Deathray 2,940 Posted January 22, 2019 Unpaid Wages: £600 Current Fine for Criminal Damage: Up to £5000 Not the brightest tool in the box, but then again this is in Liverpool. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46953987 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 22, 2019 18 hours ago, charon said: Two crocodile tales this year already... So....its possible. You have to die of something, and that's when the idea of death by crocodile comes in. Fascinating experience for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Deathray said: Unpaid Wages: £600 Current Fine for Criminal Damage: Up to £5000 Not the brightest tool in the box, but then again this is in Liverpool. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46953987 Footage released..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 23, 2019 The Duke of Death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 23, 2019 19 hours ago, charon said: Footage released..... inspiration for doctor who Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted January 24, 2019 Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt. He should have gone with "Okay, you convinced me". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt. I mean you keep hearing the same sad story over and over and over and over and OVER again, you'll do ANYTHING to shut them the fuck up! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 25, 2019 primark is selling a new line https://news.sky.com/story/human-bone-found-in-pair-of-socks-in-essex-primark-store-11617019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, runebomme said: primark is selling a new line https://news.sky.com/story/human-bone-found-in-pair-of-socks-in-essex-primark-store-11617019 Not unusual. Deathers quite often has a bone in his sock. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 27, 2019 One man gridlocks Birmingham. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47013978 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, Deathray said: One man gridlocks Birmingham. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-47013978 Whit the actual fuck. SotW folk are mental. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 27, 2019 On 24/01/2019 at 18:33, The Quim Reaper said: Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt. You missed out the best part of that story: "But despite him admitting that his 34-year marriage is over he also said that he is not renouncing his faith completely or the entirety of his work as a conversion therapist." Ok, that works! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, bladan said: the asteroid looks a bit like a mammal a badger or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 28, 2019 Holeee Fuck. There actually is, a Red Panda Ulster. https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/belfastzoo-red-panda-psni-missing-13916783 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 30, 2019 This might already be in this thread somewhere as I am pretty sure its reposted every year. Its still funny though 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 30, 2019 Still a rip off at 1p 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted January 30, 2019 46 minutes ago, Wee Jum said: Still a rip off at 1p After Brexit the burning pages will offer you meagre warmth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Wee Jum said: Still a rip off at 1p emergency toilet paper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted January 31, 2019 'I have met many people who earn way more than £30,000 and have literally no discernible skills, not even one.' 'I have definitely met some very rich people who earn huge amounts of money who I wouldn’t let hold my pint if I had to go and vote while in the bar' Bwhahahaha. Jess Phillips for PM. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 31, 2019 17 hours ago, runebomme said: emergency toilet paper "Still a rip off at 1p" Have you read the the bottle imp by RLS. http://www.gutenberg.org/files/329/329-0.txt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 31, 2019 Never approved on the Concept of Dry January, but "lol" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
