ThePrematureBurial 224 Posted March 1, 2018 Eli Ink, 27, has tattooed most of his body black, including his eyeballs and mouth. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5383881/Brighton-tattooists-obsession-body-modification.html#ixzz582xnekei Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted March 2, 2018 15 hours ago, ThePrematureBurial said: Eli Ink, 27, has tattooed most of his body black, including his eyeballs and mouth. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5383881/Brighton-tattooists-obsession-body-modification.html#ixzz582xnekei What an absolute cunt. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted March 2, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 14:58, ThePrematureBurial said: Eli Ink, 27, has tattooed most of his body black, including his eyeballs and mouth. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5383881/Brighton-tattooists-obsession-body-modification.html#ixzz582xnekei Is that his cum face? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 6, 2018 what does that make Hawaii? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted March 6, 2018 Must be a small market for this. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted March 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Deathray said: Must be a small market for this. That's because it's mothers' day. (Hi Toastie ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,932 Posted March 6, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 14:58, ThePrematureBurial said: Eli Ink, 27, has tattooed most of his body black, including his eyeballs and mouth. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5383881/Brighton-tattooists-obsession-body-modification.html#ixzz582xnekei Mr Kiplings latest "edgy" Bakewell Tart campaign goes a step too far for the Basingstoke branch of the WI. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted March 7, 2018 Deathray I'm a bit disturbed by that. Possibly because my sister (complete wrong-un) always gives my Dad a card on Fathers' Day from her two children. I've said this here before it's not right, is it? Unless Josef Fritzl is involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Deathray said: Must be a small market for this. Elsewhere, in an unrelated story.... https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/florida-father-daughter-charged-with-incest-1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 990 Posted March 7, 2018 What a fucking world. From the BBC: South African triathlete Mhlengi Gwala in hospital after attack with saw South African triathlete Mhlengi Gwala has reportedly been attacked while training by three men attempting to cut off his legs with a saw. Gwala's training partner Sandile Shange told the BBC the 26-year-old is stable in hospital and his injuries are not life-threatening. The attack reportedly happened in the early hours of Tuesday in Durban while Gwala was on a training ride. The men cut into both of Gwala's legs before he was able to escape. Police spokesperson Nqobile Gwala told the BBC that a case of attempted murder is being investigated. "He thought they were coming to rob him, stopped and gave them his phone but they didn't want his phone, didn't want his watch or bicycle," Shange said. "They dragged him to the side of the road to some bushes, took a saw and started cutting his legs. "They kept on cutting and when they got to the bone, because the saw was not that sharp, the saw got stuck. When they saw it was getting stuck they started on the other leg." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,805 Posted March 7, 2018 15 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said: That's because it's mothers' day. (Hi Toastie ) I could be really picky and say it's Mothering Sunday. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 8, 2018 Fred says it all 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 8, 2018 it would probably make a good anthem for the board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted March 10, 2018 The Dolly Parton Tour Bus 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 10, 2018 anyone need a hand https://www.livescience.com/61972-bag-of-severed-hands-siberia.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalai Lama 10 Posted March 11, 2018 On 26/01/2018 at 23:19, Sir Creep said: Hey my friends, I found a NEW Falkholt for next year's DP!! Self proclaimed feminist and graffiti artist Carolina Falkholt shocked the public when she painted a 40ft penis on the side of a residential NYC building on Christmas eve. The "work of art" was commissioned by a street art collective called The New Allen which was created by Baby Brasa, a Peruvian restaurant. Fortunately, this was later removed by contractors hired by the landlord. SC This is my penis. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,940 Posted March 14, 2018 Virgin's millennial railcard sold out/website crashed so they're letting people show an avocado instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 990 Posted March 15, 2018 Grenfell Tower fire 'widow' guilty of fraud When her story began to unravel, she told investigators she had found out her husband had survived and had been living in a cave in Margate, Kent, where he was fed by tourists. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43415021 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted March 15, 2018 The Wiki page for Gina Lollobrigida #stillgame 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 18, 2018 A package to be delivered to "a farm near situated up a long drive with cows opposite Cust pub or there abouts" actually made its way to its owners. It was enough to baffle the postie, but with a little help from small town New Zealanders, an unusually-addressed package reached its destination. Cust is a rural North Canterbury village, about 15 minutes west of Rangiora. It is home to about 450 people. Kay Forrester said the package sender was "almost blind" and couldn't remember their address or surname, so described from memory. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
