Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 15, 2019 Woman steals four Rolex watches and stashes them ..... in her vagina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Woman steals four Rolex watches and stashes them ..... in her vagina. 8 hands up her vagina - wow! Brings a whole new meaning to sloppy seconds......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Grim Up North said: 8 hands up her vagina - wow! ....and 4 faces! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Sir Creep said: ....and 4 faces! snow white and the four dwarfs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 17, 2019 This is my worst nightmare 2 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 17, 2019 she would want to be in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, runebomme said: she would want to be in it she fancied the ginger one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 17, 2019 Man develops a subcutaneous abscess after intravenously injecting his own semen in an attempt to treat longstanding back pain http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/ 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 18, 2019 20 hours ago, bladan said: Man develops a subcutaneous abscess after intravenously injecting his own semen in an attempt to treat longstanding back pain http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/ what kind of twat would do that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 18, 2019 On 17/01/2019 at 08:47, bladan said: Man....injects his own semen in an attempt to treat longstanding back pain 3 hours ago, runebomme said: what kind of twat would do that I’m the kind of twat that would do it. When you’re older and have aches and pains and lots of semen just accumulating, you’ll understand. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 18, 2019 Shemale attacked 2 customers in an auzzie shop with....an axe https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46914419 Cunt gets 9 years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 18, 2019 Cannibal sorcerer eats seven corpses, gets nine months https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1040743/im-cannibal 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 18, 2019 Just now, bladan said: Cannibal sorcerer eats seven corpses, gets nine months https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1040743/im-cannibal They should have given him seven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, bladan said: Cannibal sorcerer eats seven corpses, gets nine months https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1040743/im-cannibal Now that's magic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, bladan said: Cannibal sorcerer eats seven corpses, gets nine months https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1040743/im-cannibal I don't think he's fellow prisoners will even want to rape him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 18, 2019 This has it all....... Brighton. Mary. Wank. The Mad Hatter. Deathlisters in microcosm. https://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2019/news/daily-journalist-tops-online-charts-after-being-offered-a-wnk-in-pub/ A daily newspaper journalist’s review of a pub at which he was offered “a w*nk” by a fellow patron has topped a regional publisher’s readership table. PubSpy, the anonymous pub critic for Brighton daily The Argus, revealed he received the proposition – which he euphemistically described as a ‘Thomas Tank’ – while reviewing the Mad Hatter Inn, in the Kemp Town area of the city. The review was published online this morning under the headline ‘PubSpy offered ‘a w*nk’ on visit to Mad Hatter Inn’, and as of midday was the most viewed story of the day on any Newsquest website. However, despite the proposition from a customer dubbed ‘Mad Mary’ and complaints about the urinal in the men’s toilet being “full to the brim with festering, foul, green slime”, the critic said he had “loved” his visit to the pub. The Mad Hatter Inn, Brighton PubSpy’s review began: “Would you like a w***? Mad Mary in the Mad Hatter Inn was clearly determined the pub would live up to its name. “I politely declined her offer of a ‘Thomas Tank’ in favour of a pint of Open Gate Citra IPA and wondered what someone might say to me next in this bizarre Kemp Town watering hole. “A big friendly fellow, with a beard matching mad Mary’s flowing locks, answered the question immediately: ‘This is a very odd pub but we odd folk love it’. Surely the place couldn’t get any crazier, could it?” He went on to describe a pub dog barking at “a deafening level” and one man subsequently “howling and barking” at the bar, while the sinks in the gents were “overflowing with grim grey stinking water”. However, he added: “Bizarrely, despite everything, Mad Mary, a festering cesspit in the bathroom and a smelly beast with a craving for snacks, I got a kick out of visiting this most aptly named pub. “Brits love eccentric people and take pleasure in the fact some great British boozers can survive and thrive even if they are dreadful. This is a wonderfully dreadful pub.” Of his review’s chart-topping performance, PubSpy told HTFP: “I have sent the details on to [The Observer’s restaurant critic] Jay Rayner. He once called me the most ‘savage reviewer’ he’s ever read, which I thought was little strong. “But I bet he’s never received an offer like this before he’s even had a chance to order a drink. The strange thing is, despite everything I actually loved The Mad Hatter Inn.” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted January 18, 2019 5 hours ago, charon said: Cunt gets 9 years. What about the bollocks? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 18, 2019 10 year challenge @charon 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted January 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Harvester Of Souls said: What about the bollocks? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 19, 2019 Some top secret inside information about Satan. He lives in an underworld city, has 60 bodyguards and can send you to get the private parts of virgins https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1262270/snatched-satan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted January 19, 2019 I don't really get the emotional support animal thing (isn't that in general...a pet? Who gets a pet dog because dogs stress them out?). However, here's a story about an "emotional support" alligator visiting a nursing home. Which I felt should be shared. Because it exists. PS This story is so going to get a sequel in the Animal Deaths thread one day... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted January 21, 2019 Hyperactive Thames eels found to have ingested cocaine from the polluted capital's water supply https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/hyperactive-thames-eels-found-to-have-ingested-cocaine-from-the-polluted-capitals-water-supply/ar-BBSuO6s?ocid=spartanntp 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 21, 2019 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFf0x_1548095763 A disgruntled Scouser wrecks a new Travelodge because he is owed £600. I'm amazed nobody ran up to him and shouted ''calm down, calm down!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 21, 2019 On 19/01/2019 at 20:00, msc said: I don't really get the emotional support animal thing (isn't that in general...a pet? Who gets a pet dog because dogs stress them out?). However, here's a story about an "emotional support" alligator visiting a nursing home. Which I felt should be shared. Because it exists. PS This story is so going to get a sequel in the Animal Deaths thread one day... Two crocodile tales this year already... So....its possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 22, 2019 So there was a discussion in work today about whether this was real or fake/staged (between girl holding sign and irish guy). Of course the curb your enthusiasm added in at the end is added by someone to the original clip, but the actual confrontation is it real? At first I thought it were fake but now thinking it's real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
