Guest Guest Posted January 12, 2015 He thinks he's doing some great deed by donating all his money to PETA? PETA doesn't actually give a shit about treating animals better. If you were to give all your money directly to farmers to help them treat their animals better, PETA would still hate you. PETA hates farmers who raise livestock, period. They take the most extreme position possible because they want to generate headlines. They won't compromise with anyone on anything. The goal of PETA is to funnel money to the people who run the show by generating headlines and controversy. Charity my ass. He should have just let his family decide what to do with all the money. They're the ones who have to put up with his self-righteousness every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theendisnigh Posted January 12, 2015 He thinks he's doing some great deed by donating all his money to PETA? PETA doesn't actually give a shit about treating animals better. If you were to give all your money directly to farmers to help them treat their animals better, PETA would still hate you. PETA hates farmers who raise livestock, period. They take the most extreme position possible because they want to generate headlines. They won't compromise with anyone on anything. The goal of PETA is to funnel money to the people who run the show by generating headlines and controversy. Charity my ass. He should have just let his family decide what to do with all the money. They're the ones who have to put up with his self-righteousness every day.1. Well, thanks to Simpsons, he's a multi-millionaire, and he has no kids and his ex-wife is a successful Poker player. Only his nurses and his gf has to put up with his shit every day, but the former are paid for it and the latter is probably a gold digger anyways (she looks much younger than him).2. He said in an interview, that "everyone in his family was taken care of" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) He's recently posted a barechested photo of himself and his colostomy bag. http://pic.twitter.com/XynUnUHW9j It really shows the extra 20 pounds he has put on recently, he even looks a bit bloated though his arms are thin. His eyes are gloomy and the message is pessimistic, but he looks as if he had a few more months in him. Can he survive until his 60th birthday this June? Edited January 15, 2015 by GossipGabe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted January 15, 2015 He's recently posted a barechested photo of himself and his colostomy bag. http://pic.twitter.com/XynUnUHW9j It really shows the extra 20 pounds he has put on recently, he even looks a bit bloated though his arms are thin. His eyes are gloomy and the message is pessimistic, but he looks as if he had a few more months in him. Can he survive until his 60th birthday this June? No 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted January 16, 2015 Sadly, as good as dead. Sure hit before his birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted January 16, 2015 The eyes say it all.The fact he has lasted this long is a miracle.I have to hand it to him I don`t think I would be able to put up with all that shit (no pun intended)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 18, 2015 The eyes say it all.The fact he has lasted this long is a miracle.I have to hand it to him I don`t think I would be able to put up with all that shit (no pun intended)! I bet people didn't think Stephen hawking would stand for MND for 52 years and to be fair he hasn't . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 18, 2015 He doesn't appear to have tweeted in well over 24 hours now. Usually he tweets more than a hyperactive songbird who has big opinions about who will win the Premier League this season. Either he's croaking or busy preparing a brilliant essay for HuffPo about why sperm whales still not being admitted as full members of the Augusta National Golf Club is more of a moral outrage than the Manson-family-esque "upbringing" my mother dealt me. And just general world hunger/mass scale religious oppression/war. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted January 23, 2015 Suffering from a blood infection -https://twitter.com/simonsam/status/558638158569418752 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 23, 2015 He's drunk so much port it's now gonna have to be removed from his blood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted January 27, 2015 Suffering from a blood infection -https://twitter.com/simonsam/status/558638158569418752 Surely he's the likliest toppler in the Deathlist 50, he'd rev up the Deathrace too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted January 28, 2015 Definitely he had his stomach drained again yesterday!He keeps surprising me with his resilience.I knew someone with stage 4 colon cancer and he was dead in 7 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted January 28, 2015 Definitely he had his stomach drained again yesterday!He keeps surprising me with his resilience.I knew someone with stage 4 colon cancer and he was dead in 7 months. Aye he keeps going in the face of diminishing returns and impressing ever smaller audiences. A bit like The Simpson's, then. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted January 31, 2015 He's got that nurse-type woman in his bed now https://twitter.com/simonsam/status/561592497827086336 Wonder if he can still... y'know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted January 31, 2015 Probably not. That woman is his girlfriend I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted January 31, 2015 His last picture out of bed is 2 weeks old now. Kind of interesting in a perverse way to watch this development. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted February 1, 2015 His last picture out of bed is 2 weeks old now. Kind of interesting in a perverse way to watch this development. Good observation . If he is bed ridden the next stage is a coma for a few days / weeks then death. I'm sure sam will post a pic of himself going for a jog in the next few days though haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted February 1, 2015 Just scrolled through his tweets, the further back I go the more demented he seems, how can anybody think wearing fake fur is wrong? It's no different to wearing a synthetic fleecy jumper that looks like wool? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 1, 2015 ? I think fake fur is wrong. Just wear the real stuff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted February 1, 2015 ? I think fake fur is wrong. Just wear the real stuff. I meant people who already have objections to wearing real fur, surely fake fur is the perfect alternative? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 1, 2015 ? I think fake fur is wrong. Just wear the real stuff. I meant people who already have objections to wearing real fur, surely fake fur is the perfect alternative? Don't know, I don't have fur, real or fake, and don't want it. A jacket from sealer leather I might wear. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 1, 2015 ^^^ not cold enough.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted February 2, 2015 He is a huge football fan. My guess is that the fact that he did not tweet during the Super Bowl means he is real trouble or high off his ass because he is in real trouble. February 24th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted February 2, 2015 He is a huge football fan. My guess is that the fact that he did not tweet during the Super Bowl means he is real trouble or high off his ass because he is in real trouble. February 24th. Oh, we're doing that Jan 11 2016 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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