bladan 293 Posted September 17, 2018 The Gnostics said that all souls are female and even have a womb. So both men and women have a womb and a pussy. When we die, we meet the ultimate lover - the Grim Reaper. I can prove this! Read "the ascent of the soul" for starters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted September 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fuck. Z is back. Yeah brilliant. Busted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Yeah brilliant. Busted. He's a Basildon boy, if anycunto would recognise a fraud it'd be him..... * not saying you're Z, not clever enough. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted September 17, 2018 On 17/09/2018 at 22:17, bladan said: The Gnostics said that all souls are female and even have a womb. So both men and women have a womb and a pussy. When we die, we meet the ultimate lover - the Grim Reaper. I can prove this! Read "the ascent of the soul" for starters. I think even Steven King would stay clear of this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 18, 2018 12 hours ago, charon said: He's a Basildon boy, if anycunto would recognise a fraud it'd be him..... * not saying you're Z, not clever enough. Something is smellier than a tramps knackers. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 18, 2018 Thandie Newton. Do you think her parents had a lisp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,438 Posted September 21, 2018 "You have 1 new friend suggestion: Maddie McCann" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted September 22, 2018 https://news.sky.com/story/miss-hitler-beauty-pageant-removed-from-russia-social-network-site-11504872 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 22, 2018 Farting world championship 2018 - the one at 2:35 is a doozy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 22, 2018 49 minutes ago, bladan said: Farting world championship 2018 - the one at 2:35 is a doozy Beaten to it by La Petomane by, oh, a 100 odd years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 24, 2018 A recent fashion show in Milan sent models with three boobs down the runway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 28, 2018 The Penguins - A brand new dutch soap opera coming to a zoo near you soon. Penguin 1: Isn't it nice to have a family? Penguin 2: Yes, Barbara Penguin 1: I'm going to fetch food at the mini-mart, John. Watch the wee'un Penguin 2: Ok *a short time passes* Penguin 2: *to chick* I'm going for a ciggy, you'll be alright. Right. *a short time passes* Penguin 3: Hey, Nige, you reckon that fella's neglecting he's bairn next door. Penguin 4. Yeah, Bertie, I do. Maybe we should take him, seen as we can't you know (looks at both of their crotches) have our own. *Penguins 3 and 4 take the chick* *a short time passes* Penguin 2: What the fuck do you think your doing? That's my fucking kid. Penguin 3: We were just looking after him while we waited for you. Penguin 2: Well I'm back now so you can give me my fucking kid back, Maria over there's a really shit parent. She'll probably sell you her kid if you really can't be arsed with the adoption paperwork. *Penguin 3 hands chick back to Penguin 2 and scuttles off to speak to Maria* Don't ask me why the dutch penguins use Scottish slang... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted October 2, 2018 "Despite of everything, I am still an enthusiastic racist, sadist and fascist. That's what I enjoy. Pity is a disease" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, bladan said: "Despite of everything, I am still an enthusiastic racist, sadist and fascist. That's what I enjoy. Pity is a disease" Fascinating stuff, absolutely fascinating.... Have you tried posting it on Mumsnet? They will love it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 5, 2018 it looks like asylum seekers is not the only problem Sweden has https://www.thelocal.se/20181005/sweden-is-working-to-make-sex-toys-safer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 7, 2018 They might claim Irishism but the level of violence and alcoholism and grammar means they're Scots. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/8gdw43/the-vice-guide-to-speaking-drinking-and-fighting-like-a-newfoundlander-675 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 7, 2018 https://news.sky.com/story/father-ted-co-creator-graham-linehan-warned-by-police-over-transphobia-twitter-row-11520340 This sent me to a nice jaunt through twitter and some of the 'debate' surrounding the above story. Makes me want to have a tw'a'tter account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 11, 2018 On 07/10/2018 at 15:43, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: https://news.sky.com/story/father-ted-co-creator-graham-linehan-warned-by-police-over-transphobia-twitter-row-11520340 This sent me to a nice jaunt through twitter and some of the 'debate' surrounding the above story. Makes me want to have a tw'a'tter account. Sued by the tranny. In other news, I 'want' but too big for the boat, I'll stick with a dug. https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/10000000_498839633945000_4111850635190599680_n.mp4?_nc_cat=1&efg=eyJybHIiOjc3OSwicmxhIjoxNTI3LCJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=fb801491815de1eb50cae055ff1491f0&oe=5BBFED49 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 13, 2018 Whit the actual FUCK ! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,438 Posted October 13, 2018 3 hours ago, charon said: Whit the actual FUCK ! According to the internet this was released 2 years after Mitford died. Sounding like that was when she recorded it, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 13, 2018 The compilation album its on sounds a cert to be in Marys catalogue. "Stranger than fiction", Stephen King and Warren Zevon anyone? Or Norman Mailler? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_than_Fiction_(compilation_album) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 13, 2018 Why didn't I know of this afore Mary? Its awful Great All 32 songs on this boys playlist lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, charon said: Why didn't I know of this afore Mary? Its awful Great All 32 songs on this boys playlist lol. he should stick to writing 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
