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Apparently actor Josh Brolin tried tanning his arsehole ('perineum sunning') and severely burned his bung.

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Somehow this appeals to my juvenile sense of humour.

Miss E Dearlove v Babs Baps Ltd: 1802922/2019

Employment Tribunal decision.

Published 11 December 2019 

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Officers in Wichita Falls, Texas, responded to a home following a report that Christopher Ragsdale had assaulted his girlfriend.

"She told Christopher that his fart smelled horrible and he got mad and grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground,” the affidavit said, adding that the woman told police that Ragsdale choked and headbutted her. The incident occurred at a friend’s house, and that friend called police.
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 A North Dakota woman has been charged with felony child neglect after she was accused of leaving six children with the body of an acquaintance who overdosed.  Amber Barrett of Fargo also is charged with a misdemeanor count of failing to report a death.

Police were called on Nov. 16 to a home on a report of an unresponsive man. Officers were let into the home by six minor children, ages unknown, who directed them to the man lying on the living room floor.  Efforts to revive the man were unsuccessful. Police contacted Barrett, who was at work.  Barrett told an officer that her friend was sweating heavily and slurring his words earlier and she believed he was likely overdosing. Police said, however, that Barrett knew the man was dead before she left for work.
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2 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

 A North Dakota woman has been charged with felony child neglect after she was accused of leaving six children with the body of an acquaintance who overdosed.  Amber Barrett of Fargo also is charged with a misdemeanor count of failing to report a death.

Police were called on Nov. 16 to a home on a report of an unresponsive man. Officers were let into the home by six minor children, ages unknown, who directed them to the man lying on the living room floor.  Efforts to revive the man were unsuccessful. Police contacted Barrett, who was at work.  Barrett told an officer that her friend was sweating heavily and slurring his words earlier and she believed he was likely overdosing. Police said, however, that Barrett knew the man was dead before she left for work.

 

That's so Fargo.

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They say life is a marathon, not a sprint.
No one proving that more than a runner named Gajanan.
The 64-year old dropped over dead whilst participating in the Mumbai Marathon this past Sunday.  Pronounced DOA at hospital.

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3 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

They say life is a marathon, not a sprint.
No one proving that more than a runner named Gajanan.
The 64-year old dropped over dead whilst participating in the Mumbai Marathon this past Sunday.  Pronounced DOA at hospital.

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Was he Indian? 

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Katie Hopkins, off of poisonous twats, had been flown all the way to Prague to collect a fake award:

 

 

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There’s probably a thread for her but I can’t find it, Pamela Anderson’s fourth marriage is done and dusted after 12 days

 

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13 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

There’s probably a thread for her but I can’t find it, Pamela Anderson’s fourth marriage is done and dusted after 12 days

 

There is. I'm sure it's under the "Useless daft bimbos" heading. 

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Because Philip Schofield comes out as gay, of course we get things like this appearing/trending.

 

 

 

 

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