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2 hours ago, time said:

That was the 'blocked' video above

 

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What? How come I've only just found about this?

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Jesus, what’s next, The Complete Works of Nana Mouskouri featuring Slayer?

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29 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Jesus, what’s next, The Complete Works of Nana Mouskouri featuring Slayer?

 

Why, has Nana joined them live on stage?  I need to see that.

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5 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

0 for me

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Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. 

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45 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. 

I believe the technical term for that is poo leverage

 

My toilet seat is always fucking wobbly so if I'm departing mr brown I sometimes get a scare when the toilet seat shifts to the side

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8 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Number 2 for me (see what I did there?) I’ve got a poo stool to put my feet on as I’m so short, it gives me greater strain-ability. 

You would get just the same leverage if you wore high heels AND you would automatically be taller instead of the short arsed Harry Styles devotee you actually are.:D

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34 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

I believe the technical term for that is poo leverage

 

My toilet seat is always fucking wobbly so if I'm departing mr brown I sometimes get a scare when the toilet seat shifts to the side

Toilet seat? Sheer luxury!

When I were lad we had to dig an 'ole in't ground at local rec, shit in it, then wipe our arses of clagg with out hands and lick them clean coz we couldn't afford toilet paper!

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You would get just the same leverage if you wore high heels AND you would automatically be taller instead of the short arsed Harry Styles devotee you actually are.:D

Due to extreme flat feet and a titanium shin I am unable to walk in heels.  Could probably shit in them though :lol:

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A more eco friendly version from Viz from about 30 years ago 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

A more eco friendly version from Viz from about 30 years ago 

 

 

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....when Viz was good.

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8 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

Some of that is very very true.

I prefer to drive the fuckers though!

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I'll race you on the Pitsea Flyover one day and win :P

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3 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

I'll race you on the Pitsea Flyover one day and win :P

Yeah, when they finally finish the roadworks!!!:D

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