GossipGabe 333 Posted March 16, 2015 Could the unmoveable object that is Vladimir Putin be about to meet the irresistible force of a nasty form of cancer ? PRESIDENT PUTIN is seriously ill, according to a number of seasoned observers of the Russian scene. Some of them suggest that he is suffering from cancer, perhaps even one of the most feared forms of the disease – cancer of the spinal cord, which might explain his periodically bad back. Even if this news is incorrect, he is still worthy of a thread, because:1. He has a long history of deaths in the family; word on the street is, most of his ancestors died themselves.2. All men are mortal. Vladimir Putin is a man. The cancer of the spinal cord conspiracy theory might be reignited as a back specialist doctor was reported to be treating the Russian president. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-russian-leader-getting-5341551 Alternatively, a stroke, a coup and a bastard child from ex-gymanst Alina Kabaeva might also explain his absence according to the prestigious British journal Daily Mirror… (but the story about the specialist physician was also reported elsewhere). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 16, 2015 Might he have suffered a stroke? http://www.interpretermag.com/russia-update-march-12-2015/#7431 Possible, but since he only has been away for like 5 days, it could be something trivial like appendicitis or a bad case of flu. I hope it's terminal anal cancer, though...Richard Galpin at BBC News Moscow also speculates that he might just have a bad case of flu (great minds think alike, ain't they? ), but some also think that a coup may be in the background. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31897304 Monday could bring an end to these rumours as Putin is set to meet his Kyrgyz colleague Atembayev. Or it may fuel them in case he fails to turn up... he failed to turn up... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/11472527/Mystery-of-Putins-disappearance-deepens-with-Russian-state-media-mistake.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ankou 17 Posted March 16, 2015 He probably realized how much of an asshole he is and he offed himself. R not IP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 16, 2015 He's back. He looks a little weak, in fact. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/16/vladimir-putin-makes-first-public-appearance-amid-health-speculations There's a rumour he had the flu. That could be. It must have been something a little embarassing to admit. Maybe measles or something that makes him appear less of a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted November 7, 2015 Putin aide Mikhail Lesin found dead in US hotel: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34754590 He was a press minister and occasional media mogul whose suidden wealth raised questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 27, 2015 Here's the 2016 Putin shirtless calendar you horn dogs. SC http://m.tmz.com/#article/2015/12/26/vladimir-putin-2016-calendar-shirtless-photos/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WilliamGStewart 21 Posted December 27, 2015 Here's the 2016 Putin shirtless calendar you horn dogs. SC http://m.tmz.com/#article/2015/12/26/vladimir-putin-2016-calendar-shirtless-photos/ If only Catherine the Great had got round to making one of these. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 11, 2016 Putin aide Mikhail Lesin found dead in US hotel: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34754590 He was a press minister and occasional media mogul whose suidden wealth raised questions. Despite Russian media reporting he had a heart attack, the Washington DC Medical Examiner's office today said Lesin died of blunt force trauma to his head. So whatever questions were raised, there is the answer. As for the Russian people, let that be a Lesin to you all! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted November 13, 2016 Stepping down because of ill health? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3926512/Is-Putin-QUIT-Russian-president-step-ill-health-hints-Kremlin-expert.html He should name Donald Trump as his successor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted November 14, 2016 Stepping down because of ill health? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3926512/Is-Putin-QUIT-Russian-president-step-ill-health-hints-Kremlin-expert.html He should name Donald Trump as his successor. Spare me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted November 16, 2016 Russia withdraws from ICC under Vladimir Putin: https://www.facebook.com/cnninternational/posts/10154691597124641 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted February 13, 2018 Cancels appearance because of ill health for the first time in years: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/putin-health-russia-president-elections-cancel-public-appearances-strong-man-a8208681.