The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, time said: That was the 'blocked' video above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted September 12, 2020 What? How come I've only just found about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted September 12, 2020 Oh! There's a Ska Collection too. Who knew? https://www.discogs.com/Amy-Winehouse-The-Ska-Collection/master/676316 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 12, 2020 Jesus, what’s next, The Complete Works of Nana Mouskouri featuring Slayer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted September 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Jesus, what’s next, The Complete Works of Nana Mouskouri featuring Slayer? Why, has Nana joined them live on stage? I need to see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 14, 2020 0 for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: 0 for me Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 14, 2020 45 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. I believe the technical term for that is poo leverage My toilet seat is always fucking wobbly so if I'm departing mr brown I sometimes get a scare when the toilet seat shifts to the side 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. You would get just the same leverage if you wore high heels AND you would automatically be taller instead of the short arsed Harry Styles devotee you actually are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: I believe the technical term for that is poo leverage My toilet seat is always fucking wobbly so if I'm departing mr brown I sometimes get a scare when the toilet seat shifts to the side Toilet seat? Sheer luxury! When I were lad we had to dig an 'ole in't ground at local rec, shit in it, then wipe our arses of clagg with out hands and lick them clean coz we couldn't afford toilet paper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You would get just the same leverage if you wore high heels AND you would automatically be taller instead of the short arsed Harry Styles devotee you actually are. Due to extreme flat feet and a titanium shin I am unable to walk in heels. Could probably shit in them though 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted September 15, 2020 Toilet paper is now a thing of the past thanks to..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted September 15, 2020 A more eco friendly version from Viz from about 30 years ago 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: A more eco friendly version from Viz from about 30 years ago ....when Viz was good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted September 17, 2020 Okay who wrote this? @Lord Fellatio Nelson https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/wanker-fixing-up-classic-car-20200831199982?format=amp 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Okay who wrote this? @Lord Fellatio Nelson https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/wanker-fixing-up-classic-car-20200831199982?format=amp Some of that is very very true. I prefer to drive the fuckers though! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted September 17, 2020 I'll race you on the Pitsea Flyover one day and win 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted September 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I'll race you on the Pitsea Flyover one day and win Yeah, when they finally finish the roadworks!!! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted September 25, 2020 Bored Twitter is best Twitter. What’s everyone got then? My initial thought was Grabapussy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Bored Twitter is best Twitter. What’s everyone got then? My initial thought was Grabapussy. Littlefinger 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted September 25, 2020 From Russia with Love. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted September 25, 2020 10 minutes ago, En Passant said: From Russia with Love. Building on that, I suppose you could also have On His Vladimir’s Secret Service Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
