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18 hours ago, charon said:

 

 

Two crocodile tales this year already...

 

 

 

 

So....its possible.

 

 

You have to die of something, and that's when the idea of death by crocodile comes in. Fascinating experience for sure

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5 hours ago, Deathray said:

Unpaid Wages: £600

Current Fine for Criminal Damage: Up to £5000

 

Not the brightest tool in the box, but then again this is in Liverpool. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-46953987

 

 

 

Footage released.....

 

 

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19 hours ago, charon said:

 

 

 

Footage released.....

 

 

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inspiration for doctor who

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Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years.

 

Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years.

 

Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

He should have gone with "Okay, you convinced me".

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3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years.

 

Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

I mean you keep hearing the same sad story over and over and over and over and OVER again, you'll do ANYTHING to shut them the fuck up!

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primark is selling a new line

 

 

 

https://news.sky.com/story/human-bone-found-in-pair-of-socks-in-essex-primark-store-11617019

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16 minutes ago, runebomme said:

 

 

Not unusual.

 

Deathers quite often has a bone in his sock.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

 

 

Whit the actual fuck.

 

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SotW folk are mental.

 

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On 24/01/2019 at 18:33, The Quim Reaper said:

Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years.

 

Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

 

You missed out the best part of that story:

 

"But despite him admitting that his 34-year marriage is over he also said that he is not renouncing his faith completely or the entirety of his work as a conversion therapist."

 

Ok, that works!

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1 hour ago, bladan said:
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the asteroid looks a bit like a mammal a badger or something 

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This might already be in this thread somewhere as I am pretty sure its reposted every year.  Its still funny though
 

 

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Still a rip off at 1p

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46 minutes ago, Wee Jum said:

Still a rip off at 1p

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After Brexit the burning pages will offer you meagre warmth

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2 hours ago, Wee Jum said:

Still a rip off at 1p

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emergency toilet paper

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'I have met many people who earn way more than £30,000 and have literally no discernible skills, not even one.'

 

 'I have definitely met some very rich people who earn huge amounts of money  who I wouldn’t let hold my pint if I had to go and vote while in the bar'

 

Bwhahahaha.

Jess Phillips for PM.

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Never approved on the Concept of Dry January, but "lol"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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