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Oh, when I saw this updated...

 

You were hoping for a hit?

 

(You can call me Captain f-ing Obvious...)

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http://rpp.pe/lima/desastres-naturales/video-colapso-el-puente-javier-perez-de-cuellar-y-dejo-aislado-huampani-noticia-1037966

We must have missed this. The Javier Pérez De Cuéllar bridge collapsed in March. That can't be a good omen?

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10 minutes ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said:

http://rpp.pe/lima/desastres-naturales/video-colapso-el-puente-javier-perez-de-cuellar-y-dejo-aislado-huampani-noticia-1037966

We must have missed this. The Javier Pérez De Cuéllar bridge collapsed in March. That can't be a good omen?

Jesus he even makes a disaster a fucking bore.

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Fuck it, let's do this.

 

100 fun facts about Javier Perez De Cuellar.

 

1. Original choice to play Judd Nelson's role in The Breakfast Club.

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2. Was the first world leader to be charged with trafficing crack cocaine

3. He is the voice you hear at the end of the pink floyd song ecplise 

4. He lost his virginity at age 10 to his sister

5. He was in the orginal sugarhill gang

6. He was Henry's Wrinklers stunt double in the infamous shark jumping scene

7. In 2002 he was voted peoples sexiest man alive for the 8th time in a row

8. According to Gordon Ramsey he makes the worlds best shrimp scampey 

9. Has made £10 million off of his pornhub channel.

10. Has a penis measuring in at 10 inches.

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11. Was first choice to be bassist in Metallica, but decided to stay loyal to Vince McMahon instead.

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12. He was originally supposed to be JFK's Vice President before Kennedy decided on Lyndon B Johnson in the end. 

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13 He once beat up Chuck Norris in a bar brawl.

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14. He is actually Satoshi Nakamoto, the mysterious inventor of Bitcoin.

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15. He was the basis on Mario from the Super Mario games.

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16. Only player to score a so-called "perfect" hat trick on his Bundesliga debut, doing so for Energie Cottbus in 2002.

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17. He was supposed to be on David Quantick Showbiz Pals 2013 line up, but was dropped at last minute. 

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18. Javier Perez De Cuellar is arguably Britain's most adaptable bird, as he can be found from the parks of central London to the birchwoods of northern Scotland.

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19. He once claimed to have had a drink with Lord Lucan at a bar in Budapest in 1988 

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20. Will be joining the cast of Doctor Who as a companion to Jodie Whitaker.

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11 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

20. Will be joining the cast of Doctor Who as a companion to Jodie Whitaker.

About time. There's never been a former UN Secretary-General companion...

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21. Known for a long relationship with Richard Burton, to whom he was married twice.

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22. He was on the same bus as Rosa Parks when she refused to give up her seat for a white man. 

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23. Is fluent in dog and cat language and brokered a peace agreement with them that lasted 10 years before trouble spilled out again.

24. He wrote a little known play called "Dr Dolittle" based on this experience.

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25 Previously played the Stig in Top Gear despite never owning a driving license.

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26. He is a member of this forum known as Grim Reaper. 

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27. Attempted to sue Michael Bond over his negative depiction of Peru in the Paddington books.

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28 Recently turned down down a job offer to beTrump's new press secretary as Trump refused to allow him a threesome with Melania and Ivanka in return.

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