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On 04/01/2019 at 17:40, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Anybody vaguely familiar with the Paul Whelan case?

This fella has been arrested by the Russians for spying.

 Apparently, the British Government are concerned as he is a British citizen even though his only link to the UK is that his parents are/were British.

 He was born in Canada and moved to the US as a child.

 What the fuck have we got to do with him????

I've just read that he also has Irish citizenship.

So, if all true, he has Canadian, US, British and Irish citizenship.

 No, he is not a spy, is he...…:lol:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46757119

 

Edit: He has no Canadian citizenship, apparently, even though he was born there.:rolleyes:

 

My money's on him spying for two countries in some weird shit-storm of circumstances, hence the 3 citizenships in countries he wasn't born in.

 

The government aren't going to say "he's a spy" if he is a spy are they!

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1 minute ago, Deathray said:

 

My money's on him spying for two countries in some weird shit-storm of circumstances, hence the 3 citizenships in countries he wasn't born in.

 

The government aren't going to say "he's a spy" if he is a spy are they!

Absolutely!

 

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27 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

My money's on him spying for two countries in some weird shit-storm of circumstances, hence the 3 citizenships in countries he wasn't born in.

 

The government aren't going to say "he's a spy" if he is a spy are they!

Depends.  Are you a Clinton operative and George Bush 42 is now in office?

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I might have posted this before, can't mind.

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, runebomme said:


You may be interested to know I was misprescribed dry eye medicine for my erectile dysfunction and I can't stop pissing.

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if that stuff causes chemical injuries to the eye surely its not something you want to rub down under

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Fifty minutes after Karsten Hardeman was released from jail, police say he went to a bank across from the police station and demanded money.   The tellers at Financial Credit Union in Wentzville, Missouri, gave him the money, police said, and the suspect ran away.  That was at about 5 p.m. Jan. 2.   When Wentzville Police received a call about the robbery, one of the officers began walking to the credit union across the street.   But before he got across the street, the officer noticed a man sitting on the curb just outside the police station. The man matched the description of the robber.   The officer commanded the man — now identified as 20-year-old Hardeman — to raise his hands so police could see them.   Hardeman followed those instructions, and “several” $100 bills started falling from his sweatshirt.   He was arrested on suspicion of robbing the bank and booked into jail — again.

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Early Saturday morning, a man, who police now identify as Roberto Daniel Arroyo, spent about three hours licking the doorbell and milling around a Salinas, California yard.

The homeowners were out of town at the time, but their kids were home. The kids did not wake up to the noise, but the families surveillance system notifies them when there's movement out front.
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this may help to feel less of a nutter

 

 

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50 minutes ago, runebomme said:

Yo, dumbass..... like the post right above yours 21 hours old?
Now you are just as much nutter as before.

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11 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Yo, dumbass..... like the post right above yours 21 hours old?
Now you are just as much nutter as before.

we need all the help we can get

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23 hours ago, bladan said:

 

Guardian angel is always near

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is it the angel of death or the grim reaper who is portending to be the Guardian angel

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Are you in need of 180 servings of macaroni and cheese? Look no further than Costco.

The bulk retailer is selling a 26-pound bucket of mac and cheese and it will last you a LONG TIME.

Twenty years, in fact, thanks to Chef's Banquet's bucket design. 

It will run you $89.99, but you'll have macaroni and cheese forever. Until you finish all 180 servings. 

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32 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Are you in need of 180 servings of macaroni and cheese? Look no further than Costco.

The bulk retailer is selling a 26-pound bucket of mac and cheese and it will last you a LONG TIME.

Twenty years, in fact, thanks to Chef's Banquet's bucket design. 

It will run you $89.99, but you'll have macaroni and cheese forever. Until you finish all 180 servings. 

WANT

 

 

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Why spend $90 for your pasta fix?

 

Just move to Dundee SC, wee jum has been giving away his 5,500 packets of pasta.

 

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-shocks-multis-folk-by-delivering-some-of-his-5500-bags-of-stockpiled-pasta/

 

 

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4 hours ago, charon said:

Just move to Dundee SC, wee jum has been giving away his 5,500 packets of pasta.


'stockpiling' = 75% of it is beyond expiration.

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On 11/01/2019 at 20:34, charon said:

 

 

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Why spend $90 for your pasta fix?

 

Just move to Dundee SC, wee jum has been giving away his 5,500 packets of pasta.

 

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-shocks-multis-folk-by-delivering-some-of-his-5500-bags-of-stockpiled-pasta/

 

 

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FFS giving away my secret identitiy

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