Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted August 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: To be fair, any massive twat that falls for that is beyond help. It's normally free holidays.... Aye, or 57" TVs with a slightly damaged box. Fcuk wits deserve to be scammed if they believe they'll win something for nothing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted August 13, 2019 Warning: drinking bleach will not cure cancer or autism warns the FDA. Well, that’s Te Kiri Gold Water busted then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 26, 2019 Workers at a Colorado power plant got a surprise early Sunday morning when a naked man hailed them from atop a 150-foot steel tower for high-voltage power lines, police say. Police arrived at Comanche Power Plant in Pueblo, Colorado, about 4 a.m. to find the 29-year-old New Mexico man apparently stuck on top of the tower. The man, who had kept a pair of boxer shorts, put them on and descended far enough down the tower to reach the ladder. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted August 26, 2019 French man spent five days with head trapped in ladder https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49473028 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted August 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Bentrovato said: French man spent five days with head trapped in ladder https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49473028 Reminds me of this 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted August 28, 2019 Sister's eldest's wife produced a son. I am indeed a Great Uncle. To Tomsk, Orinoco, Bungo et al add.....Arthur. At least Ford Prefect or Zaphod would have been funny... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted August 29, 2019 On 26/08/2019 at 22:22, Wee Jum said: Reminds me of this Would have been funny if the angle grinder was just out of reach or not plugged in but as it is, it looks set up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,436 Posted September 3, 2019 On 06/08/2019 at 18:57, the_engineer said: Dead. https://news.sky.com/story/brazil-prisoner-who-wore-girls-mask-in-escape-bid-found-hanged-in-cell-11778843 Now, a copycat case: Woman attempts to evade warrants by impersonating 21-year-old daughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted September 3, 2019 Teen goes partially blind after a steady diet of pringles, bread, ham n sausage the poor's are at it again I tel ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 4, 2019 13 hours ago, FixedBusiness said: Teen goes partially blind after a steady diet of pringles, bread, ham n sausage the poor's are at it again I tel ya Christ Almighty, can you imagine the salt intake?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted September 12, 2019 What about this then? Man goes on a business trip, picks up a stranger in the hotel and dies of a heart attack while having sex with her. The French court decides it was an industrial accident so his company has to pay compensation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49662134 One for the "you couldn't make it up" file. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted September 13, 2019 https://newsthump.com/2019/09/12/habitable-planet-absolutely-shitting-itself-after-being-discovered-by-humans/ 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted September 14, 2019 @maryportfuncity May I be the first here to congratulate MaryportfunDcity https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49692090 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted September 17, 2019 Fire sparks mass explosion of cattle semen at Yarram breeding centre https://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/news/fire-sparks-mass-explosion-of-cattle-semen-at-yarram-breeding-centre/news-story/adb04b55f6537363143603bd2684b17c?fbclid=IwAR2-J4K8JXPKDM4YhrBPFfMFzRwTeTB0wxYcux6xbKmdrfwFIYXOQCm_VzI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted September 20, 2019 Pyro accident Football fan has hand blown off when lighting a flare to cheer Athletico Paranaense squad. I was sent the uncensored footage and its horrific https://talksport.com/football/604363/football-fan-hand-blown-off-flare-athletico-paranaense/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted September 21, 2019 I would apologise. And thought about doing so. But sorry, this just bleakly darkly funny. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-who-proposed-to-girlfriend-underwater-never-emerged/ar-AAHD876?ocid=spartanntp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Bentrovato said: I would apologise. And thought about doing so. But sorry, this just bleakly darkly funny. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-who-proposed-to-girlfriend-underwater-never-emerged/ar-AAHD876?ocid=spartanntp He knew what a terrible mistake he made and what was in store for him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted September 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Bentrovato said: I would apologise. And thought about doing so. But sorry, this just bleakly darkly funny. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-who-proposed-to-girlfriend-underwater-never-emerged/ar-AAHD876?ocid=spartanntp Did they recover the ring? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted September 24, 2019 Is anyone looking for a religion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted September 26, 2019 46 minutes ago, bladan said: Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested some of us have more atoms than others Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
