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Could the unmoveable object that is Vladimir Putin be about to meet the irresistible force of a nasty form of cancer ?

PRESIDENT PUTIN is seriously ill, according to a number of seasoned observers of the Russian scene. Some of them suggest that he is suffering from cancer, perhaps even one of the most feared forms of the disease – cancer of the spinal cord, which might explain his periodically bad back.

Even if this news is incorrect, he is still worthy of a thread, because:1. He has a long history of deaths in the family; word on the street is, most of his ancestors died themselves.2. All men are mortal. Vladimir Putin is a man.

The cancer of the spinal cord conspiracy theory might be reignited as a back specialist doctor was reported to be treating the Russian president.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-russian-leader-getting-5341551

 

Alternatively, a stroke, a coup and a bastard child from ex-gymanst Alina Kabaeva might also explain his absence according to the prestigious British journal Daily Mirror… (but the story about the specialist physician was also reported elsewhere).

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Possible, but since he only has been away for like 5 days, it could be something trivial like appendicitis or a bad case of flu. I hope it's terminal anal cancer, though...
Richard Galpin at BBC News Moscow also speculates that he might just have a bad case of flu (great minds think alike, ain't they? ;)), but some also think that a coup may be in the background. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31897304

 

Monday could bring an end to these rumours as Putin is set to meet his Kyrgyz colleague Atembayev. Or it may fuel them in case he fails to turn up...

 

he failed to turn up... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/11472527/Mystery-of-Putins-disappearance-deepens-with-Russian-state-media-mistake.html

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He probably realized how much of an asshole he is and he offed himself. R not IP

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He's back. He looks a little weak, in fact.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/16/vladimir-putin-makes-first-public-appearance-amid-health-speculations

 

There's a rumour he had the flu. That could be. It must have been something a little embarassing to admit. Maybe measles or something that makes him appear less of a man.

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Putin aide Mikhail Lesin found dead in US hotel:

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34754590

 

He was a press minister and occasional media mogul whose suidden wealth raised questions.

 

Despite Russian media reporting he had a heart attack, the Washington DC Medical Examiner's office today said Lesin died of blunt force trauma to his head. So whatever questions were raised, there is the answer. As for the Russian people, let that be a Lesin to you all!

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A Russian journalist who had reported recently on clandestine Russian paramilitary groups in Syria died on Sunday after falling from the balcony of his fifth-floor apartment in Yekaterinburg, the authorities there said.

The journalist, Maksim Borodin, 32, was hospitalized in a coma after he was found sprawled out below his balcony in the city’s Kirov district on Thursday, according to New Day, the local news agency where he had worked. On Sunday morning, he died.

Investigators summoned to the scene had found the door to his apartment locked from the inside, a police spokesman, Valery Gorelykh, told the local E1 news agency. “Those facts suggest that no one left the apartment and that there were probably no strangers there,” he said.

While the police are still investigating Mr. Borodin’s death, it is not being treated as suspicious, Russia’s Investigative Committee said in a statement.

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On ‎13‎/‎02‎/‎2018 at 21:50, gcreptile said:

 

 

Having recently seen The Death of Stalin you've got to wonder what size of power vacuum the sudden death of VP would leave. 

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Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!)

 

Interesting things he said include:

 

1. Business leaders could co-operate between Russia and the US. Lifting of sanctions imminent?

 

2. Supports the Nuclear Deal on Iran....diametrically opposed to Trump's position.

 

3. Joint working groups on intelligence and cyber-security. Can the UK/EU now confidently share information with the Trump administration, knowing it might end up in the hands of Russian agencies?

 

Otherwise I am at a loss as to what this meeting achieved. Syria? Ukraine? Slowing the arms race? Novichok? Election meddling?

 

Somebody had a mini protest at the start...who knows what that was about? He was huckled before the Press Conference started.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!)

 

Interesting things he said include:

 

1. Business leaders could co-operate between Russia and the US. Lifting of sanctions imminent?

 

2. Supports the Nuclear Deal on Iran....diametrically opposed to Trump's position.

 

3. Joint working groups on intelligence and cyber-security. Can the UK/EU now confidently share information with the Trump administration, knowing it might end up in the hands of Russian agencies?

 

Otherwise I am at a loss as to what this meeting achieved. Syria? Ukraine? Slowing the arms race? Novichok? Election meddling?

 

Somebody had a mini protest at the start...who knows what that was about? He was huckled before the Press Conference started.

 

 

They also both denied Russian interference in the 2016 and Putin says he’s “willing to cooperate” with Mueller on the investigation. Yeah right, and I’m Barack Obama...

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Turns out the pitch invaders at the World Cup final are members of Pussy Riot. The 4 women involved are Veronica Nikulshina, Olga Kuracheva, Olga Pakhtusova and Petya Verzilov. They're in the gaol now, just like some of their fellow members from previous incidents.

 

Surely Vlad has them on his personal DeathList by now, if they keep pulling this shit then he might end up sorting them out...

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Putin's ex-bodyguard challenges opposition leader to a duel!

 

"In a seven-minute speech posted on the National Guard's YouTube channel on Tuesday, Viktor Zolotov said he would "make a good juicy beef steak" out of Navalny, who had launched an investigation into large-scale corruption at the National Guard."

 

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-12/putins-ex-bodyguard-challenges-alexei-navalny/10234534

 

 

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On 16/07/2018 at 22:19, Clorox Bleachman said:

Turns out the pitch invaders at the World Cup final are members of Pussy Riot. The 4 women involved are Veronica Nikulshina, Olga Kuracheva, Olga Pakhtusova and Petya VerzilovThey're in the gaol now, just like some of their fellow members from previous incidents.

 

Surely Vlad has them on his personal DeathList by now, if they keep pulling this shit then he might end up sorting them out...

Pyotr (Petya) Verzilov, political dissident, activist and spokesman of Pussy Riot who was involved in the pitch invasion, has been poisoned in Moscow and is in a critical condition. 

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I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere.

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7 hours ago, John Key said:

I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere.

 

So much Botox in his bonce that the clues are limited

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8 hours ago, John Key said:

I don't think we'll ever see Putins death coming while he's playing his role as the Tsar. It will be sudden and out of nowhere.

 

Would you Putin your Death List though? 

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1 hour ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Would you Putin your Death List though? 

 

 

I wouldn't

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On 17/07/2018 at 02:13, YoungWillz said:

Putin meets Trump in Helsinki. (Looking good by the way Vlad, looking sharp!)

 

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12 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

So much Botox in his bonce that the clues are limited

 

 

Botox is about the most poisoness thing in it, so he'd be hoored.

 

The Free World needs a strong Russia, so 20 more.....

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