporter of West Ham United.[18] He suffers from obsessive–compulsive disorder and has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean", as stated in his book "I'm Only Being Honest".[19] Kyle has described his opinion on "Broken Britain": I think it starts with the breakdown of the family unit. Society should invest more in our kids. There should be community centres and youth clubs. And our benefits system – it's the greatest in the modern world. But there are loopholes and people taking advantage.[12] In October 2010, Kyle appeared at the Conservative Party Conference in Birmingham. He chaired "Getting Britain Back To Work" alongside George Osborne - I think it sums it up why he didn´t get a brain tumour I had no idea he was a hammer. Have to admit to liking the show and the harsh judgements it deals out though.Hope he gets well soon, ten minutes of Jeremey Kyle usually gets me started quite nicely in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted January 31, 2013 Testicular cancer on the ball sac ladies and gentleman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 31, 2013 Ironic he's got testicular cancer, seeing as he's such a cock... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 31, 2013 Unfortunately teste cancer tends to be treatable, provided it is discovered early. Hoping for lung and/or pancreas next time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,853 Posted January 31, 2013 Are we sure this story is true? The article quotes a friend of Kyle. Surely this can't be possible, not without a lie detector test. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,019 Posted April 2, 2013 Let's see our mate Jezza with a man sure to be getting some DDP action in 2014, Mick Philpott: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8z8ygrDSWU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 2, 2013 No less than three channels have programmes tonight about it. Exploitative? For arsonists/pyromaniacs this is porn night for them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,625 Posted April 3, 2013 I think Marade is the one who will be best bet to top herself. This could be the sequel to Shannon Matthews: The Musical maybe with a snappy title like The Philpott Fires. (See may tag line for my excuse) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted April 3, 2013 I wish I could make a special rule for this thread. I personally really don't want to be reminded of him existing unless it is in fact to report that he is dead (and sadly the possibility of him dying soon seems to be down because as far as we can tell his cancer has shockingly receded as quickly as the hairline on one of his teenage male guests. I'm sure many feel the same way about this vile creature. We need a new rule which states that no-one's allowed to bump this thread again until it's to report the news of his actual death. On pain of banning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,967 Posted July 7, 2018 53 today! Meh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,096 Posted July 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: 53 today! Meh.... I don’t believe that.....roll out the lie detector test kit!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,740 Posted July 7, 2018 38 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: 53 today! Meh.... Next you'll be telling me he was behind Jezza's Midnight Confessions or something. Didn't actually twig that for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,806 Posted May 15, 2019 That's all, folks Jeremy Kyle Show axed by ITV after death of guest And at the bottom of that report, oblivious to the irony, the BBC asks: Quote Have you appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show? Email us with your story at haveyoursay@bbc.co.uk Please include a contact number if you are willing to speak to a BBC journalist. You can also contact us in the following ways: WhatsApp: +44 7555 173285 Tweet: @BBC_HaveYourSay Text an SMS or MMS to 61124 or +44 7624 800 100 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
