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3 hours ago, Deadpool said:

Looks very frail. . . After be included in the Deathlist wasting a place and after all this comments I think he is undropablefor now on...

Er, not really...

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11 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

It was also taken during the recent Peruvian elections. Which means that he somehow still follows what's going on and is aware of things and still willing to participate in the political development of his country.

 

Yeah, another bad choice for this year.

Or maybe he was just performing his civic duty and voted straight ticket? 

Let's not forget George H.W. Bush voted in the U.S. elections too, and clearly was not in a proper mental state as he voted for Hillary Clinton who isn't in his party (Or maybe that's a good sign?)

Regardless, Voting and participating in elections is almost compulsory for former or current world leaders. 

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I wonder what type of music he likes? 

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On 31/08/2017 at 01:22, Joey Russ said:

I wonder what type of music he likes? 

Reliable sources suggest he spends his evening blaring out DJ Khaled.

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So what kind of jolly japery do we think ole JP has been getting up to of late?

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31 December 1981

 

Devil: Alright, Javier, now I have made you the UN General Secretary, just like you wanted.

Cuellar: Gracias. It's a dream come true. It's a great moment not just for me but for my country too.

Devil: But there is a catch!

Cuellar: Ay caramba, there's always a catch when you make a deal with the devil.

Devil: In return, I want the people of Peru to suffer by depriving them of something that they enjoy.

Cuellar: Such as?

Devil: Football. No more World Cups for Peru FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAH!

Cuellar: But we already qualified for the one in Spain two months ago...

Devil: Hmm, okay, starting from the next World Cup qualifiers then. Not a single tournament appearance for your nation until you die. Deal?

Cuellar: Sigh...yes, we have a deal.

 

Javier Perez de Cuellar dying before 16 June 2018 = Confirmed.

 

Spoiler

And yes, this is a rehash of Gabor's marriage curse, but that one didn't go too well...

 

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19 minutes ago, Predictor said:

31 December 1981

 

Devil: Alright, Javier, now I have made you the UN General Secretary, just like you wanted.

Cuellar: Gracias, it's a dream come true. It's a great moment not just for me but for my country.

Devil: But there is a catch!

Cuellar: Ay caramba, there's always a catch when you make a deal with the devil.

Devil: I want the people of Peru to suffer by depriving them of something that they enjoy.

Cuellar: Such as?

Devil: Football. No more World Cups for Peru FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAH!

Cuellar: But we already qualified for the one in Spain two months ago...

Devil: Hmm, okay, starting from the next World Cup qualifiers then. Not a single tournament appearance for your nation until you die. Deal?

Cuellar: Sigh...yes, we have a deal.

 

Javier Perez de Cuellar dying before 16 June 2018 = Confirmed.

 

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And yes, this is a rehash of Gabor's marriage curse, but that one didn't go too well...

 

In late November, there was a SUN article claiming that Peru might get expelled from the World Cup if the government tries to have more say in what the local FA does. That issue was resolved when the government withdrew its contested bill, but it still indicates that the team's qualification doesn't automatically guarantee their participation. Heck, they could get involved in a war and get thrown out from the WC, just like how Yugoslavia was excluded from Euro 92 (won by Denmark that was second behind Yugoslavia in their qualifying group). 

 

Or what if the team's plane crashes into the Ocean? Or if World War III begins before July 2018 and the WC is cancelled? ;)

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The reaper fears no man,except Javier Perez De Cuellar

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Come on JP, don't fear the reaper 

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Happy 98th birthday to the most sparkling man of the world. :birthday:

 

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Whom exactly is this thread about? :scratchhead:

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Feliz Cumpleaños Señor De Cuellar,

May you have many more years of health, so that you can continue living for no apparent reason, except for being the mascot of some obscure British website.

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So he has survived two of his successors now...

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Last night I had a dream. The Reaper was talking to me:

 

Reaper: Tomorrow a former General Secretary of UN is gonna die.

 

Me: Yess!

 

R: Kofi Annan

 

Me: D'Oh!

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Dead, all over Spanish speaking newspapers.

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Yes, just about to say the same thing.  Will add a dead tag now and wait for the English speaking press to catch up with DL.

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Who?

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The burned body they found inside belongs to former UN Secretary Ban Ki Moon! It is not JPdC!

 

*DDT hears a window crashing and JPdC comes inside with blank eyes and a gun*

 

Citation from Red Dragon.

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Oh, ok dead tag removed.  He is Lazarus and I was too hasty!

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