Clorox Bleachman 2,438 Posted October 14, 2018 You have lost The Game. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 15, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/15/hello-death-coca-cola-mixes-english-and-maori-on-vending-machine Coca-Cola’s attempts to use the native tongue, which is an official language of New Zealand, has fallen flat. A Coke vending machine emblazoned with the words “Kia ora, Mate”, translates into te reo as “Hello, Death”. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 16, 2018 Health and Safety poster shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted October 16, 2018 On 14/10/2018 at 00:58, runebomme said: for bladan for you: How many bladans did it take to invent this? If God exists, not to drink is blasphemy If God doesn't exist, not to drink is stupidity 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 16, 2018 5 hours ago, charon said: Health and Safety poster shite. Yeah, you probably have an enlarged prostate, you have to go for a piss more times than Shergar and, when you do, it comes out so slowly it takes a fucking age to emit an egg cup full. To compound that you really are not sure whether you actually have the big C. Hey, lets ride a fucking bike with the boys, that will work a treat... It's no fun getting old. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 17, 2018 21 hours ago, bladan said: for you: How many bladans did it take to invent this? If God exists, not to drink is blasphemy If God doesn't exist, not to drink is stupidity Hmmmm. Had an argument on a FB philosophy page last night, think Bladan is on the same page... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,146 Posted October 18, 2018 I want one of those! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted October 18, 2018 I've got one (though the precise model is slightly differently located), it seems to work best in the mornings, especially after a night on the razz. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted October 18, 2018 https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2018-rich-new-zealand-doomsday-preppers/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,146 Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, En Passant said: I've got one (though the precise model is slightly differently located), it seems to work best in the mornings, especially after a night on the razz. That model is quite beneficial when used on compost heaps, so I'm told. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 18, 2018 If you long to look like a right cunt yet just have not achieved it yet, you can take it to a (w)hole new level/s. Spunk £750 on a Vulva scarf by Fendi https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born?CMP=share_btn_tw 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted October 18, 2018 Thank you reddit, the name of the president of Turkmenistan is "Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurbanguly_Berdimuhamedow "The first dentist in the world to head a state or a government" His father, Mälikguly Berdimuhametowyç Berdimuhamedow, is still alive at 86 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 18, 2018 Is that correct? Defo a few sons of dentists in India/Pakistan politics, you'd think one may have trained in his fathers footsteps so to speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted October 22, 2018 The female of the species is …………….. Indianapolis zoo lioness kills father of her three cubs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45935824 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 23, 2018 I used to have a weird but true Nat Geo book on stupid criminals. If they ever do another edition these morons deserve a spot. Shopkeeper asks the robbers to come back when he has more money. They do. And are promptly arrested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 24, 2018 https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/pornhub-youtube-surge-outage_us_5bc8007ce4b055bc947d5a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 24, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/lonely-office-worker-buys-adorable-13466728 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 24, 2018 1 winner, South Carolina. $1.5B (U.S.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 25, 2018 Someone in Maine has started an online petition to change the date of Halloween. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 27, 2018 My kind of squirrel..... https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ut1QX_1540460401 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,478 Posted October 29, 2018 Dunno if it would interest anyone, but apparently a bunch of the ebook versions of the late Peter Underwood's books (part folklorist/part hoax debunker/part overtly excitable ghost hunter, and pal of mrs msc) are free for download on Amazon today and tomorrow: There's also this interview from a Desert Island Discs rip off show on LBC many years ago: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 29, 2018 Tommy Fitz The fact he did it a second time, again whilst pished, is fucking Great 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,478 Posted October 30, 2018 More support for terminally ill Victorians? Bit late, all dead, try Edwardians... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 30, 2018 So, in the news, the Police are digging up the garden of murder suspect John Cannans mothers old home home in Birmingham in the hunt for the remains of Suzy Lamplugh. Why the fuck did they not search the property back in 86 when she went missing?????? Hmmmm 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
