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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/15/hello-death-coca-cola-mixes-english-and-maori-on-vending-machine

 

 

Coca-Cola’s attempts to use the native tongue, which is an official language of New Zealand, has fallen flat. A Coke vending machine emblazoned with the words “Kia ora, Mate”, translates into te reo as “Hello, Death”.

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Health and Safety poster shite.

 

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On 14/10/2018 at 00:58, runebomme said:

for bladan

 

Image result for how many finns does it take to change a lightbulb

 

for you: How many bladans did it take to invent this?

 

If God exists, not to drink is blasphemy

If God doesn't exist, not to drink is stupidity

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5 hours ago, charon said:

Health and Safety poster shite.

 

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Yeah, you probably have an enlarged prostate, you have to go for a piss more times than Shergar and, when you do, it comes out so slowly it takes a fucking age to emit an egg cup full. To compound that  you really are not sure whether you actually have the big C.

Hey, lets ride a fucking bike with the boys, that will work a treat...<_<

It's no fun getting old.

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21 hours ago, bladan said:

 

for you: How many bladans did it take to invent this?

 

If God exists, not to drink is blasphemy

If God doesn't exist, not to drink is stupidity

 

 

Hmmmm.

 

Had an argument on a FB philosophy page last night, think Bladan is on the same page...

 

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I want one of those!

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I've got one (though the precise model is slightly differently located), it seems to work best in the mornings, especially after a night on the razz.

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1 hour ago, En Passant said:

I've got one (though the precise model is slightly differently located), it seems to work best in the mornings, especially after a night on the razz.

 

That model is quite beneficial when used on compost heaps, so I'm told.

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If you long to look like a right cunt yet just have not achieved it yet, you can take it to a (w)hole new level/s.

 

Spunk £750 on a Vulva scarf  by Fendi 17559.gif

 

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thank you reddit, the name of the president of Turkmenistan is "Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurbanguly_Berdimuhamedow

 

"The first dentist in the world to head a state or a government"

 

His father,  Mälikguly Berdimuhametowyç Berdimuhamedow, is still alive at 86

 

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Is that correct?

 

Defo a few sons of dentists in India/Pakistan politics, you'd think one may have trained in his fathers footsteps so to speak.

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1 winner, South Carolina.  $1.5B (U.S.)

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Dunno if it would interest anyone,  but apparently a bunch of the ebook versions of the late Peter Underwood's books (part folklorist/part hoax debunker/part overtly excitable ghost hunter, and pal of mrs msc) are free for download on Amazon today and tomorrow:

 

 

 

There's also this interview from a Desert Island Discs rip off show on LBC many years ago:

 

 

 

 

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The fact he did it a second time, again whilst pished, is fucking Great :lol:

 

 

 

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So, in the news, the Police are digging up the garden of murder suspect John Cannans mothers old home home in Birmingham in the hunt for the remains of Suzy Lamplugh.

Why the fuck did they not search the property back in 86 when she went missing??????

Hmmmm:sherlock:

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