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Oh wait. I meant to post it in the DL Status Update threads, but realized I posted it in the very wrong thread. :facepalm:

Can a kind mod please move the posts to the right thread? 

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Lololol your birthday was December. Lol then it was march I think.

 

 

Nice try Zorders :D

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On 4/20/2018 at 22:06, charon said:

 

Ayyyyé he was right with the spelling "Arean" , by fuck you troll even more shite than I do.

 

Effort.

Is this any better? Idyllic sea cruise and a new bold view on Winston Churchill!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSL6MkZpvQ

 

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4 hours ago, bladan said:

Is this any better? Idyllic sea cruise and a new bold view on Winston Churchill!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSL6MkZpvQ

 

 

Perhaps.

 

 

If I could understand fucking Finnish.

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18 hours ago, charon said:

 

Perhaps.

 

 

If I could understand fucking Finnish.

It's easy, you just need to learn ten words

 

understand=tajuu

fucking=vitun

Nazi=natsi

gay=homo

shit=paska

I=mä

you=sä

not=en

word=sanaa

that=tosta

 

Example. If you want to say "I don't understand a fucking word of that, you gay Nazi shit"

that would be "mä en tajuu vitun sanaa tosta sä homo natsi paska".

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you forgot one

 

perkele

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34 minutes ago, runebomme said:

you forgot one

 

perkele

I know, that is the eleventh word (meaning the devil) and 11 is the number of the devil in numerology. Now you all have complete mastery of Finnish because we use only 11 words.

Hence "Perkele! mä en tajuu vitun sanaa tosta sä homo natsi paska" must be the final truth

 

 

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this is the realm of death devil has no power here

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24 minutes ago, runebomme said:

this is the realm of death devil has no power here

I have been a seeker since 1989 when my kundalini awakened. Death is union with devil. A dance with the god of death. Yoga means literally "union with the divine". What is divine? The devil. No one has seen him. Even Jesus Christ was seen but no one has seen the devil. Just as Poe wrote in his Red Death: when you see him you die. I agree with the gnostics: every soul is female

Jesus Christ was material- composed of atoms. We are material, composed of atoms. We must die. Jesus Christ had to die. Not devil who is deathless. We must die and meet our bridegroom. As written in the New Testament.

 

The material world is material and everything in Nature is identical with itself. Hence Jesus Christ is the material world! Who is the virgin who gives birth to him? It is you and me.

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death is the master of nothingness devil is the master of pain worshiped by many in error

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23 minutes ago, runebomme said:

death is the master of nothingness devil is the master of pain worshiped by many in error

No. Life is the master of pain. Devil has never lived, how could he be the master of pain? How could anyone who hasn't ever driven a car could be a master car mechanic? We are masters of pain and it is the devil who must learn from us.

It is us who must unite with devil. Everyone here feels to drive a car which is our body. Not devil. He can't feel pain because he has no body. He has everybody – us.

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a point worth remembrance 

 

but as such the devil is the leaded end of the stick which one only sees after signing the contract but the true understanding of death sets us free

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http://www.didthanoskill.me/ 

FYI, I was slained by him. And no, refreshing the page won’t give you the answer you want...

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16 hours ago, time said:

I leave this with no comment, except that we've all been there, right?

 

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/992006545473966082.html

Oh I'll be happy to relay one from three weeks ago.  Go to the morning safety meeting and the Tool Pusher (man in charge of the oil rig crew) says we are pulling pipe out of the hole because the drilling motor failed and jammed up, then slams a plastic pull tab thingy from a 5-gal chemical canister on the table and blames the rig crew for dropping it into the mud pits, and of course it ends up at the bottom of the hole and  the rest is history.  I didn't say shit of course, but I knew we (we are 3rd party services) also had a canister above the pits, and after the meeting I checked and yes, our pull tab thingy was missing.  So it cost us an entire day of progress, and rigs are about $40000/day, so there you go!  I got that canister outta there ASAP sight unseen, into the bin.  No one the wiser.  I also got to sit around for 12 hours collecting pay doing nothing, so I got a reward too!
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Nurse poses for sexy* selfie while her patient is dying:

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nurse-who-posed-sexy-selfie-12483936

 

*your mileage may vary

 

After the selfie she tried to have cocaine delivered to her.

Oh, and she doesn't want to return to work and is "in ill health".

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Love the tats and different coulered nails.

 

 

Whit a cow.

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Obviously staged but still clever and funny for all that :)

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Hmm, Benny's going to have take one for the team (and Deathlist) then.

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