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FFS who is offended by the name of a sweetie ?

 

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Found this cool Twitter account which publish actualities from 100 years ago « in live » as if there was Twitter or other medias like that in 1922. 
they published yesterday that Pope Benedict XV has a flu and is bedridden, hope he will recover quickly (spoiler alert : he won’t and be dead in 2 days). 

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24 minutes ago, One shot Paddy said:

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LOL, reminds me of this.

 

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“Cut yer own fuckin grass ya wee cunts”

 

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Parent: How was your first day of school?

Child: Great!

Parent: Do you like your teacher?

Child: You mean teachers.

 

Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany Hensel Are Elementary School Teachers.  https://www.distractify.com/p/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-today

 

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4 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Parent: How was your first day of school?

Child: Great!

Parent: Do you like your teacher?

Child: You mean teachers.

 

Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany Hensel Are Elementary School Teachers.  https://www.distractify.com/p/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-today

 

I have to say, those girls are incredible.

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Just aced today’s Wordle:

 

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It would be great if they used it to comment subtly on current affairs.  Like Susie Dent does with her "word of the day".  :D

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https://www.myjoyonline.com/70-year-old-man-beaten-to-pulp-in-damongo-for-being-a-wizard/

A 70-year-old peasant farmer in Damongo, Mr. Abia, is currently battling for his life at the West Gonja Hospital after being beaten by some residents who accused him of having caused deaths of their relations.

The visibly weak victim is among a few men in the region who are alleged to be wizards.

 

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Pakistani police searching for a pregnant woman who had nail hammered through her head in hopes of a son

A pregnant woman in Pakistan was rushed to the hospital after a faith healer allegedly hammered a two-inch nail into her head with the promise that she would give birth to a baby boy. 

Capital City Police Peshawar, a police jurisdiction in the capital city of Islamabad, is now looking to find the identity of the woman and the faith healer. 

Doctors at the Lady Reading Hospital had successfully removed the nail from the woman’s head after it missed her brain.
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23 hours ago, arghton said:

Shocking! What's next?

Bam Margera caught drinking?

You would need to smoke a joint, or 10, to sit through that Super Bowl shite.

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Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? :sherlock:

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3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? :sherlock:

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Fucking kids - his mum's starving and he's sending 26p to the football club - she could have put that towards her Netflix subscription.

 

GUN, aged 53 3/4

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54 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? :sherlock:

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Call me cynical, but 

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? :sherlock:

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From experience, this is remarkably tidy for a 6 year old. Also there's joined up writing in "town", "money" and "pay" at least which isn't Primary 1 level.

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16 minutes ago, msc said:

 

From experience, this is remarkably tidy for a 6 year old. Also there's joined up writing in "town", "money" and "pay" at least which isn't Primary 1 level.

Yes, there is a severe whiff of bollocks about this one.

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4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yes, there is a sever whiff of bollocks about this one.


What is this, 6-year-old spelling to make up for the lack of 6-year-old note writing? :D

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