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 16, 2018 A Russian journalist who had reported recently on clandestine Russian paramilitary groups in Syria died on Sunday after falling from the balcony of his fifth-floor apartment in Yekaterinburg, the authorities there said. The journalist, Maksim Borodin, 32, was hospitalized in a coma after he was found sprawled out below his balcony in the city’s Kirov district on Thursday, according to New Day, the local news agency where he had worked. On Sunday morning, he died. Investigators summoned to the scene had found the door to his apartment locked from the inside, a police spokesman, Valery Gorelykh, told the local E1 news agency. “Those facts suggest that no one left the apartment and that there were probably no strangers there,” he said. While the police are still investigating Mr. Borodin’s death, it is not being treated as suspicious, Russia’s Investigative Committee said in a statement. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted April 17, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 21:50, gcreptile said: Cancels appearance because of ill health for the first time in years: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/putin-health-russia-president-elections-cancel-public-appearances-strong-man-a8208681.html Having recently seen The Death of Stalin you've got to wonder what size of power vacuum the sudden death of VP would leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted July 16, 2018 Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!) Interesting things he said include: 1. Business leaders could co-operate between Russia and the US. Lifting of sanctions imminent? 2. Supports the Nuclear Deal on Iran....diametrically opposed to Trump's position. 3. Joint working groups on intelligence and cyber-security. Can the UK/EU now confidently share information with the Trump administration, knowing it might end up in the hands of Russian agencies? Otherwise I am at a loss as to what this meeting achieved. Syria? Ukraine? Slowing the arms race? Novichok? Election meddling? Somebody had a mini protest at the start...who knows what that was about? He was huckled before the Press Conference started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted July 16, 2018 35 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!) Interesting things he said include: 1. Business leaders could co-operate between Russia and the US. Lifting of sanctions imminent? 2. Supports the Nuclear Deal on Iran....diametrically opposed to Trump's position. 3. Joint working groups on intelligence and cyber-security. Can the UK/EU now confidently share information with the Trump administration, knowing it might end up in the hands of Russian agencies? Otherwise I am at a loss as to what this meeting achieved. Syria? Ukraine? Slowing the arms race? Novichok? Election meddling? Somebody had a mini protest at the start...who knows what that was about? He was huckled before the Press Conference started. They also both denied Russian interference in the 2016 and Putin says he’s “willing to cooperate” with Mueller on the investigation. Yeah right, and I’m Barack Obama... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,452 Posted July 16, 2018 Turns out the pitch invaders at the World Cup final are members of Pussy Riot. The 4 women involved are Veronica Nikulshina, Olga Kuracheva, Olga Pakhtusova and Petya Verzilov. They're in the gaol now, just like some of their fellow members from previous incidents. Surely Vlad has them on his personal DeathList by now, if they keep pulling this shit then he might end up sorting them out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted September 11, 2018 Putin's ex-bodyguard challenges opposition leader to a duel! "In a seven-minute speech posted on the National Guard's YouTube channel on Tuesday, Viktor Zolotov said he would "make a good juicy beef steak" out of Navalny, who had launched an investigation into large-scale corruption at the National Guard." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-12/putins-ex-bodyguard-challenges-alexei-navalny/10234534 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,418 Posted September 12, 2018 On 16/07/2018 at 22:19, Clorox Bleachman said: Turns out the pitch invaders at the World Cup final are members of Pussy Riot. The 4 women involved are Veronica Nikulshina, Olga Kuracheva, Olga Pakhtusova and Petya Verzilov. They're in the gaol now, just like some of their fellow members from previous incidents. Surely Vlad has them on his personal DeathList by now, if they keep pulling this shit then he might end up sorting them out... Pyotr (Petya) Verzilov, political dissident, activist and spokesman of Pussy Riot who was involved in the pitch invasion, has been poisoned in Moscow and is in a critical condition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted September 13, 2018 I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted September 13, 2018 7 hours ago, John Key said: I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere. So much Botox in his bonce that the clues are limited 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted September 13, 2018 8 hours ago, John Key said: I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere. Would you Putin your Death List though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: Would you Putin your Death List though? I wouldn't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted September 13, 2018 On 17/07/2018 at 02:13, YoungWillz said: Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 13, 2018 12 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: So much Botox in his bonce that the clues are limited Botox is about the most poisoness thing in it, so he'd be hoored. The Free World needs a strong Russia, so 20 more..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
