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Review of B&Q bulb planter

 

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Oh the irony.

 

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12 minutes ago, Sly Ronnie said:

Nostalgia website TV Cream to close after 27 years.

 

We will look back fondly on all it offered when we remember it in years to come.

There's a word for that, can't think of it offhand.

 

 

 

*actually never seen it or even heard of it until now, but that's no reason not to do a daft gag about it.

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I'm bluer than 68%.

"For you, turquoise is green. "

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2 minutes ago, Toast said:

I'm bluer than 68%.

"For you, turquoise is green. "

 

Turquoise for me was green too. 

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2 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

 

Turquoise for me was green too. 

 

Same here...bluer than 78%

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I'm greener than 75%, turquoise is blue.

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I'm bluer than 85%.

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Convinced that my beautiful new BLOO passport is black, which evens it out.

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I'm greener than 92% of the population... apparently. 

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81 year-old man sentenced to 6 months for creating giant sheep for hunting.

 

Yes it's the US, no it isn't Florida.

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15 minutes ago, time said:

81 year-old man sentenced to 6 months for creating giant sheep for hunting.

 

Yes it's the US, no it isn't Florida.

 

I read this and don't see what the problem is. He's 81, wants to keep playing with his 2nd amendment mandated AR15 and can't see for shit anymore. Bigger sheep, bigger target, bigger lamb chops, kleftico and souvlaki? It's win win.

And a country that chlorinates chickens puts this guy in jail?

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The 3 year cruise (some are staying on for 15 years), that has been held up in Belfast for months managed to leave port on Monday. However, it only travelled a few miles and remains anchored off the County Down coast. It will then go back to Belfast to "Pick up a few things." The CEO and COO were witnessed to be drinking in the bar on the going away party (yes there are Youtubers vlogging their experience).

 

The people paying for this cruise have literally paid anything from nearly 100k to 800k, not including selling their houses to be on it. BBC

 

It also has it's own Reddit thread.

 

Harland and Wolf have gone into administration, it was the same shipyard that this cruise liner has been in to help get it ready for the round the world cruise, lol.

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Seen on local Facebook page;

 

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Does anyone on here know a Taylor Swift who works with horses?, was involved in a crash on Monday morning at xxxxxxxxx Can they ask her to make contact with the other driver as the telephone number she's given is invalid.

 
 
 
 
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1 hour ago, Toast said:

Seen on local Facebook page;

 

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Does  anyone on here know a Taylor Swift who works with horses?, was involved in a crash on Monday morning at xxxxxxxxx Can they ask her to make contact with the other driver as the telephone number she's given is invalid.

 

I know whodunnit:

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