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It is widely reported that Shelly Long of "Cheers" fame, was recently released from the hospital after a suicide attempt. If she can refine her technique, would she qualify for the list?

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Given that the criteria is quite simple

 

a ) are they living?

b ) are thay famous?

c ) are the likely to die?

 

I think Shelley manages a ) and b ) - only questions is does she meet c)?

 

But before we pick her, what is the source for the report. I mean, we can't just go on hearsay.... :rolleyes:

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Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?....

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Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?....

 

stand by for a load of scouser postings. :rolleyes:

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After the death of Emlyn, I think you will find the scousers are still in mourning - not, of course, that I am implying that they all wallow in self-pity - someone else beat me to that one :rolleyes:

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what is a scouser? on Entertainment Tonight they said it wasnt a suicide attempt but an accidental drug overdose. :D

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ET doesn't like to stir controversy, if it were an accidental overdose, she may stay 1 or 2 days, she was in the hospital over a week and has been depressed over the break-up of her marriage.

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what is a scouser? on Entertainment Tonight they said it wasnt a suicide attempt but an accidental drug overdose.  :(

An interesting question. However, the mundane answer, my friend from across the pond, is that a scouser is neither a suicide attempt nor an accidental drug overdose but a person hailing from the good City of Liverpool UK

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Now that video recorders are being discontinued, what will Scousers be able to sell in pubs now?

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Now that video recorders are being discontinued, what will Scousers be able to sell in pubs now?

Drugs?? Guns?? A chip for both shoulders?? :(

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Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?....

 

stand by for a load of scouser postings. :ghost:

zzzzzzzzzz...........

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It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread,

 

albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. :lol:

 

After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago,

 

she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects.

 

Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so.

 

One to keep an eye on I fancy. :P

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From Teddy's signature...

 

"Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." - Julie Burchill

 

Well I'll certainly be smiling when she goes :P

 

As for Shelly Long, if she goes my only regrets for her is that she didn't show enough of her bod, after looking so promising in 'Night Shift'....

Potential suicides are hard to predict.

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It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread,

 

albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. :D

 

After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago,

 

she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects.

 

Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so.

 

One to keep an eye on I fancy. :P

 

What are you, typing every piss-poor candidate into the search engine and seeing who has a thread? Bitterness is your enemy my friend! :lol:

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It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread,

 

albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. :D

 

After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago,

 

she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects.

 

Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so.

 

One to keep an eye on I fancy. :P

 

What are you, typing every piss-poor candidate into the search engine and seeing who has a thread? Bitterness is your enemy my friend! :lol:

 

Even by my standards - this is pathetic!!

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I always had this fantasy about porking her.

I pray that she stays alive so that someday, somewhere, somehow my dream WILL come true..........

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And presumably the successful line will be ...

 

"BOING!! Time for bed!"

 

How could she resist? :D

 

Not unattractive in her prime, but I always thought she had a rather annoying whiney voice.

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As I don't speak British...what is a Scouser?

 

Ah!, Déjà vu!

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It is widely reported that Shelly Long of "Cheers" fame, was recently released from the hospital after a suicide attempt. If she can refine her technique, would she qualify for the list?

Isnt that a slight bit distasteful?

 

Anyway, she OD'd on pills. Its quite possible it was just the old "cry for help" scenario.

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Thought I'd bump this for no reason just to piss some fucker off.

 

Edit: Quite a few of the above not posted in years. Canadian Paul over 4000 posts but nothing since 2013, maybe one for the dead deathlisters list.........

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2 minutes ago, Arsewipe said:

Thought I'd bump this for no reason just to piss some fucker off.


Plot twist: PB logs in, sees you've done this, sticks you on admin preview and you become the "fucker" who is "pissed off". 

:P

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1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Plot twist: PB logs in, sees you've done this, sticks you on admin preview and you become the "fucker" who is "pissed off". 

:P

Fuck him and all he stands for.

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