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There's an Italian site which allows to vote the death of last month. This month Miguel Ferrer is beating John Hurt, which is inconceivable. Here's the link. You can vote only once. I voted six times.

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1 hour ago, drol said:

There's an Italian site which allows to vote the death of last month. This month Miguel Ferrer is beating John Hurt, which is inconceivable. Here's the link. You can vote only once. I voted six times.

A bit like Italian elections then.

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48 minutes ago, rockhopper penguin said:

A bit like Italian elections then.

Oh, I wish we had John Hurt as a candidate!

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12 minutes ago, drol said:

Oh, I wish we had John Hurt as a candidate!

A dead actor is better than anyone standing?

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Miguel Ferrer is leading, 298 votes against 293. No matter what happens, sun will rise in the morning. :tomatododge:

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On 2/25/2017 at 17:11, drol said:

There's an Italian site which allows to vote the death of last month. This month Miguel Ferrer is beating John Hurt, which is inconceivable. Here's the link. You can vote only once. I voted six times.

I love the idea of a MotD "goal of the month" style vote on deaths!
Just a shame the Lightening Seeds background music wasn't playing while voting!

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Miguel Ferrer is leading by six votes. Johnny, Johnny, lamma sabactani?

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14 minutes ago, drol said:

Miguel Ferrer is leading by six votes. Johnny, Johnny, lamma sabactani?

I try to understand when some people beat others, like when Bud Spencer had beaten Muhammad Ali, but some of the choices were still poorly chosen. Like in May 2012, a Beastie Boy beats a Bee Gee? Sorry, but no. 

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That's Democracy. Eduard Khil beat Ray Bradbury.

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A double-killer caught chewing his victim's face says he was fleeing from demon "Daniel":

 

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/culture/2017/03/01/entertainment-news/accused-double-killer-caught-chewing-victims-face-tells-dr-phil-fleeing-demon-daniel/#.WLXzI_nhCUk

 

Bonus points for teaching me that you can now major in "exercise science" and be a bodybuilder with a degree in bodybuilding.

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Miguel Ferrer was proclamed Dead of the Month for January 2017. The site owner says in the proclamation he's quite disappointed he beat John Hurt. We'll organize a big march against Ferrer, say his son suffer from autism, exc, exc.

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Oh let Ferrer have that moment, John Hurt's legacy stands by itself.

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Leone di Lernia will beat Bill Paxton in February, that's for sure. No close competition this month.

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via @craplocalnews

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Two women dead and others injured after a car went out of control in Manchester Hospitals car park.

The driver was arrested on suspicion of causing death and injury by dangerous driving.

He is EIGHTY NINE YEARS OLD.

Now I know not all older drivers are fucking deadly but Im still waiting for my insurer to do the deed after some 70 to 80 yr old obese fucktard took me out on a roundabout ( but has denied blame) and its not the first case of people being run over in car parks by doddery old farts that press the accelerator rather than the brake.

Maybe a check every three months on their suitability to drive should be mandatory when they hit 80.

The damage to mine probably cost over 5K to put right, not just the door and lower arch but airbags at 2K a pop, new headlining, seat cover, belt and a zillion sensors.

Thats why insurance is going through the roof, light damage but everything else that went off to protect the occupants cost a fugging FORTUNE!

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What on earth are the waiting times like that you die in the car park of the place that saves lives?

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1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

What on earth are the waiting times like that you die in the car park of the place that saves lives?

The accident happened at Withington Community Hospital, where there is no A&E. One casualty was taken to Wythenshawe Hospital 4.8 miles away, and one Manchester Royal Infirmary, 4 miles away.

 

Withingon specialises in dermatology, urology, audiology and ENT, so probably not a great help in dealing with trauma.

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1 hour ago, time said:

The accident happened at Withington Community Hospital, where there is no A&E. One casualty was taken to Wythenshawe Hospital 4.8 miles away, and one Manchester Royal Infirmary, 4 miles away.

 

Withingon specialises in dermatology, urology, audiology and ENT, so probably not a great help in dealing with trauma.

I see. I find the English NHS as baffling as the English schools system, I must say.

 

Bit of a tragedy all round.

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A shit you not one. Panasonic have launched a washing machine in India...... With a curry stain removal programme.... If only MK wasn't banned to make an "in Bradford too" addendum...

 

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29 minutes ago, charon said:

A shit you not one. Panasonic have launched a washing machine in India...... With a curry stain removal programme....

 

 

I saw that, and mused that most curry stains can probably be avoided by omitting turmeric from the recipe.  Blasted stuff.

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

 

I saw that, and mused that most curry stains can probably be avoided by omitting turmeric from the recipe.  Blasted stuff.

An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry. 

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27 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry. 

Bit of a fucking killjoy arent you! :D

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1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said:

An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry. 

 

That woud be the minimalist solution.

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8 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Bit of a fucking killjoy arent you! :D

No. Two reasons. One, curry is fucking horrible and two, I don't allow it in my house as the smell triggers a migraine.  And three, when the old man DOES have a curry, my bog is a no-go area for about three days :D

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