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On 24/3/2018 at 16:55, Joey Russ said:

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Theresa May's father used to warn her not to run with abandon through the cotton fields lest she fell beneath the combine. And that's the limited of my modern political knowledge

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Lol.

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The Times isn't what it was...

 

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Russell Crowe is having a fun birthday, by selling lots of shit.

 

https://www.sothebysaustralia.com.au/catalogue/AU0822

 

$5-10,000 for a fully functioning chariot catches my eye.

 

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The jockstrap jock's trap is cheaper.

 

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According to China Press, the unnamed pensioner tried to scratch an itch in his penis by inserting a one metre-long cable into his urethra on March 30. OMG, what? The man had inserted the 5mm-thick phone cable inside his penis as he was experiencing a furious itch caused by prostatitis or swelling of the prostate gland. Unfortunately, when his itch was relieved, he found that he could not pull the cable out, which had went in relatively easily. He experienced bleeding when he tried to pull the cable out so he rushed to the hospital for medical attention. Medical staff at Dalian Central Hospital in north-eastern Liaoning Province were shocked when the man walked in with 20 inches of the cable still hanging from between his legs.
 

Open link to find out how it ends.

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Rumors are running wild today that a Guangzhou college student cut off his own penis after his girlfriend said he was 'too small'.

Videos and photos have circulated around Chinese social media showing a young man calmly walking around the campus of Guangdong Peizheng College in Guangzhou wearing only a t-shirt and nothing else below with dried blood covering his legs.

 

If she thought he was too small before, just wait til she gets a load of him now!
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what some people are willing to do for revenge

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How I imagine wee jum speaks....

 

 

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On 13/04/2018 at 18:20, charon said:

How I imagine wee jum speaks....

 

 

Thats Fife, they are all inbred and weird.  I'm sound more like Kyle from The View

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5 hours ago, Wee Jum said:

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what else is there to do in the Edinburgh airport

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You miss the point..

 

 

Its where the coke residue is....

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