charon 4,943 Posted September 23, 2016 Alanis updated that song. An old friend sends you a Facebook request You only find out they’re racist after you accept There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves And who would’ve thought it figures It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously! It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane Then you realize that every seat is the same It’s like Amazon but your package never came And who would’ve thought it figures It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies And who would’ve thought it figures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 23, 2016 Who looks at the bottom of beer cans? Maybe time to start. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 23, 2016 Meh, my parents pegged it in '79, and that Xmas aged 12 I raided the booze cupboard . I've drank sweetheart stout out of date before my date of birth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 25, 2016 http://someso.cf/scientists-cut-out-tadpoles-eyes-grow-another-eye-on-its-butt-new-eye-grows-its-own-neural-pathways-to-give-tadpole-sight/ OK this time science has gone too far. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 25, 2016 http://someso.cf/scientists-cut-out-tadpoles-eyes-grow-another-eye-on-its-butt-new-eye-grows-its-own-neural-pathways-to-give-tadpole-sight/ OK this time science has gone too far. An eye on your arse;who wouldn't want one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 25, 2016 Last night must have been a belted... Still trying to find out if the skipper is the same as used to leave Ully on a Saturday no matter the weather and go full pelt (pre Sunday sailings and he lived on lewis )... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 26, 2016 https://www.change.org/p/stephen-colbert-formally-apologize-for-inciting-violence Colbert got a few trumpers knickers into a twist it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 26, 2016 https://www.change.org/p/stephen-colbert-formally-apologize-for-inciting-violence Colbert got a few trumpers knickers into a twist it seems. Simple logic gain. Some people want kill Donald Trump. Some people think Donald Trump is a Nazi. The only logical connection between the two statements and therefore the source of the issue, is Donald Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 26, 2016 https://www.change.org/p/stephen-colbert-formally-apologize-for-inciting-violence Colbert got a few trumpers knickers into a twist it seems. Simple logic gain. Some people want kill Donald Trump. Some people think Donald Trump is a Nazi. The only logical connection between the two statements and therefore the source of the issue, is Donald Trump. I pointed this out on the trump reddit and got banned. This was a users response comment was deleted / deleted his/her comment, equating us to whiny SJWs, i'm gonna post this anyway. enjoy! Trump (and us, I guess, by proxy) have been called EVERY name in the book - every disgusting, insulting, abhorrent thing you can think of - for FIFTEEN MONTHS, and why? Because we just dont buy the PC bullshit anymore. The other side?? They need fucking safe spaces and hand holding because someone told them a hard truth or two they didn't want to hear. CRY MOAR. Sorry, but this isn't the old Republican party - where many of those accusation were legitimate at times. Sorry THIS MOVEMENT moved on and some you you didn't / wouldn't / couldn't, but we are DONE bowing down to the baseless, disgusting, false accusations hurled at us because your ilk is so goddamned narrow-minded and frankly, CUCKED, that you are unable to look beyond YOUR narrow world view. we have PLENTY of room on the train and we are NOT what the media has lied to you and told you we are. but fuck the juvenile name calling bullshit. The hypocrisy of these people. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 26, 2016 https://www.change.org/p/stephen-colbert-formally-apologize-for-inciting-violence Colbert got a few trumpers knickers into a twist it seems. Simple logic gain. Some people want kill Donald Trump. Some people think Donald Trump is a Nazi. The only logical connection between the two statements and therefore the source of the issue, is Donald Trump. but f**k the juvenile name calling bullshit. I love this. I didn't realise narcissism was catching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 29, 2016 The Northern Lights have finally did it. They've scared a lighthouse last night... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted September 29, 2016 The Northern Lights have finally did it. They've scared a lighthouse last night... I remember seeing them years ago. Colours dancing in the sky. Beautiful. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 29, 2016 The Northern Lights have finally did it. They've scared a lighthouse last night... I remember seeing them years ago. Colours dancing in the sky. Beautiful. Saw colours dancing in the sky last weekend. Wasn't the Northern Lights though. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted September 29, 2016 Migraine RHP? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 29, 2016 The Northern Lights have finally did it. They've scared a lighthouse last night... I remember seeing them years ago. Colours dancing in the sky. Beautiful. Paul, you may need to get C'o'F to get his flight radar hooking you up with this airline. Saw this in the wee hours today. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=972331299544142&id=114358305341450 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 29, 2016 Migraine RHP? "I miss bad egg" for that question.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 29, 2016 And from the comments on that WOW airline link....Iceland port yesterday.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 29, 2016 Migraine RHP? No, not exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 29, 2016 Migraine RHP? No, not exactly. Aaah, thought it was anagram time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted September 29, 2016 Migraine RHP? No, not exactly.Aaah, thought it was anagram time.Let's just say some of the letters were involved. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 1, 2016 Some useful fashion innovations for once. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 11, 2016 Lenin successfully lead the hostages to overtake the bank, but he died shortly after and Stalin took over, and things kind of went down hill from there. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 11, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AK47-Bank-of-England-Polymer-5-Five-Pound-Note-Genuine-New-Note-/172363031527?hash=item2821a323e7:g:r-4AAOSwpLNX8s~l&clk_rvr_id=1108090237344&rmvSB=true 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 14, 2016 Lego shop gives a discount if you have your hand replaced. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
