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The Gnostics said that all souls are female and even have a womb. So both men and women have a womb and a pussy. When we die, we meet the ultimate lover - the Grim Reaper. I can prove this!

Read "the ascent of the soul" for starters.

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7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Fuck.

Z is back.

 

Yeah brilliant. Busted.

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19 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Yeah brilliant. Busted.

 

 

He's a Basildon boy, if anycunto would recognise a fraud it'd be him.....

 

 

* not saying you're Z, not clever enough.

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On 17/09/2018 at 22:17, bladan said:

The Gnostics said that all souls are female and even have a womb. So both men and women have a womb and a pussy. When we die, we meet the ultimate lover - the Grim Reaper. I can prove this!

Read "the ascent of the soul" for starters.

I think even Steven King would stay clear of this one

 

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12 hours ago, charon said:

 

 

He's a Basildon boy, if anycunto would recognise a fraud it'd be him.....

 

 

* not saying you're Z, not clever enough.

Something is smellier than a tramps knackers.:D

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Thandie Newton.

Do you think her parents had a lisp?

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"You have 1 new friend suggestion: Maddie McCann"

 

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Farting world championship 2018 - the one at 2:35 is a doozy

 

 

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49 minutes ago, bladan said:

Farting world championship 2018 - the one at 2:35 is a doozy

 

 

Beaten to it by La Petomane by, oh, a 100 odd years.

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The Penguins - A brand new dutch soap opera coming to a zoo near you soon. 

 

Penguin 1: Isn't it nice to have a family?

Penguin 2: Yes, Barbara

Penguin 1: I'm going to fetch food at the mini-mart, John. Watch the wee'un

Penguin 2: Ok

*a short time passes*

Penguin 2:  *to chick* I'm going for a ciggy, you'll be alright. Right.

*a short time passes*

Penguin 3: Hey, Nige, you reckon that fella's neglecting he's bairn next door.

Penguin 4. Yeah, Bertie, I do. Maybe we should take him, seen as we can't you know (looks at both of their crotches) have our own.

*Penguins 3 and 4 take the chick*

*a short time passes*

Penguin 2: What the fuck do you think your doing? That's my fucking kid.

Penguin 3: We were just looking after him while we waited for you.

Penguin 2:  Well I'm back now so you can give me my fucking kid back, Maria over there's a really shit parent. She'll probably sell you her kid if you really can't be arsed with the adoption paperwork.

*Penguin 3 hands chick back to Penguin 2 and scuttles off to speak to Maria*

 

Don't ask me why the dutch penguins use Scottish slang...

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"Despite of everything, I am still an enthusiastic racist, sadist and fascist. That's what I enjoy. Pity is a disease"

 

 

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9 minutes ago, bladan said:

 

"Despite of everything, I am still an enthusiastic racist, sadist and fascist. That's what I enjoy. Pity is a disease"

 

 

Fascinating stuff, absolutely fascinating....

Have you tried posting it on Mumsnet? They will love it.

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They might claim Irishism but the level of violence and alcoholism and grammar means they're Scots.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/8gdw43/the-vice-guide-to-speaking-drinking-and-fighting-like-a-newfoundlander-675

 

 

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https://news.sky.com/story/father-ted-co-creator-graham-linehan-warned-by-police-over-transphobia-twitter-row-11520340

 

This sent me to a nice jaunt through twitter and some of the 'debate' surrounding the above story.

Makes me want to have a tw'a'tter account.:)

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On 07/10/2018 at 15:43, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

https://news.sky.com/story/father-ted-co-creator-graham-linehan-warned-by-police-over-transphobia-twitter-row-11520340

 

This sent me to a nice jaunt through twitter and some of the 'debate' surrounding the above story.

Makes me want to have a tw'a'tter account.:)

 

Sued by the tranny.

 

 

 

In other news, I 'want' but too big for the boat, I'll stick with a dug.

 

https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/10000000_498839633945000_4111850635190599680_n.mp4?_nc_cat=1&efg=eyJybHIiOjc3OSwicmxhIjoxNTI3LCJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=fb801491815de1eb50cae055ff1491f0&oe=5BBFED49

 

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wut.gif

 

Whit the actual FUCK !

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, charon said:

wut.gif

 

Whit the actual FUCK !

 

 

 

According to the internet this was released 2 years after Mitford died.

 

Sounding like that was when she recorded it, too.

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The compilation album its on sounds a cert to be in Marys catalogue.

 

"Stranger than fiction", Stephen King and Warren Zevon anyone? Or Norman Mailler?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_than_Fiction_(compilation_album)

 

 

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Why didn't I know of this afore Mary?

 

Its awful Great  :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All 32 songs on this boys playlist lol.

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, charon said:

Why didn't I know of this afore Mary?

 

Its awful Great  :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All 32 songs on this boys playlist lol.

 

 

 

he should stick to writing 

 

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