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It's only dark brown toast that's killing people apparently, so I am innocent as I am not very brown at all.

the women lying on you is hiding a burnt patch.

That's why dresses were invented....

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Swedish woman thinks we need a new word for 'vagina'.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-38749364/38749364

 

Surely we already have 'fanny' as a perfectly good equivalent to 'willy'. If we can stop Americans using it to mean 'arse'.

 

Frankly, I don't think "snippa" works very well in English. :unsure:

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Swedish woman thinks we need a new word for 'vagina'.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-38749364/38749364

 

Surely we already have 'fanny' as a perfectly good equivalent to 'willy'. If we can stop Americans using it to mean 'arse'.

 

Frankly, I don't think "snippa" works very well in English. :unsure:

 

 

 

We used to call vaginas "sams" when we were kids due to that line in "I'm Henry the Eighth I am" .

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So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off.

Brilliant.

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So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off.

Brilliant.

 

 

Indeed, I did think he was less than cooperative.

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So if the actual person that they are looking for is confronted by two Police officers who ask him what his name is, he only need tell them 'Im not telling you, Ive done nothing wrong' as the Police wont be able to do anything more to hold him up and just fuck off.

Brilliant.

 

 

Indeed, I did think he was less than cooperative.

 

He is a cunt, plain and simple.

What fucking good is he really? He is, no doubt, being feted as somesort of hero by standing up to the nasty racist Police and in just a couple of minutes has completely fucked up any good relations ,not that there was any, and moved them back to Brixton 1981.

He genuinely needs to be euthanized.

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Man charged with sexual assault of drain cover. In Romford, obviously...

 

http://www.lbc.co.uk/news/london/east/havering/man-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-drain-cover-romford/

Bloody foreigners coming over here taking all our drain covers...................

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On second thought mods might not approve of this.

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Just spent 25 mins watching a game of FIFA2017 on YouTube :D

 

Two boys on the footie forum I frequent decided to have a game last night, stakes - loser logs off, never to return.

 

Only could see the updates on the thread so watched it now I'm in 3g range :D

 

Only one mic'd up <the loser> and it goes pear shaped at 13 minutes in (3goals rapid) and at the 19 minute mark he just starts singing 'starry starry night' to himself right the way through :lol:

 

Bizarre and brilliant

 

 

 

 

 

That's how Zorders should be dealt with imo

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I love being able to post videos

3:51
Rucka Rucka Ali - Brony Style (Gangnam Style Parody)
SHITSHITSHITLOUISlol
1,649,207 views
 

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29 minutes ago, Morbidkid said:

I love being able to post videos

3:51
Rucka Rucka Ali - Brony Style (Gangnam Style Parody)
SHITSHITSHITLOUISlol
1,649,207 views
 

Then you should try it sometime.:lol:

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4 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said:

Then you should try it sometime.:lol:

 

Problem solved.

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I prefer that insecure male juveniles become bronies instead of alt-right activists.

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This video speaks for itself.

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